Holy fuck i just woke up from a horrid dream:
 

I dreamt i had a small penis then i woke up felt in my pants and thought that was a boa snake in my pants and i jumped up ripped off my pants and realized it was my HUGE COCK. :warning

boy that was a close call.

i'd like to see pics to see if your cock is as big as mine... i doubt it...

when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.

you arent even in the same league of big cocks.

im in mondo cock league you are in limp dick league.

WINNER :warning

pics or it didnt happen

what the fuck do you think broke the toolbooth..

i was driving out of the airport with my sunroof open and i had a hard on...

no one is home and from my angle you cant fit my entire cock into the pic. :warning

:1orglaugh

this onetime when we were cave diving at night we just attached the light to the front of my cock because it always leads the way by 10 feet!

:warning


i will be back people i am going to have a shower, toss on gators or a fresh pair of matching sneaks and choosing a lucky lady to get punished with this big tool.

gators as in crocs? dude you really go out in these things?
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strol...ocs%20suck.JPG

ya because a gator is the same thing as a croc you stupid fuck. typical GFY idiot who didnt make it past the 10th grade and is online for beer money.

first go back to bio class second get more hours at your local fast food joint third get the fuck off gfy no one likes your stupid ass.

id cuss you about your other thread but its not to be talked about.

you are a little twit bastard nico-t

the only other (now former) member here who thought there was something wrong / gave a shit about 'the other thread' wasnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer to put in mildly :1orglaugh

cock fight!

funny cock fight :1orglaugh

So this time it wasn't about the Dutch? :)

yeah ok i dont care

ya thats why you took the time to open, read my thread and reply to it. are you stupid?

No pics?

Im sneaky as FUCK when it comes ta crime!

so this is you getting dp'd or doing the dp'ing?
http://jiggle.anaze.us/tollbooth1_web.jpg

my cock is so big they had to invent a new unit to measure it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Carlos i know ur a pimp also its just natural to us.


did it again, chicks bday with 10 chicks i walk in like nothing it is amazing how if you are a good guy with confidence women love you for it.