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munki 04-22-2009 02:16 PM

150 swag care packs...

Ice 04-22-2009 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15775795)
because i want a shirt that says "Go Fuck Yourself" that I can wear to the grocery store and mall and let everyone know... "yeah thats right, I run/push porn sites" :thumbsup

that, and i never got anything when i hit 1k posts :(

Winner #5 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, your size and mailing addy.

TurboAngel 04-22-2009 02:54 PM

Congrats on the 25!

Marcus Aurelius 04-22-2009 03:05 PM

Grats on the 25k. The main reason I want some GFY swag is the fact that I live in a town with about 10,000 churches on every corner and merely walking down the street wearing one is bound to piss off a preacher, pastor, or general douchebag so he has to go home and pray for the soul of that poor fella with the gofuckyourself gear on :-)

romeo22 04-22-2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15776218)
OK... wow :thumbsup:thumbsup

It was my try to win GFY T-shirt :pimp I know it wasnt the best :winkwink:

FilthyRob 04-22-2009 03:23 PM

I need some new GFY stuff... My dog pee'd on my GFY t-shirt...

BASTARD!!!

StuartD 04-22-2009 03:30 PM

In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??

Farang 04-22-2009 03:30 PM

If you send me one, I will have tranny midget wear it, take pics and post them on gfy

romeo22 04-22-2009 03:35 PM

lol...So many people want GFY swag....maybe Ice should double the# of GFYswag on 20 :winkwink:

D-Money 04-22-2009 03:36 PM

Because I would wear it under my pimp suit for the Januarys Players Ball and if TMZ takes a pic of me, I'll open up my suit and dress shirt to show it off.

And because I helped re-invent Ice Ice Baby by making him drop the last 2 words, creating a 2.0 version of the legendary man.

:winkwink:

NetHorse 04-22-2009 03:42 PM

I need clothes and food.

Ice 04-22-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15776702)
In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??

Winner #6 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.

wargames 04-22-2009 04:34 PM

We send a ton of RC joins :pimp

Farang 04-22-2009 04:40 PM

My offer is still valid

SexualDragon 04-22-2009 04:41 PM

I am CANADIAN!

munki 04-22-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo22 (Post 15776633)
It was my try to win GFY T-shirt :pimp I know it wasnt the best :winkwink:


Si 04-22-2009 04:44 PM

Ok here's a story:

I signed up to playboy webmasters about 2 years ago and never got round to promoting the sites,

Last month I decided I've got try to figure out my login information and start promoting the program.

I failed,

Signed up a new account and noticed there was a hosted blog. purchased the perfect domain (http://www.playboysblog.com)

And now i'm starting to build the traffic up.

Loch 04-22-2009 04:46 PM

I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO



:clown

romeo22 04-22-2009 04:52 PM

Im not movie fun ...you should check some adult :winkwink:

Ice 04-22-2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15777520)
I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO



:clown

OK I feel bad for you.

Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.

Si 04-22-2009 05:36 PM

Here's a quick IMG to mark the occasion:

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fdb7f7d5fd.jpg

alias 04-22-2009 05:38 PM

You have to beg for shirts around here now?

stickyfingerz 04-22-2009 05:43 PM

Dog tags brought from Nashville to L.A. ... promise of swag made... never received.... Thats my story and Im stickin to it. :winkwink:

IllTestYourGirls 04-22-2009 05:46 PM

because I never got the shirt you all said I was going to get?

Nicky 04-22-2009 05:52 PM

Iccccceee, how many ICS programs sales to get a Heff robe?

Diomed 04-22-2009 05:56 PM

Because I stand zero chance of getting one due to my low post count,

and every now and then chance needs a slap in it's dirty face.

CaptainHowdy 04-22-2009 06:45 PM

My story,

I have no story.

Thanks :)!

JamesK 04-22-2009 06:48 PM

Ice I'll suck your cock for a GFY shirt

http://www.wldcreations.com/ice.jpg

AaronM 04-22-2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 15775496)
OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt :winkwink:

While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.

When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.

I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".

