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Old 04-16-2009, 05:20 PM   #1
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I get all my reading done in the bathroom anybody else?

Stright from the mailbox into the bathroom is where the mags go
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:22 PM   #2
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im not in the bathroom right now?


oh no, thats gonna be a mess.........
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:25 PM   #3
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Stright from the mailbox into the bathroom is where the mags go
Unlike most guys, I've never understood staying in the bathroom to read. Then again, I don't have a nagging wife or children (that I'm aware of).

Since bathrooms are germ-infested and don't exactly smell like roses, I do my business and get the hell out.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:32 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:37 PM   #5
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I'm with ya on that Juicy. I have gone through 2 Robert Kiyosaki books while on the porcelain, granted over a long period and many many shits.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:37 PM   #6
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:38 PM   #7
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I don't read But...

I don't know how i'm going to take a dump if I ever lose my iphone.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:50 PM   #8
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Unlike most guys, I've never understood staying in the bathroom to read. Then again, I don't have a nagging wife or children (that I'm aware of).

Since bathrooms are germ-infested and don't exactly smell like roses, I do my business and get the hell out.
I keep my bathrooms clean , aint nothing like sitting down and opening up Maxim magazine and such
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:51 PM   #9
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:32 PM   #10
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I NEVER read in the bathroom anymore.
used to, but I'd hang out on the toilet for WAY longer than i needed to, which ended up tricking my body into thinking I still needed to shit, which led to hemorrhoids.

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Old 04-16-2009, 06:41 PM   #11
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i just discovered bathroom fact books.. brilliant

anyone know hot dogs are from china?
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:44 PM   #12
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Since bathrooms are germ-infested and don't exactly smell like roses, I do my business and get the hell out.
You've got more germs on your sink handles, door handles, refrigerator handles, etc. than your toilet seat. Think about it.
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:44 PM   #13
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back of shampoo bottles, toothpaste instructions, soap ingredients ... etc.
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:26 PM   #14
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Stright from the mailbox into the bathroom is where the mags go
i am with you bro, fast company came today

off topic but kind of on: notice how thin mags are getting?
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:19 PM   #15
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:49 PM   #16
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:52 PM   #17
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I know it's unhygienic but that's where I go to peruse the food mags and look at the property guide.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:54 PM   #18
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I keep my bathrooms clean , aint nothing like sitting down and opening up Maxim magazine and such
and then...?
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:15 AM   #19
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I NEVER read in the bathroom anymore.
used to, but I'd hang out on the toilet for WAY longer than i needed to, which ended up tricking my body into thinking I still needed to shit, which led to hemorrhoids.

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Old 04-17-2009, 03:31 AM   #20
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:50 AM   #21
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I earned half of my degree in the bathroom.
Thats some multitasking there!

I have had to make sure my son doesn't take his Nintendo DS into the bathroom. He always has to "go" right after dinner when he is supposed to be doing the dishes and if I don't make sure he goes in without it he will be in there for over an hour.
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:05 AM   #22
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Old 04-17-2009, 10:24 AM   #23
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Me too. I get a lot of reading done in your bathroom.
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Old 04-17-2009, 10:54 AM   #24
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:53 PM   #25
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Old 04-17-2009, 07:02 PM   #26
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reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George takes a book in the bookstore into the bathroom and they catch him and make him buy it. Then they flag the book and he can't return it.
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