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Old 03-27-2009, 05:12 PM   #1
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Holy fuck i just woke up from a horrid dream:
I dreamt i had a small penis then i woke up felt in my pants and thought that was a boa snake in my pants and i jumped up ripped off my pants and realized it was my HUGE COCK.

boy that was a close call.
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:17 PM   #2
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I dreamt i had a small penis then i woke up felt in my pants and thought that was a boa snake in my pants and i jumped up ripped off my pants and realized it was my HUGE COCK.

boy that was a close call.
i'd like to see pics to see if your cock is as big as mine... i doubt it...
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:20 PM   #3
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i'd like to see pics to see if your cock is as big as mine... i doubt it...
when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.

you arent even in the same league of big cocks.

im in mondo cock league you are in limp dick league.

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Old 03-27-2009, 05:24 PM   #4
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pics or it didnt happen
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:25 PM   #5
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when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.

you arent even in the same league of big cocks.

im in mondo cock league you are in limp dick league.

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what the fuck do you think broke the toolbooth..

i was driving out of the airport with my sunroof open and i had a hard on...
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #6
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pics or it didnt happen
no one is home and from my angle you cant fit my entire cock into the pic.
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:27 PM   #7
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what the fuck do you think broke the toolbooth..

i was driving out of the airport with my sunroof open and i had a hard on...


this onetime when we were cave diving at night we just attached the light to the front of my cock because it always leads the way by 10 feet!




i will be back people i am going to have a shower, toss on gators or a fresh pair of matching sneaks and choosing a lucky lady to get punished with this big tool.
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:31 AM   #8
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toss on gators
gators as in crocs? dude you really go out in these things?
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:32 AM   #9
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ya because a gator is the same thing as a croc you stupid fuck. typical GFY idiot who didnt make it past the 10th grade and is online for beer money.

first go back to bio class second get more hours at your local fast food joint third get the fuck off gfy no one likes your stupid ass.

id cuss you about your other thread but its not to be talked about.

you are a little twit bastard nico-t
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:54 AM   #10
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the only other (now former) member here who thought there was something wrong / gave a shit about 'the other thread' wasnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer to put in mildly
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:02 AM   #11
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:19 AM   #12
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:50 AM   #13
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So this time it wasn't about the Dutch?
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:58 AM   #14
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Old 03-28-2009, 01:08 PM   #15
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yeah ok i dont care
ya thats why you took the time to open, read my thread and reply to it. are you stupid?
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Old 03-28-2009, 06:53 PM   #16
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Old 03-28-2009, 08:41 PM   #17
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Old 03-28-2009, 09:13 PM   #18
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when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.
so this is you getting dp'd or doing the dp'ing?
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:52 PM   #19
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my cock is so big they had to invent a new unit to measure it.
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:36 PM   #20
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this onetime when we were cave diving at night we just attached the light to the front of my cock because it always leads the way by 10 feet!




i will be back people i am going to have a shower, toss on gators or a fresh pair of matching sneaks and choosing a lucky lady to get punished with this big tool.
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Old 03-29-2009, 01:21 AM   #21
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Carlos i know ur a pimp also its just natural to us.


did it again, chicks bday with 10 chicks i walk in like nothing it is amazing how if you are a good guy with confidence women love you for it.
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