Good indicator your gf/wife is cheating on you
 

if she comes home with caked up dried semen on her inner thigh(s) she's been cheating.

don't believe her when she tries to pass it off as some kind of glue accident from a scrapbooking party with her friends!

dude sorry to hear this. divorce the bitch and just marry a filipino call girl.

You go down and smell condom? :1orglaugh

i agree thats a very likely sign of cheating

How do you know it wasnt a glue accident? I mean scrapbooking can get pretty intense when the ladies get together...:upsidedow

rofl. :1orglaugh Yup that sounds like a good sign to me.

Or if your girl showers right after she's been hanging out with her male "friend" that's not soap she got stuck up in her vag.

I sale therapist

inner thigh hickies spelling out someone elses name are never a good sign.

if your bike is leaking oil..it is a good sign as well

whoop that trick!!!

The other day I found a Holiday Inn card key in my car - Most likely left over from show years ago. I tucked it away in the side of the center compartment in my wife's truck. The next time we were alone in the truck I pulled it out and said "What the fuck is this?".

The look on her face was fucking priceless.

Give her a break! She could have stained her thighs on a public bathroom...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You magnificent bastard!

thanks for info

ok thing done ... and what else now ? lol

Guilty look?

She cheating on you fo real?

If she comes home absolutely covered in it and uses the Randy Marsh excuse and says "A ghost slimed me...this is ectoplasm!"

Or when she comes home pregnant with a black baby!