I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I won 50 bucks and got a nut :thumbsup


You are no longer welcome in my home.

Sands 04-22-2009 06:58 PM

Ice, a lot of people don't know my secret, and I don't really tell many people about it, but I feel that I can trust you and I really want GFY stuff. You see, I was born with certain... well, most would call them abilities. Simply, when I focus my mind and will, I can change the past. I know, I know, it seems silly, and you're probably skeptical. But the truth of the matter is that I've already won the GFY schwag because a year from now I will use my ability to have made you award me as one of the winners in the present. :)

Nikki_Licks 04-22-2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15778129)
You are no longer welcome in my home.

I promise to stay away from the fruits :winkwink:

Loch 04-22-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 15777811)
OK I feel bad for you.

Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ill be in touch Ice :)

Loch 04-22-2009 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 15777840)
You have to beg for shirts around here now?

No only when you want extra shit :1orglaugh

bo$$ 04-22-2009 08:50 PM

I sometimes work for my friend's dog grooming business ( that pulls in fucking bank) when she needs an extra hand.

All of the old annoying hags come in with their little tumor infested shit-stankin ugly ass dogs, & when I wash their little shits they try to stay and yap my ear off, & ask me the stupidest questions.

I was wearing a shirt that had "SJ" on it, and this one lady asked me what it stood for, of course it stood for "Sean Jean".

Anyway, I show up wearing whatever the fuck I want since I practically own the place and dont wear those stupid little doggy aprons like all the other employees

So, if I show up wearing a shirt that has "GFY" on it, theyll ask me what it stands for and Ill tell them, "Go Fuck Yourself"

Pretty sure that would get them the fuck off my ass, and hopefully, theyll never return. We don't need anymore customers!

Seriously, true story. I pay for all my porn business expenses not from my profit but by working there , grooming peoples little shits.

JustDaveXxx 04-22-2009 11:43 PM

I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.:thumbsup




I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.:thumbsup

JustDaveXxx 04-22-2009 11:46 PM

If given permission, by GFY, i would make my male ware a GFY Tee-shirt during the pickup of a sex scene. Then post the picks:thumbsup

digifan 04-23-2009 12:05 AM

Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him :(

munki 04-23-2009 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15778857)
I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.:thumbsup




I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.:thumbsup

I'll shoot it... :thumbsup:thumbsup

Jack Sparrow 04-23-2009 03:34 AM

Because im dutch, dutch are cheap, so i need to get stuff for nothing.

nikad 04-23-2009 04:10 AM

Cos I am a female webmaster and my friggin husband, who happens to be a webmaster as well has one, so it is totally unfair that he can wear something that tells me "GFY" and I canīt reciprocate ... else I will have to steal hisī:)

xxxfeetxxx 04-23-2009 04:50 AM

Because ages ago I won a prize from you and it never got sent? (I'll have to dust off the thread and find the date)

mn 04-23-2009 04:56 AM

I have no clothes... help?

u-Bob 04-23-2009 06:57 AM

because I reported a shitload of contestbots to Eric, I'd appreciate a "stop snitching" tshirt :)

Deej 04-23-2009 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15778129)
You are no longer welcome in my home.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 15778231)
I promise to stay away from the fruits :winkwink:

How can you be kept from yourself ??

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TurboAngel 04-23-2009 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan (Post 15778896)
Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him :(

Awwww I had a g/f take my GFY tank. I kinda wasn't mad as it was wayyyyyyyy to smal:(

JeanClaude VanDamme 04-23-2009 07:38 AM

Because I've got the dumbest GFY nick ?

Nikki_Licks 04-23-2009 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15779696)
How can you be kept from yourself ??

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ahahahhaha...good one :thumbsup

Spicoli 04-23-2009 08:18 AM

hmmmmmmm just cuz i found this wit guugle
and i think she's hot............

maybe she could be a new t-shirt model :D

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/bael1117/GFY.jpg

halfpint 04-23-2009 08:48 AM

Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough

Nikki_Licks 04-23-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15780100)
Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Reminds me of when I wear my porn.com T-Shirt when I go out


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