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Old 03-11-2009, 12:43 PM   #1
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Good indicator your gf/wife is cheating on you

if she comes home with caked up dried semen on her inner thigh(s) she's been cheating.

don't believe her when she tries to pass it off as some kind of glue accident from a scrapbooking party with her friends!
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:46 PM   #2
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dude sorry to hear this. divorce the bitch and just marry a filipino call girl.
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:52 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:57 PM   #4
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i agree thats a very likely sign of cheating
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:59 PM   #5
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How do you know it wasnt a glue accident? I mean scrapbooking can get pretty intense when the ladies get together...
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:01 PM   #6
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if she comes home with caked up dried semen on her inner thigh(s) she's been cheating.

don't believe her when she tries to pass it off as some kind of glue accident from a scrapbooking party with her friends!
rofl. Yup that sounds like a good sign to me.

Or if your girl showers right after she's been hanging out with her male "friend" that's not soap she got stuck up in her vag.
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:02 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:14 PM   #8
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:20 PM   #9
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inner thigh hickies spelling out someone elses name are never a good sign.
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:23 PM   #10
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:34 PM   #11
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:13 PM   #12
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The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".

The look on her face was fucking priceless.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:33 PM   #13
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Give her a break! She could have stained her thighs on a public bathroom...
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:38 PM   #14
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The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".

The look on her face was fucking priceless.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:41 PM   #15
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The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".

The look on her face was fucking priceless.
You magnificent bastard!
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:41 PM   #16
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:47 PM   #17
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dude sorry to hear this. divorce the bitch and just marry a filipino call girl.
ok thing done ... and what else now ? lol
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:53 PM   #18
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The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".

The look on her face was fucking priceless.
Guilty look?

She cheating on you fo real?
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:55 PM   #19
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If she comes home absolutely covered in it and uses the Randy Marsh excuse and says "A ghost slimed me...this is ectoplasm!"
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:58 PM   #20
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Or when she comes home pregnant with a black baby!
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