If you were to die, how would you go? - GoFuckYourself.com

dnsmonster · 11-22-2002, 01:03 AM

This was brought up in my psychology class. All my classmates turned out to be pussies wanting to die the traditional way -- old and wrinkled with their families by their death beds. To me it did not sound like fun so when it was my turn I said if nothing else, I'd like to drive my Corvette off a bridge or a cliff. Needless to say, everyone looked at me as if I was fucking nuts. Am I? How would you go?

Sly_RJ · 11-22-2002, 01:05 AM

Sky diving. I think the force would kill me anyway, long story. But I would love to go.

UnseenWorld · 11-22-2002, 01:07 AM

I would like to die as soon as I finish my perpetual motion machine.

jimmy3way · 11-22-2002, 01:09 AM

Shot in the back by an angry father fleeing his daughter's bedroom window?

dnsmonster · 11-22-2002, 01:10 AM

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I would like to die as soon as I finish my perpetual motion machine.

What does that have to do with anything? Are you building a perpetual fucking machine and planning on raping youself to death? I want distribution rights on that video.

Keev · 11-22-2002, 01:10 AM

Peacfully in my sleep or from a heart attack Screwing my wife

I once heard some crazy statistic of the number of men that die in the process of screwin due to the high level of stress that put on the heart.

Brown Bear · 11-22-2002, 01:11 AM

I would like to fall asleep and never wake up.

Why would you want to die in pain?

twistyneck · 11-22-2002, 01:11 AM

In a hail of bullets and a blaze of glory.

UnseenWorld · 11-22-2002, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster

What does that have to do with anything? Are you building a perpetual fucking machine and planning on raping youself to death? I want distribution rights on that video.

Let me explain: What this means is that since a perpetual motion machine is impossible... Well, you figure out the rest.

Voodoo · 11-22-2002, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

Let me explain: What this means is that since a perpetual motion machine is impossible... Well, you figure out the rest.

Nothing is 'impossible'.... It's just 'improbable'.

pr0 · 11-22-2002, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
In a hail of bullets and a blaze of glory.

amen

dnsmonster · 11-22-2002, 01:17 AM

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Let me explain: What this means is that since a perpetual motion machine is impossible... Well, you figure out the rest.

Perpetual machine is impossible because the laws of thermodynamics say so. A couple of centuries ago the Earth was a flat pancake sitting on four elephants that stood on a turtle. Say what?

quiet · 11-22-2002, 01:21 AM

i have full confidence that the beings responsible for my brain bath vat have things completely under control.

Joe Sixpack · 11-22-2002, 01:24 AM

drug overdose or heart attack.

titmowse · 11-22-2002, 01:26 AM

psst.

let me let you in on a little secret. death is never sexy or glamorous or cool. it takes away all your loved ones, all your memories and in the end you crap your pants.

twistyneck · 11-22-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
psst.

let me let you in on a little secret. death is never sexy or glamorous or cool. it takes away all your loved ones, all your memories and in the end you crap your pants.

Sure, but there are different ways to die and some are cooler than others. Falling into a crocodile pit is a cool way to die. Rotting away from cancer is not.

Pornkings · 11-22-2002, 01:28 AM

I want to die like AL Pacino in Scar Face

titmowse · 11-22-2002, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck

Sure, but there are different ways to die and some are cooler than others. Falling into a crocodile pit is a cool way to die. Rotting away from cancer is not.

well, unfortunately we can't poll the dead and ask them if they thought their dying was cool

rdunn404 · 11-22-2002, 01:35 AM

Frozen in carbonite for eternity Han Solo style....

quiet · 11-22-2002, 01:36 AM

frozen in the quiki mart freezer

Gimmy · 11-22-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
I want to die like AL Pacino in Scar Face

hell yeah

Amputate Your Head · 11-22-2002, 01:44 AM

I am Amp McCloud of the Clan McCloud from the Scottish Isle of Skye.... and I am immortal.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-22-2002, 01:51 AM

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I once heard some crazy statistic of the number of men that die in the process of screwin due to the high level of stress that put on the heart.

Hear that girlys!! up that life insurance , feed him viagra then let him loose in the whore house with a pocket full of hundreds ...what a way to get rich

titmowse · 11-22-2002, 01:54 AM

see to me the more important question is "how did you live"? what will they say about YOU at your funeral?

