Lots of help that did too....as you can see I can't even spell.

Look at this muthafucka up on his high horse like he's the only one that went to college....GTFOH

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I worked quite a few crap jobs. Let’s see…

Worked for Sears department store where you had to wear a dumbass tie to work everyday, weren’t allowed to sit down at all, and had to re-fold all the perfectly folded clothes if there was no other work to do. After a month they fired me… saying I wasn’t "cut out" for retail, :1orglaugh:1orglaugh::1orglaugh. That was the happiest firing of my life. THANK YOU SEARS.

Did the telemarketing thing. Can’t imagine how anyone does that. I quit that job the 1st week.

Knocking on doors trying to sell meat out the back of a truck… Talk about degrading!! You couldn't pay me enough to do that job. I quit on the 1st day.

But the WORST of them all for me was… ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER!
Talk about a living hell every damn day. Little punk 1st and 2nd graders bouncing around the classroom, screaming, throwing shit, etc. I kept that job for a year cause I needed the money and had no other job options.

Hanging from side of a big truck running the streets of Montreal to pick up the recycling.

Most of my friends thought this was shitty but to me was great, ran several miles a day well paid and finished early enough to party all day long and start over again.

Work hard Party hard was our motto.

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A million years ago when I was 18 or so, I took a job as dishwasher at a holiday inn restaurant. There were SO MANY roaches and other bugs, I saw a fucking RAT, everything was FILTHY, and when I took out garbage there was a muskrat right outside the backdoor.

I left that night and as soon as I got home I called them and quit and said I didnt even want the money from the one night.

I guess I would enjoy the section "slave humilation" over the phone

:)

Here's an inspirational video clip for the half time:

...and keeping a 200 bedroom house.

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ha ha that is so awesome....!

Actually one of my favorite jobs was working in a girl's/woman's retail clothing store in Brooklyn called Mandee's. I was the only guy there and working with all girls had it's perks ... from sales clerks to customers ... that job paid shitty but paid off in other better ways!

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

That reminds me, my guy friends right after high school used to work at the women's shoe department at Nordstrom, a nice department store, in order to pick up older rich women, lol. It definitely worked for them. :thumbsup

Washing 100.000 dishes/pans/pots and being the kitchen bitch in a very busy and popular hotel in the center of Amsterdam

I have a bachelors but I worked shit jobs all throughout college thank you very much :winkwink:

hahaha - I bet :winkwink:

My other favorite shitty job was working at a motel near Marina Del Rey off Washington. I was the night auditor/front desk clerk from 11pm - 7am and putting myself through Santa Monica College.

The things I experienced/witnessed ... I could definitely write a book/screenplay!

It would be like "Clerks" meets "Crash' meets "Blow" meets "Superbad" ... w/ hookers/pimps/drug dealers/junkies/Vacation travelers/families/motel managers/gang members/cops and very crazy situations w/ a free continental breakfast thrown in for good measure! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yup the women's shoe department at Nordstrom is the best place to meet chicks

I'm working on my 2nd right now.

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Sounds like an exciting inspiration to me,

The art cinemas don't get that many people here, and they're all over 18.

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probably farm work when I was about 16. Countryside holidays, so it only lasted about two months, but still sucked big time

That sounds pretty shitty :2 cents:

Black Vagina Post Grad in da house!

lol, every job i've ever had eventualy became the worst job i'de ever had. But...

I worked for a Vets office in 2001 for a few months while I was learning the trade, because I thought that taking care of animals was my calling. Turns out that all I really did was clean up after sick animals, watch animals die, and from time to time I was the guy who came into the room and gave the animals "the shot"
It got to be so much so for me that one day after putting down some poor little girls cat who got itself mangled by a car I went to the bar for lunch, got absolutly shit faced, and never went back. No call, nothing.

I wonder if they are still waiting for me to pick up my check?

*tow truck driver
*roofing
*hauling biological waste

to name a few ...