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[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> trade,
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> especially for someone with cash.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> her
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> own beauty.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> warm and
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> a desirable place to visit.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -- haunted by
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> past
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> conquering past but alas, no future.
[18:32] <Teets|sleeP> After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
[18:33] <Teets|sleeP> but
[18:33] <Teets|sleeP> no one wants to go there.
[18:33] <Teets|sleeP> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
[18:33] <Teets|sleeP> Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick

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