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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Good indicator your gf/wife is cheating on you
if she comes home with caked up dried semen on her inner thigh(s) she's been cheating.
don't believe her when she tries to pass it off as some kind of glue accident from a scrapbooking party with her friends!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Canadia
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dude sorry to hear this. divorce the bitch and just marry a filipino call girl.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mars
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You go down and smell condom?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,644
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i agree thats a very likely sign of cheating
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: BROOKLYN!!!
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How do you know it wasnt a glue accident? I mean scrapbooking can get pretty intense when the ladies get together...
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,377
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![]() Or if your girl showers right after she's been hanging out with her male "friend" that's not soap she got stuck up in her vag. |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you need somebody to talk to... call a therapist.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Location: internet
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#9 |
Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
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inner thigh hickies spelling out someone elses name are never a good sign.
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,457
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if your bike is leaking oil..it is a good sign as well
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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whoop that trick!!!
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
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The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".
The look on her face was fucking priceless.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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Give her a break! She could have stained her thighs on a public bathroom...
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Location: AZ
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#16 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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thanks for info
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: France
Posts: 92
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ok thing done ... and what else now ? lol
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She cheating on you fo real? |
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Mainstream Businessman
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Location: San Diego
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If she comes home absolutely covered in it and uses the Randy Marsh excuse and says "A ghost slimed me...this is ectoplasm!"
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Or when she comes home pregnant with a black baby!
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