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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Somthing from irc just now
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> trade, [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> especially for someone with cash. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> her [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> own beauty. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> warm and [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> a desirable place to visit. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -- haunted by [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> past [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> conquering past but alas, no future. [18:32] <Teets|sleeP> After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, [18:33] <Teets|sleeP> but [18:33] <Teets|sleeP> no one wants to go there. [18:33] <Teets|sleeP> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN [18:33] <Teets|sleeP> Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: asia
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nice
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: shell beach
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... old, but still funny !
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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hehehe
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