What's with the "if" in the title? Haven't you read the contract- no one gets out of here alive...
Anyway, as long as I have to go- if I can have a painless death, then a quick shot from the back of the skull will work. Otherwise, I want to be looking in the eyes of desperate tormentors, as I take a priceless secret to my grave.
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