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Rictor · 11-22-2002, 05:11 PM

Just had Grandma Hillbilly in my store...she looked maybe 80...was probably 40...had a toothpic in her mouth the whole 20 minutes she was in the store...I think because she usually has a corn cob pipe in her mouth but knew she couldn't smoke indoors.

Her husband (who I thought was her son until she said it was her husband) looked like the kind of guy that would sodomize you if you got lost in the woods down South.

foe · 11-22-2002, 05:18 PM

nocostporn · 11-22-2002, 05:36 PM

Grandma Hillbilly? Beverly Hillbillies? that bitch is dead...so it must be a different Hillbilly you're talking about?

Splicer · 11-22-2002, 05:49 PM

Elly May was a hottie.

Rictor · 11-22-2002, 05:51 PM

Naaa...not from the Beverly Hillbillies...real hillbilly's don't take baths like Beverly Hillbillies did...the smoke a lot to cover up their body odor with the smell of tobacco...that is hillbilly cologne.

I really meant to post this to a different board...shows how much I pay attention.

11-22-2002, 05:11 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Grandma Hillbilly Just had Grandma Hillbilly in my store...she looked maybe 80...was probably 40...had a toothpic in her mouth the whole 20 minutes she was in the store...I think because she usually has a corn cob pipe in her mouth but knew she couldn't smoke indoors. Her husband (who I thought was her son until she said it was her husband) looked like the kind of guy that would sodomize you if you got lost in the woods down South.

11-22-2002, 05:36 PM	#3
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11-22-2002, 05:49 PM	#4
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11-22-2002, 05:18 PM	#2
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11-22-2002, 05:51 PM	#5
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Naaa...not from the Beverly Hillbillies...real hillbilly's don't take baths like Beverly Hillbillies did...the smoke a lot to cover up their body odor with the smell of tobacco...that is hillbilly cologne. I really meant to post this to a different board...shows how much I pay attention.