Grandma Hillbilly
 

Just had Grandma Hillbilly in my store...she looked maybe 80...was probably 40...had a toothpic in her mouth the whole 20 minutes she was in the store...I think because she usually has a corn cob pipe in her mouth but knew she couldn't smoke indoors.

Her husband (who I thought was her son until she said it was her husband) looked like the kind of guy that would sodomize you if you got lost in the woods down South.

:thumbsup

Grandma Hillbilly? Beverly Hillbillies? that bitch is dead...so it must be a different Hillbilly you're talking about? :winkwink:

Elly May was a hottie. :winkwink:

Naaa...not from the Beverly Hillbillies...real hillbilly's don't take baths like Beverly Hillbillies did...the smoke a lot to cover up their body odor with the smell of tobacco...that is hillbilly cologne.

I really meant to post this to a different board...shows how much I pay attention.