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Hustlin Entertainment 03-23-2009 04:34 AM

Php programmers read please
 
I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site, some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time) ill pay via epass immediately..only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that, and no php tutorials on your desktop either ;) just real php proggers apply drop your icq in this thread
thanks

masterut 03-23-2009 04:37 AM

please pm me more details

matt at p0rnstars dot com

2012 03-23-2009 04:45 AM

that should take a long time. I've php'd some code and I know that

Zorgman 03-23-2009 04:51 AM

1-2 days to convert a tube script into a dating site? Are you mad? Why not get a dating site and add tube functions, might be quicker.

StuartD 03-23-2009 04:54 AM

ha, good luck with that.

Hustlin Entertainment 03-23-2009 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15661783)
ha, good luck with that.

Ha, at your pointless post..keep it moving...

lofasz 03-23-2009 05:01 AM

Choose one
 
Cost, quality, or delivery speed.

wizzart 03-23-2009 05:25 AM

converting tube to dating is totally wrong tactic, and that can't be done for 2 days.

I can setup dating site and move users to new database if you want.

ICQ number is 375625511.

sortie 03-23-2009 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hustlin Entertainment (Post 15661756)
I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site, some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time) ill pay via epass immediately..only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that, and no php tutorials on your desktop either ;) just real php proggers apply drop your icq in this thread
thanks


Pete-KT 03-23-2009 07:27 AM

Good luck on that one, its gonna be a lot longer then 2 days, and a lot harder then you think

Sands 03-23-2009 07:36 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/15/00027rep.jpg

Voodoo 03-23-2009 07:39 AM

I think you can just copy and paste myspace view source and youtube view source into one file and it'll work. Don't quote me on that, but I think it will.

wizzart 03-23-2009 07:45 AM

lol, this is good one :)

pornpf69 03-23-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 15662084)
Good luck on that one, its gonna be a lot longer then 2 days, and a lot harder then you think

not if he doesn't care about security and bugs...

ro8in 03-23-2009 07:48 AM

Good luck finding that authistic php genious.
(and even that person will probally not manage in 1 - 2 days)

Some people and their job requirements geezz!!
i'll pass

Zorgman 03-23-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15662142)
I think you can just copy and paste myspace view source and youtube view source into one file and it'll work. Don't quote me on that, but I think it will.

I will quote you.
Don't quote me on this, but if you type "google" into google.com, it will crash the Internet.

nation-x 03-23-2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 15662451)
I will quote you.
Don't quote me on this, but if you type "google" into google.com, it will crash the Internet.

They fixed that bug

http://www.google.com/search?q=google

sarettah 03-23-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

I want to convert a tube script with social networking functions into a semi-free dating site. Some basic redesign and moving around of the php functions shouldn't take much more than 1-2 days tops (if you're working full time)
Why don't you get the guy/gal who gave you that quote to do it?

Quote:

only experienced php coders i don't wanna hear it takes a long time to do this and that
Ok, so one of the basic requirements is that we not be truthful with you.

Quote:

and no php tutorials on your desktop either
??? Um, I've been doing php for a while now and I still keep reference material open and available. Any one who tells you they know everything and anything about a particular language is lying to you.

Let me know when you want a real quote please.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-23-2009 09:22 AM

This thread is lulz.

P.S. moving php functions around does not take 1 type of script and make another... It just gives you errors up the ass, but for full time pay, at 16 hours (that's all I will work, even if it's not done) at $50/hr I'll give you an error script.

Chris 03-23-2009 09:32 AM

was this job already taken care of?

2012 03-23-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15662127)

:helpme :1orglaugh


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