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Hustlin Entertainment · 03-23-2009, 04:34 AM

I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site, some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time) ill pay via epass immediately..only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that, and no php tutorials on your desktop either ;) just real php proggers apply drop your icq in this thread
thanks

masterut · 03-23-2009, 04:37 AM

please pm me more details

matt at p0rnstars dot com

2012 · 03-23-2009, 04:45 AM

that should take a long time. I've php'd some code and I know that

Zorgman · 03-23-2009, 04:51 AM

1-2 days to convert a tube script into a dating site? Are you mad? Why not get a dating site and add tube functions, might be quicker.

StuartD · 03-23-2009, 04:54 AM

ha, good luck with that.

Hustlin Entertainment · 03-23-2009, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

ha, good luck with that.

Ha, at your pointless post..keep it moving...

lofasz · 03-23-2009, 05:01 AM

Cost, quality, or delivery speed.

wizzart · 03-23-2009, 05:25 AM

converting tube to dating is totally wrong tactic, and that can't be done for 2 days.

I can setup dating site and move users to new database if you want.

ICQ number is 375625511.

sortie · 03-23-2009, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hustlin Entertainment

I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site, some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time) ill pay via epass immediately..only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that, and no php tutorials on your desktop either ;) just real php proggers apply drop your icq in this thread
thanks

Pete-KT · 03-23-2009, 07:27 AM

Good luck on that one, its gonna be a lot longer then 2 days, and a lot harder then you think

Sands · 03-23-2009, 07:36 AM

Voodoo · 03-23-2009, 07:39 AM

I think you can just copy and paste myspace view source and youtube view source into one file and it'll work. Don't quote me on that, but I think it will.

wizzart · 03-23-2009, 07:45 AM

lol, this is good one

pornpf69 · 03-23-2009, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Good luck on that one, its gonna be a lot longer then 2 days, and a lot harder then you think

not if he doesn't care about security and bugs...

ro8in · 03-23-2009, 07:48 AM

Good luck finding that authistic php genious.
(and even that person will probally not manage in 1 - 2 days)

Some people and their job requirements geezz!!
i'll pass

Zorgman · 03-23-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

I think you can just copy and paste myspace view source and youtube view source into one file and it'll work. Don't quote me on that, but I think it will.

I will quote you.
Don't quote me on this, but if you type "google" into google.com, it will crash the Internet.

nation-x · 03-23-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Zorgman

I will quote you.
Don't quote me on this, but if you type "google" into google.com, it will crash the Internet.

They fixed that bug

http://www.google.com/search?q=google

sarettah · 03-23-2009, 09:11 AM

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I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site. Some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time)

Why don't you get the guy/gal who gave you that quote to do it?

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only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that

Ok, so one of the basic requirements is that we not be truthful with you.

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and no php tutorials on your desktop either

??? Um, I've been doing php for a while now and I still keep reference material open and available. Any one who tells you they know everything and anything about a particular language is lying to you.

Let me know when you want a real quote please.

03-23-2009, 09:22 AM

This thread is lulz.

P.S. moving php functions around does not take 1 type of script and make another... It just gives you errors up the ass, but for full time pay, at 16 hours (that's all I will work, even if it's not done) at $50/hr I'll give you an error script.

Chris · 03-23-2009, 09:32 AM

was this job already taken care of?

2012 · 03-23-2009, 01:52 PM

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03-23-2009, 04:34 AM	#1
Hustlin Entertainment So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nassau,Bahamas Posts: 2,326	Php programmers read please I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site, some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time) ill pay via epass immediately..only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that, and no php tutorials on your desktop either ;) just real php proggers apply drop your icq in this thread thanks

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wizzart scriptmaster Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Serbia Posts: 5,237	converting tube to dating is totally wrong tactic, and that can't be done for 2 days. I can setup dating site and move users to new database if you want. ICQ number is 375625511.

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Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Good luck on that one, its gonna be a lot longer then 2 days, and a lot harder then you think

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wizzart scriptmaster Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Serbia Posts: 5,237	lol, this is good one

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ro8in Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,542	Good luck finding that authistic php genious. (and even that person will probally not manage in 1 - 2 days) Some people and their job requirements geezz!! i'll pass __________________ ------ Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick Last edited by ro8in; 03-23-2009 at 07:49 AM..

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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	This thread is lulz. P.S. moving php functions around does not take 1 type of script and make another... It just gives you errors up the ass, but for full time pay, at 16 hours (that's all I will work, even if it's not done) at $50/hr I'll give you an error script.

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