I'll cut off the gerbil toy supply if I don't get a hoodie...

Beth's threatening to cut me off if I don't get her the booty shorts...

Truly a lose lose without gfy swag...

Winner #3 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy :thumbsup

A story? Hmmm, I have many stories.

How about the time I caught my neighbor making sweet sweet love to his plants in his back yard while I was showing my parents my new house? He was a vocal man with a love for orchids. Want to hear that one?

What about the time that I walked in on my best friend knocking one out with my mother-in-law...she was 65, looked like Betty White and he drank a lot?

How about a more recent one...like on Saturday...when I was changing in the locker room at my gym? There was a guy...the hairiest mother fucker I have ever seen...a guy who I thought from out of the corner of my eye was drying himself. Turns out the fucker was applying shaving cream to his chest and crotch. By the time I turned around completely, he asked me if I could notice any parts that he missed. Want me to explain that in terrifying detail?

I need some swag from GFY so I can tell all these fuckers to go fuck themselves...and so I can cry myself to sleep! :thumbsup

Ice... I really really want one of your GFY T-shirt. So here's my story.

My name's Zuzana and I'm 18 years old. This is going to be embarrassing to admit, but I lost my virginity in a public setting with someone I wasn't dating.

I was with my friend Ice that I've known since I registred on gfy. The thing is.. he cheated on his girlfriend, my sister, with me. I know it was wrong, looking back on it. But that's why I'm posting it here. I want to tell people my story so they don't make the same mistakes.

We got bored one day and drove to LA and kinda fooled around for a while in his car before we got out.

We went in his house..At first, I was like woah.. this is weird. But I didn't care that much because I really liked him. So we started fooling around again except it got further. The next thing I knew he had my bra and my shirt off and then my pants. then he told me he had a condom with him.

It didn't really hurt that much. But it didn't really feel good either. It felt kind of dirty, even when I was doing it.

Of course, my sister found out and we got in a huge fight.
We're okay now.Just Im never gonna forget my first sex with Ice!!

because i never got a shirt when i hit 5k

:winkwink:

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Did you win Ohhh i see no brain no story.

My story

Im the stupid idiot thet fell of a my trike ..yep a trike I was pretty amazed at how quick all my mates found out about it then proceded to take the piss for the next year or so :Oh crap

Hello Ice! I would really like to have a swag..but I dont know what a swag is ..but I would like to have a black hoodie GFY sweater.

Anyway I was sitting infront of my computer in my wheelchair...trying to make up something catchy when I feel the smell of shit in the aparment...in comes my daughter and has just laid a turd in her pants and are smiling at me saying "Daddy come remove the shit from my pants" ...so....sadly I cannot come up with something good to win a hoodie sweater..I have to spend my time changing shit pants instead.

gz on 25k tho.

It would be nice if I had some, or I will stalk you Ice!







:)

You already do stalk me... remember? :upsidedow

I call it love some call it stalking!


:winkwink:

OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt :winkwink:

While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.

When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.

I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".

I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I won 50 bucks and got a nut :thumbsup

Send me SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Shit for some reason I always thought you were female :helpme

Because if I win,

I'll make sure my sig, is never too Big :thumbsup

iceeeeeeeeee i want your cockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I know, unusual name, just not a female :winkwink:

You ignored my GFY camp story :Oh crap

I thought the same for some time before I realized.

That made me spit out my soda! :1orglaugh

I made Eric's avatar and I try not to be a dickhead on the boards and actually try contributing something.

I don't have a story, but my girl would look really good in some GFY shorts and tanks and I could always bring her over to the office to model them...

Iceeeeeeeee show me your cockckckkc

Now at least I know I dont have to be nice to you any more because you have a cock and not a fadge :winkwink:

For the USA guys a fadge is a minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable :winkwink:

Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This thread is in need of some............................































Hot women

http://womenofplayboy.com/episodes/1...02x603_001.jpg

because i didnt post cauliflower dick!!!

Nooooo ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Ice you changed my post ..lol..mind you she is much nicer than what I put up

Really, Ice? This didn't at least intrigue you?

I live and breathe for GFY. May I please have some GFY swag? :(

post cauliflower pussy ...you will get GFY swag :thumbsup

Wrong :2 cents:

I think I deserve one because I would love to reply to people with just a point of a finger : GFY.

:1orglaugh

I don't need any gear, so instead here is a bump for my friend Ice.

because i want a shirt that says "Go Fuck Yourself" that I can wear to the grocery store and mall and let everyone know... "yeah thats right, I run/push porn sites" :thumbsup

that, and i never got anything when i hit 1k posts :(

Fine cry baby... Winner #4. Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :Oh crap

:upsidedow

because i have been asking you to send me some goods for almost two years now...

Though it be my fault I havent sent you any mailing info, I think its about time...

I like that two tone gray hoodie that has been posted in this thread...

Hit me up and tell me the odds of getting my hands on some...

plus some titty attire for the gf , she would happily pose with/
for some swag :pimp

email sentt

i winnnnnnnnnnn

yayayayayya

hehehhee

i have the leather sleeve jackets those are SWEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

iceeeee touch it!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!:winkwink:

Ice, I dropped you an email. Thanks again!

with tassels too ..that is so hot

OK... wow :thumbsup:thumbsup