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11-20-2002, 02:19 PM
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the FUNNIEST joke about Bush ever...
This is REALLY GOOD!
Just to make this clear: HU is the name of the new leader in China. Have fun! HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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11-20-2002, 02:31 PM
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ahhhh damn i cant stop laughing
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11-20-2002, 03:46 PM
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Do I need to fill this? |
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11-20-2002, 04:26 PM
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DON'T EVER POST THAT AGAIN! YOU'LL KILL ME! |
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11-20-2002, 04:32 PM
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not the best though |
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11-20-2002, 05:09 PM
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hahaha funny fucker
thats 50 posts biatch, oh yeah, i'm a player 
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<br><br><font face="verdana" size="1"><b>Deranged: </b><i>Derange \De*range. 1. To put out of place, order, or rank; to disturb the proper arrangement or order of; to throw into disorder, confusion, or embarrassment; to disorder; to disarrange; as, to derange the plans of a commander, or the affairs of a nation.</i></font> |
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11-20-2002, 05:13 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA !
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11-20-2002, 05:51 PM
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HAL 9000
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11-20-2002, 05:52 PM
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<a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries. |
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11-20-2002, 07:17 PM
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11-20-2002, 07:30 PM
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have to buy a new chair and clean up my screen you idiot
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11-20-2002, 08:00 PM
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This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth |
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11-21-2002, 12:32 PM
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11-21-2002, 12:37 PM
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11-21-2002, 12:39 PM
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11-21-2002, 01:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Somehow that joke could be nearer real life than we think! *lol* |
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11-21-2002, 01:41 PM
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Classic
I don't have to stretch my imaginantion very far to see bush and Condi as ABBOTT & COSETELLO
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