How is it possible there are fully grown adults who still can't spell masturbate - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 09:56 PM

And type masterbate.

Every time i see someone type it like that i wonder how the fuck that's possible.

Iron Fist · 03-30-2009, 09:57 PM

same people who can't say niche properly.

»Rob Content« · 03-30-2009, 09:58 PM

Oh fuck yeah, that annoys the living piss out of me

03-30-2009, 09:59 PM

How about color?

jimmy-3-way · 03-30-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

same people who can't say niche properly.

Nitch???

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

How about color?

What about it? I spell it as colour. Both are correct.

2012 · 03-30-2009, 10:02 PM

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

same people who can't say niche properly.

It's because it's a French word and 99% of the Americans have no clue how to pronounce French words. You can't even pronounce some of the cities you live in

victoriavain · 03-30-2009, 10:06 PM

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NaughtyRob · 03-30-2009, 10:06 PM

Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

2012 · 03-30-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

good luck with voyuer too

weekly · 03-30-2009, 10:07 PM

How about loser?????

It ain't spelled looser. That doesn't even mean the same freeking thing.

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

Well that's just the old eu or ue fuck up which a lot of people have problems with. Just like their they're etc. Stupid as well but that can happen. I make those mistakes as well sometimes but words like masterbate are you just fucking goddamn stupid.

»Rob Content« · 03-30-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

It's because it's a French word and 99% of the Americans have no clue how to pronounce French words. You can't even pronounce some of the cities you live in

Like foyer

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

How about loser?????

It ain't spelled looser. That doesn't even mean the same freeking thing.

Another good example. I have no clue how you can fuck up that word.

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

Like foyer

Like that.

Ambergirl · 03-30-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

LMAO -

That's exactly what I was thinking!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2009, 10:10 PM

It's not a word one would write very often ?

weekly · 03-30-2009, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Another good example. I have no clue how you can fuck up that word.

I was in vegas last week and there were huge billboards for looser slots....whaddaya think?

Dirty F · 03-30-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

It's not a word one would write very often ?

Hit me up tomorrow homo (gonna sleep now).

bobby666 · 03-31-2009, 02:23 AM

maybe they are typing with only one hand, the other is on the cock

DiF0r · 03-31-2009, 02:31 AM

mule · 03-31-2009, 03:01 AM

What always really cracks me up is webmasters who type "sponcer"

Raf1 · 03-31-2009, 03:58 AM

a lot of people have spelling problems. I guess it's an education problem or English simply isn't their first language.

StuartD · 03-31-2009, 05:01 AM

It amazes me these days. The number of people on messages boards that get "loser" wrong just makes me shudder.

My kid's babysitter added me to her facebook... so now I have the luxury of seeing hers and many other teen aged status and wall entries....

All I can say is, if these kids are our future, we're in BIG trouble.

Horny Joe · 03-31-2009, 05:03 AM

You all amatur, nitche,masterbating loosers......!

strobi · 03-31-2009, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

Probably the most misspelled word in adult!

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-31-2009, 05:05 AM

Maybe they're not all that grown adults and they masturbate while typing it

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2009, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

My kid's babysitter added me to her facebook...

delete her before the wife sees it !

StuartD · 03-31-2009, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

delete her before the wife sees it !

Heh, she's in her list as well.

rowan · 03-31-2009, 05:25 AM

I saw Ron Jeremy on E pronounce niche as "nitch"

Davy · 03-31-2009, 05:28 AM

nico-t · 03-31-2009, 05:44 AM

dude i got a friend who still makes the mistake only kids make in dutch... he still says 'mastruberen'. I gave up on correcting him...

The Duck · 03-31-2009, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

good luck with voyuer too

you did it lol

Voodoo · 03-31-2009, 05:57 AM

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2012 · 03-31-2009, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

you did it lol

If I said something I'd have to post proof, not worth my time. Go do your "open source anal" thing ...

selena · 03-31-2009, 06:09 AM

That is one of the words that I have to stop and look up each time that I want to spell it. I want to reverse the u and the r.

I also have problems with amateur, definitely, and separate.

fris · 03-31-2009, 06:14 AM

high school drop out

Twistys Tim · 03-31-2009, 06:46 AM

One thing I never understood about North America -- is why Herbs is pronounced as 'erbs...?

On the TV here in Toronto, there is an ad for Knorr's soup -- and they pronounce it as kernor's. I think it is to just annoy me....

prezzz · 03-31-2009, 06:52 AM

Maybe their wrist hurts too much to write it properly?

Vicious_B · 03-31-2009, 06:56 AM

I am actually a pretty decent speller but there are some words I always have a problem with. And they are not difficult words either. They just don't stick in my head right for some reason.

maxjohan · 03-31-2009, 07:26 AM

Now I finally have this complete adult webmaster list on how to spell it
and "sell it".

Loser
Niche
Masturbate
Voyeur
Amateur

Added:

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&
Big Boobs

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Tjeezers · 03-31-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

And type masterbate.

Every time i see someone type it like that i wonder how the fuck that's possible.

Yehooo for typos

thanks for the tip

John-ACWM · 03-31-2009, 11:17 AM

or feonsay,not the same thing with fiancée

Sin · 03-31-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

a lot of people have spelling problems. I guess it's an education problem or English simply isn't their first language.

Or they were too busy masturbating in school, to learn how to spell the big words properly

_Richard_ · 03-31-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sin

Or they were too busy masturbating in school, to learn how to spell the big words properly

guilty as charged!

Ozarkz · 03-31-2009, 11:29 AM

Thank god for Firefox spell check.

borked · 03-31-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by selena

That is one of the words that I have to stop and look up each time that I want to spell it. I want to reverse the u and the r.

I also have problems with amateur, definitely, and separate.

yeah, separate is a bitch for me - thank god for auto-correct, cos I write that as seperate every damn time. What's worse is I know when I'm coming to type it.... "is it erate or arate" and every damn frikken time, when the auto-correct kicks in, I do a silent "doooh'.

There comes a point in ones life that no matter how many times you repeat something, it just never sticks.

I've reached that point, me and separate should just go our seperate ways

borked · 03-31-2009, 11:37 AM

Hears a good one, ok not so much used in every day speak, but a great one to get stumped on....

cooption
co-option
cooptation
co-optation

which is correct?

OED says all three are correct and mean the same thing.

What a frikken language!!

beerptrol · 03-31-2009, 11:39 AM

They probably spent more time masturbating than they did book learning.

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