First winner! Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.

This is perhaps the most twisted, deranged, scary thing I have every read about me. I'm giving you a shirt so you never, EVER have thoughts like that again :helpme

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Congrats on the 25k

I want a GFY shirt. I want to wear it in a pic with my daughter. She has that T-Shirt hell one that says "I'm this many" and a pic of a hand flipping you off.

I see what you did there :upsidedow

No Story .. no T-shirt ...2500 Congrats on k25.

congrats man :)

Because I'm from Portugal...

I just woke up and i see hot chick next to me ..I was wondering how can that be possible because I said to the girl that i just meet "go fuck yourself whore i wont fuck you tonight and ever again" .......hmmm -But i do remember that she told me that Ice spank her ass so i decided to fuck her for the last time and after that to say "GOFUCKYOURSELF"

because my nick is taken - I deserve compensation :)

Admit it, it turned you on a little. Just because you got a little tingle in your balls doesn't make you gay.

congrats on 25k!

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because I don't know where you live and this is not a picture of me
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I deserve gfy crap because I've made 1000 posts and would like to have a go fuck yourself shirt as described here :P

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_contests.html#100

Congrats on 25K.
I would like to have a shirt. If you know me, you would know I wear these promotional shirts everywhere...good exposure :helpme

I want some because wearing GFY merchandise is all I do in the biz?

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Ok, here they go! the very serious reasons why I deserved it! :pimp

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Damn :hitit

Dream girl.

Winner for the first female to post a pic in our swag.

Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.

We will expect new pics of you when you get the swag :jerkoff

You want a story? Fine! I'll give you a fucking story.

My brother Bill is crippled and has limited mobility using his crutches. I took my brother Bill on a vacation to Europe.

We started in London and went to see Big Ben. I went up in the tower, but my brother Bill couldn't get around well enough to go up. He's a cripple you know.

Next we went to Paris and visited the Eiffel Tower. My brother Bill waited for me while I went up because he's a cripple you know.

When we got to Pisa, I went up into the Leaning Tower alone because my brother Bill is a cripple you know.

Well, when we got to the Vatican the Pope came out on his balcony and when he saw my brother Bill he came down to the Plaza. The Pope touched my brother Bill's left shoulder and his left crutch went flying out to the left! Then the Pope touched my brother Bill's right shoulder and his right crutch went flying to the right!

And do you know what happened next? My brother Bill fell on his ass. He's a cripple you know.

I need some GFY swag to go tell the Pope what he can do for making my brother Bill fall on his ass.

because im new and dedicating my virgin post to you!!! <3333333

I'll cut off the gerbil toy supply if I don't get a hoodie...

Beth's threatening to cut me off if I don't get her the booty shorts...

Truly a lose lose without gfy swag...

Winner #3 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy :thumbsup

A story? Hmmm, I have many stories.

How about the time I caught my neighbor making sweet sweet love to his plants in his back yard while I was showing my parents my new house? He was a vocal man with a love for orchids. Want to hear that one?

What about the time that I walked in on my best friend knocking one out with my mother-in-law...she was 65, looked like Betty White and he drank a lot?

How about a more recent one...like on Saturday...when I was changing in the locker room at my gym? There was a guy...the hairiest mother fucker I have ever seen...a guy who I thought from out of the corner of my eye was drying himself. Turns out the fucker was applying shaving cream to his chest and crotch. By the time I turned around completely, he asked me if I could notice any parts that he missed. Want me to explain that in terrifying detail?

I need some swag from GFY so I can tell all these fuckers to go fuck themselves...and so I can cry myself to sleep! :thumbsup

Ice... I really really want one of your GFY T-shirt. So here's my story.

My name's Zuzana and I'm 18 years old. This is going to be embarrassing to admit, but I lost my virginity in a public setting with someone I wasn't dating.

I was with my friend Ice that I've known since I registred on gfy. The thing is.. he cheated on his girlfriend, my sister, with me. I know it was wrong, looking back on it. But that's why I'm posting it here. I want to tell people my story so they don't make the same mistakes.

We got bored one day and drove to LA and kinda fooled around for a while in his car before we got out.

We went in his house..At first, I was like woah.. this is weird. But I didn't care that much because I really liked him. So we started fooling around again except it got further. The next thing I knew he had my bra and my shirt off and then my pants. then he told me he had a condom with him.

It didn't really hurt that much. But it didn't really feel good either. It felt kind of dirty, even when I was doing it.

Of course, my sister found out and we got in a huge fight.
We're okay now.Just Im never gonna forget my first sex with Ice!!

because i never got a shirt when i hit 5k

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:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Did you win Ohhh i see no brain no story.

My story

Im the stupid idiot thet fell of a my trike ..yep a trike I was pretty amazed at how quick all my mates found out about it then proceded to take the piss for the next year or so :Oh crap

Hello Ice! I would really like to have a swag..but I dont know what a swag is ..but I would like to have a black hoodie GFY sweater.

Anyway I was sitting infront of my computer in my wheelchair...trying to make up something catchy when I feel the smell of shit in the aparment...in comes my daughter and has just laid a turd in her pants and are smiling at me saying "Daddy come remove the shit from my pants" ...so....sadly I cannot come up with something good to win a hoodie sweater..I have to spend my time changing shit pants instead.

gz on 25k tho.

It would be nice if I had some, or I will stalk you Ice!







:)

You already do stalk me... remember? :upsidedow

I call it love some call it stalking!


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OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt :winkwink:

While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.

When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.

I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".

I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I won 50 bucks and got a nut :thumbsup

Send me SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Shit for some reason I always thought you were female :helpme

Because if I win,

I'll make sure my sig, is never too Big :thumbsup

iceeeeeeeeee i want your cockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I know, unusual name, just not a female :winkwink: