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Manny The Freak · 11-21-2002, 02:40 PM

Heard any good jokes lately?

Lane · 03-15-2003, 09:10 AM

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating hahahaha once in a while too.

ry0t · 03-15-2003, 09:12 AM

Me sticking my nose in other people's business. That's funny. Well, it is when you and Aaron air your dirty laundry for the whole board to see.

Alessandro · 03-15-2003, 09:43 AM

Q : Why do women rub their eyes in the morning ?

A : Because they have no nuts to scratch

beemk · 03-15-2003, 09:45 AM

what does r kelly and a black jack dealer have in common? neither will hit anything over 17.

Alessandro · 03-15-2003, 09:47 AM

MattO · 03-15-2003, 09:50 AM

AdultNex · 03-15-2003, 09:52 AM

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

SNIPER · 03-15-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

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ry0t So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 4,160	Me sticking my nose in other people's business. That's funny. Well, it is when you and Aaron air your dirty laundry for the whole board to see.

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03-15-2003, 09:52 AM	#8
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.