Any good jokes lately.
 

Heard any good jokes lately?

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.


Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.


Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating hahahaha once in a while too.

Me sticking my nose in other people's business. That's funny. Well, it is when you and Aaron air your dirty laundry for the whole board to see. :2 cents:

Q : Why do women rub their eyes in the morning ?


A : Because they have no nuts to scratch :)

what does r kelly and a black jack dealer have in common? neither will hit anything over 17.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

:1orglaugh

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