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Dirty F 03-30-2009 09:56 PM
How is it possible there are fully grown adults who still can't spell masturbate
 
And type masterbate.

Every time i see someone type it like that i wonder how the fuck that's possible.

Iron Fist 03-30-2009 09:57 PM
same people who can't say niche properly.

»Rob Content« 03-30-2009 09:58 PM
Oh fuck yeah, that annoys the living piss out of me

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2009 09:59 PM
How about color?

jimmy-3-way 03-30-2009 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15690674)
same people who can't say niche properly.
Nitch???

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15690681)
How about color?
What about it? I spell it as colour. Both are correct.

2012 03-30-2009 10:02 PM
http://www.fuckyoumang.com/Ernest-Bo...ASTERBATER.jpg

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15690674)
same people who can't say niche properly.
It's because it's a French word and 99% of the Americans have no clue how to pronounce French words. You can't even pronounce some of the cities you live in :1orglaugh

victoriavain 03-30-2009 10:06 PM
master baiter
A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

NaughtyRob 03-30-2009 10:06 PM
Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.

2012 03-30-2009 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15690695)
Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.
good luck with voyuer too :warning

weekly 03-30-2009 10:07 PM
How about loser?????

It ain't spelled looser. That doesn't even mean the same freeking thing.

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15690695)
Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.
Well that's just the old eu or ue fuck up which a lot of people have problems with. Just like their they're etc. Stupid as well but that can happen. I make those mistakes as well sometimes but words like masterbate are you just fucking goddamn stupid.

»Rob Content« 03-30-2009 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15690690)
It's because it's a French word and 99% of the Americans have no clue how to pronounce French words. You can't even pronounce some of the cities you live in :1orglaugh
Like foyer

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weekly (Post 15690700)
How about loser?????

It ain't spelled looser. That doesn't even mean the same freeking thing.
Another good example. I have no clue how you can fuck up that word.

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15690703)
Like foyer
Like that.

Ambergirl 03-30-2009 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15690695)
Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.
LMAO - :thumbsup That's exactly what I was thinking!

SmokeyTheBear 03-30-2009 10:10 PM
It's not a word one would write very often ?

weekly 03-30-2009 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15690705)
Another good example. I have no clue how you can fuck up that word.

I was in vegas last week and there were huge billboards for looser slots....whaddaya think?

Dirty F 03-30-2009 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 15690713)
It's not a word one would write very often ?
Hit me up tomorrow homo (gonna sleep now).

bobby666 03-31-2009 02:23 AM
maybe they are typing with only one hand, the other is on the cock

DiF0r 03-31-2009 02:31 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress...clear-bush.jpg

mule 03-31-2009 03:01 AM
What always really cracks me up is webmasters who type "sponcer" :1orglaugh

Raf1 03-31-2009 03:58 AM
a lot of people have spelling problems. I guess it's an education problem or English simply isn't their first language.

StuartD 03-31-2009 05:01 AM
It amazes me these days. The number of people on messages boards that get "loser" wrong just makes me shudder.

My kid's babysitter added me to her facebook... so now I have the luxury of seeing hers and many other teen aged status and wall entries....

All I can say is, if these kids are our future, we're in BIG trouble.

Horny Joe 03-31-2009 05:03 AM
You all amatur, nitche,masterbating loosers......!

strobi 03-31-2009 05:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15690695)
Same reason idiots can't spell amateur.
Probably the most misspelled word in adult!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-31-2009 05:05 AM
Maybe they're not all that grown adults and they masturbate while typing it

polish_aristocrat 03-31-2009 05:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15691303)

My kid's babysitter added me to her facebook...
delete her before the wife sees it !

StuartD 03-31-2009 05:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15691315)
delete her before the wife sees it !
Heh, she's in her list as well. :winkwink:

rowan 03-31-2009 05:25 AM
I saw Ron Jeremy on E pronounce niche as "nitch"

Davy 03-31-2009 05:28 AM
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...er/redneck.jpg

nico-t 03-31-2009 05:44 AM
dude i got a friend who still makes the mistake only kids make in dutch... he still says 'mastruberen'. I gave up on correcting him...

The Duck 03-31-2009 05:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15690699)
good luck with voyuer too :warning
you did it lol

Voodoo 03-31-2009 05:57 AM
Are there any paysites out there that specialize in the Amateur Voyeur Masturbation Niche'?

2012 03-31-2009 05:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kandah (Post 15691431)
you did it lol
If I said something I'd have to post proof, not worth my time. Go do your "open source anal" thing ...:321GFY

selena 03-31-2009 06:09 AM
That is one of the words that I have to stop and look up each time that I want to spell it. I want to reverse the u and the r.

I also have problems with amateur, definitely, and separate.

fris 03-31-2009 06:14 AM
high school drop out

Twistys Tim 03-31-2009 06:46 AM
One thing I never understood about North America -- is why Herbs is pronounced as 'erbs...?

On the TV here in Toronto, there is an ad for Knorr's soup -- and they pronounce it as kernor's. I think it is to just annoy me....

prezzz 03-31-2009 06:52 AM
Maybe their wrist hurts too much to write it properly?

Vicious_B 03-31-2009 06:56 AM
I am actually a pretty decent speller but there are some words I always have a problem with. And they are not difficult words either. They just don't stick in my head right for some reason.

maxjohan 03-31-2009 07:26 AM
Now I finally have this complete adult webmaster list on how to spell it
and "sell it".

Loser
Niche
Masturbate
Voyeur
Amateur

Added:

Fetish
&
Big Boobs


Dirty F's And The Adult World Words Grammar Expert
(DVD edition) -In Stores Tomorrow, April 1

;=))))

Tjeezers 03-31-2009 07:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15690669)
And type masterbate.

Every time i see someone type it like that i wonder how the fuck that's possible.
Yehooo for typos :)
thanks for the tip

John-ACWM 03-31-2009 11:17 AM
or feonsay,not the same thing with fiancée

Sin 03-31-2009 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 15691191)
a lot of people have spelling problems. I guess it's an education problem or English simply isn't their first language.
Or they were too busy masturbating in school, to learn how to spell the big words properly :upsidedow

_Richard_ 03-31-2009 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sin (Post 15692667)
Or they were too busy masturbating in school, to learn how to spell the big words properly :upsidedow
guilty as charged!

Ozarkz 03-31-2009 11:29 AM
Thank god for Firefox spell check.

borked 03-31-2009 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by selena (Post 15691460)
That is one of the words that I have to stop and look up each time that I want to spell it. I want to reverse the u and the r.

I also have problems with amateur, definitely, and separate.
yeah, separate is a bitch for me - thank god for auto-correct, cos I write that as seperate every damn time. What's worse is I know when I'm coming to type it.... "is it erate or arate" and every damn frikken time, when the auto-correct kicks in, I do a silent "doooh'.

There comes a point in ones life that no matter how many times you repeat something, it just never sticks.

I've reached that point, me and separate should just go our seperate ways :(

borked 03-31-2009 11:37 AM
Hears a good one, ok not so much used in every day speak, but a great one to get stumped on....

cooption
co-option
cooptation
co-optation

which is correct?


OED says all three are correct and mean the same thing.

What a frikken language!!

beerptrol 03-31-2009 11:39 AM
They probably spent more time masturbating than they did book learning.


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