*waits for MetaMan to come around and tell yet another story involving his supposed abnormally huge weiner now that you opened the door*

?For want of a nail the kingdom was lost??

For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the battle was lost.
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

Were you wanting something more fairy tale, or peoples personal stories, maybe this will cut the mustard.

Congrats on the 25K Ice... and thanks for letting me whore all over the board. So since you probably don't know a thing about me, let me begin by when I first starting posting here.

I had one site hosted on Dreamhost. I had some HTML skillz and started making and remaking my sites to be the best they could be... 3 weeks later, my very first commission, and 7 weeks later, my very first commission cheque for $38 and change. That was the turning point..

Since then and 15,000 posts later... I still look forward to popping in on GFY and seeing whats new and the bullshit that passes through here.

Characters like minusonebit, MetaMan, and the countless people who troll the boards starting their threads like "FACT:..." and "GUESS THE RACE".

I will NEVER forget last Christmas when someone posted a picture of some lady in high heels crushing some animals head and you guys were out of the office for two days. It was like the board was tearing itself apart.

I love the skins you guys make... they are always a pleasure on the eyes despite the threads.

At any rate hope all is going well, and see you at 50K!

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Congrats on 25K

Because I keep my banner spots paid on time :winkwink:

Cause if you don't, I'll kick your puppy!!!!!!!

Ice is as cool as dice

I made it to 10,000 :-)

Fiddy swag

I don't know if I "deserve gfy swag" or not but it sure would be fun wearing it to the casinos. When the old broads at the tables ask, "What does your shirt say?", I can tell them. :321GFY

hey Ice, congrats on 25k! I'd like to get some T-shirts and panties for gf :)

I deserve the schwag because I'm the only one who knows the antidote to the poison you just drank, ahahahaha!

ohh GFY Swag.. I bow down to thee oh lord mighty Eric. I pray you are safe when tucked up nice and snug in bed and I pray that you send me some GFY swagering goodies

We would be good together Eric:kisskiss

OHH shit its ICE not Eric..well I fucked that up good and proper :Oh crap

swang ...

I deserve the swag cause i'am not an attention whore

I have a few hoodies and t shirts from GFY and I love wearing it going running. The looks I get when people spot the GO FUCK YOURSELF down the sleeve is priceless.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

congrats on the 25K ice.

Here's a story: This one time at GFY camp there was this guy called Nicky, he had sent enough sales to adult.com programs to get a fine leather jacket, he emails and emails but the jacket is no where to be found. This poor boy at the time was crying every night cause he wanted so badly to advertise adult.com and GFY to all people who saw him wear it. Now this boy is a grown man and he demands GFY swag as a way to make up for his sleepless night's as a boy crying over that fine fine leather jacket.
:)

congrat to you !!!

Well i could use gfy swag so i can send a "specific" message to people.Beside that,while Loryn was still working here,i requested from her 3 times to get t-shirt which i should get for 1000 posts but never got it for some reason.That is kind a strange since i got from 3 other webmasters boards their t-shirt very fast and without any problem.Anyway,i realy want that t-shirt so i can finally complete my aw board t shirt set(i going to glow then like in diablo II :) )

conGratz! :)

Nope... you just run directories that are full of sites that have stolen content in them... even porn forums where people can download full length movies and such... I can't believe GFY let's you promote them in your sig. Fucking scumbag. :mad:

Congrats mate !! Good job !

How bout cause you still owe me for when I gave you those dog tags you wanted? :winkwink:

Because I wore my GFY hoodie at a Dutch webmaster meeting and someone puked on it :1orglaugh

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because i've spent at least 2,100,000 seconds here waiting for 30 seconds to count down to post again :p

Because I'm saying "please" ;-)

Because I am giving you puppy dog eyes for gfy boy shorts!

Because my E-Penis is Large and I dont ask you for anything?

I think that was a good reason for me to get some GFY swag :) my old swag got old already.

:) :) :)

Just because I need new clothes...

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Congrats on the 25 k :)!

Been here since 2001 and never been banned?

Two words: cum rag. :thumbsup

I got into an argument with a psycho power tripping HS gym teacher [who constantly complained about music, called cops and then even threatened me alone] that lived next door to me one time at the local bar & grill.

Just before it his wife in a condescending manner said nice shirt, what does that say. I stretched out my sleeve and called her an old skank, haha that bitch lost it.

I do have good reason "GoFuckYourself" so where is my GFY swag :winkwink:
I hope i'll have one ..thanks Ice!