Amputate Your Head · 11-22-2002, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
see to me the more important question is "how did you live"? what will they say about YOU at your funeral?

definately a much better question....

dnsmonster · 11-22-2002, 02:04 AM

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see to me the more important question is "how did you live"? what will they say about YOU at your funeral?

Fuck that sappy shit. How do you know that you lived to the fullest? That's when people you used to know are ashamed to admit that they once knew you.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 11-22-2002, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse

well, unfortunately we can't poll the dead and ask them if they thought their dying was cool

Maybe Jonathan Edwards can help

.:Frog:. · 11-22-2002, 02:20 AM

I'd want to Bleed to death,
or drink something poisoned.

titmowse · 11-22-2002, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster

Fuck that sappy shit. How do you know that you lived to the fullest?

I've lived and I've lived to the fullest so far. This much I know.

After all, death is up to the individual.

rip raster · 11-22-2002, 02:40 AM

I am Vampire so, stake through the heart, holy water and shit like that

Dildozer · 11-22-2002, 03:06 AM

taking as many muslims as possible with me

freeadultcontent · 11-22-2002, 03:34 AM

Ummm Hung from a manless hot air ballon near a major city on a long rope.

That way they would umm see it and well have to either wait for it to come down or some other grusome way of cutting the body free.

laura99 · 11-22-2002, 05:07 AM

Anything painfree. Bad car accident that I didn't know was coming, accidental drug overdose, while asleep. I would like it if I could be a donor too. I'm not going to need any of my parts when I'm dead, I'll be DEAD. And the rest can be cremated and I don't want a funeral, they suck.

Jakke PNG · 11-22-2002, 05:31 AM

I want to commit suicide, and I mean now.
Fuck you all!

How you ask? I'll shot myself in the stomach with a small caliber pistol and bleed to death in agony.

Ross · 11-22-2002, 05:54 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
I want to die like AL Pacino in Scar Face

That has to be one of the best movies ever....along with the movie Casino...

I do not want to die, but I do not want to grow old and be a pain in the ass to everyone either......

If I were to grow old and get all wrinkled and hardly be able to walk and needed care every minute of the day I would just want to die and give everyone peace..... I feel sooooo sorry for old people I see in the street who need 2 walking sticks to get around and have no one to tend to them.....

An old man who lives next door to me is like that and he has fell in his garden about 4 times this year and each time I have to go help him and call an ambulance....His son is a millionaire ex football (soccer) player and lives in Australia and never visits him....

Such a shame for this man....I wouldn't wanna get that old where I fall every other day and hurt myself slowly killing myself....

just my

Seb From Holland · 11-22-2002, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I am Amp McCloud of the Clan McCloud from the Scottish Isle of Skye.... and I am immortal.

*chops head off with silver sword*

DrunkenMaster · 11-22-2002, 06:00 AM

bungee jumping with the rope attached to your head

fiveyes · 11-22-2002, 06:09 AM

What's with the "if" in the title? Haven't you read the contract- no one gets out of here alive...

Anyway, as long as I have to go- if I can have a painless death, then a quick shot from the back of the skull will work. Otherwise, I want to be looking in the eyes of desperate tormentors, as I take a priceless secret to my grave.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 11-22-2002, 06:15 AM

autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hooterdog · 11-22-2002, 06:19 AM

however I go, I want a tombstone like this.
note the first letter of each line . . .

Theo · 11-22-2002, 06:20 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
I want to die like AL Pacino in Scar Face

fuck,we made the same thought

Theo · 11-22-2002, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty
autoerotic asphyxiation.

inxs fan?

Caroline · 11-22-2002, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by Seb From Holland

*chops head off with silver sword*

that was my favorite show in the entire world. i always wanted to sword fight like him... *sigh*

Benja · 11-22-2002, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster

Perpetual machine is impossible because the laws of thermodynamics say so. A couple of centuries ago the Earth was a flat pancake sitting on four elephants that stood on a turtle. Say what?

Yeah... "scientists" said the earth was flat. And now, "scientists" say the perpetual machine is impossible.

Say what ?

Never say never ;)
Free your mind

Benja · 11-22-2002, 10:33 AM

Oh and... I'll live forever.

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dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	If you were to die, how would you go? This was brought up in my psychology class. All my classmates turned out to be pussies wanting to die the traditional way -- old and wrinkled with their families by their death beds. To me it did not sound like fun so when it was my turn I said if nothing else, I'd like to drive my Corvette off a bridge or a cliff. Needless to say, everyone looked at me as if I was fucking nuts. Am I? How would you go? __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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