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abyss_al · 03-25-2009, 06:09 PM

"you're right dad.. it didn't hurt....."

what you got... ?

Spunky · 03-25-2009, 06:15 PM

Your sister was better

brassmonkey · 03-25-2009, 06:16 PM

i dont say shit i roll over and fall asleep

Platinumpimp · 03-25-2009, 06:16 PM

You're right mom, it didn't hurt.

After Shock Media · 03-25-2009, 06:22 PM

Can I get a refund?

I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.

My condom broke.

I wish I would of just stayed home and masturbated.

TisMe · 03-25-2009, 06:22 PM

I could of had a V-8!

halfpint · 03-25-2009, 06:40 PM

Your pussy fucking stinks..go take a shower and clean yourself

MaDalton · 03-25-2009, 06:52 PM

that's it?

directfiesta · 03-25-2009, 06:55 PM

cab money is on the dresser

Thrawn$ · 03-25-2009, 06:57 PM

I'm telling you
you mom did liked it in the butt

hankphone · 03-25-2009, 07:00 PM

Steve is the only other person that can make me nut like that. Thanks babe.

BetChips · 03-25-2009, 07:01 PM

Damn your a horrible lay.

moeloubani · 03-25-2009, 07:06 PM

just thanks is pretty bad

HBKKH · 03-25-2009, 07:09 PM

Shit...i thought you were dead.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-25-2009, 07:13 PM

Can I have my AIDS back now?

bDok · 03-25-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Can I have my AIDS back now?

brassmonkey · 03-25-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Can I have my AIDS back now?

thats crazy

Zorgman · 03-25-2009, 07:16 PM

You sleep on the sticky side.

mozadek · 03-25-2009, 07:19 PM

"where did I put your diaper and pacifier?"

Loch · 03-25-2009, 07:21 PM

goat sounds

Captain Kawaii · 03-25-2009, 07:23 PM

okay, lets get started.

brassmonkey · 03-25-2009, 07:24 PM

if you just said yes i wouldnt have had to beat you

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-25-2009, 07:35 PM

Hey, where'd that piece of potato go?

xx354xx · 03-25-2009, 07:41 PM

Whats your sister's number?

Adam_M · 03-25-2009, 07:44 PM

Thank god I didn't have to pay for that!

CaptainHowdy · 03-25-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Can I have my AIDS back now?

...

frankie_gunn · 03-25-2009, 07:47 PM

ok...now dress up and go to school...

AJHall · 03-25-2009, 07:49 PM

Thanks for letting me pee inside your vagina.

ultimatebbwdotcom · 03-25-2009, 08:01 PM

.....you smell like old cheese and farts

Tjeezers · 03-25-2009, 08:03 PM

mmhh honey, this might change someone else his mind, but you did not impressed me......zzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzzz............. zzzzzzzzz

Spunky · 03-25-2009, 08:38 PM

At least your mom grunted

Juggernaut · 03-25-2009, 08:47 PM

Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"

PornMD · 03-25-2009, 10:35 PM

Horatio Cane at a murder scene before the other cops arrive: "Well I popped your corpse cherry... *puts on sunglasses* now it's time to pop the weasel that made you a corpse!" *cue CSI: Miami theme*

DAMNMAN · 03-25-2009, 10:46 PM

Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

KittyLix · 03-26-2009, 01:50 AM

"nice try" while patting him on the back

Rakie · 03-26-2009, 01:57 AM

"You're the best Aunt EVER !"

Paul Markham · 03-26-2009, 02:10 AM

So what is your name?

Double trouble · 03-26-2009, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN

Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-26-2009, 03:17 AM

so i'm rollin round in the sack witht his girlie the other day, and right as i'm getting ready to jet, bitch is all like "so i heard you know metaman"

sexandcash · 03-26-2009, 03:32 AM

"I'm actually not on the pill. I've been in love with you since the fourth grade and am trying to have your baby to keep you in a desperate attempt to keep you in my life and too close for comfort"

sexandcash · 03-26-2009, 03:33 AM

"I think it's time we had a serious discussion about sexually transmitted diseases. I think I may...."

v4 media · 03-26-2009, 03:39 AM

Wow you were tight.. Yep that's because you fucked my belly button.

nation-x · 03-26-2009, 04:53 AM

I made you a peanut butter sandwich... it's in a bag on the counter... grab it on your way out...

uno · 03-26-2009, 05:11 AM

I'd have to go the Fight Club route of the book and movie.

"I want to have your abortion." and "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

HorseShit · 03-26-2009, 05:41 AM

some winners in this thread lol

Vicious_B · 03-26-2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"

Eeeewwww. That's just nasty.

FrozenJag · 03-26-2009, 06:25 AM

"Thanks"

LeRoy · 03-26-2009, 06:26 AM

"My ex was better"

GatorB · 03-26-2009, 06:29 AM

"They say if you don't fight the rape it's more enjoyable. Is that true?"

CIVMatt · 03-26-2009, 06:57 AM

"Whats that smell"

03-25-2009, 06:09 PM	#1
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