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Phaseman · 03-10-2009, 08:20 PM

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

YellowDude · 03-10-2009, 08:21 PM

Do you cheat on her?

03-10-2009, 08:24 PM

I LOL'd.

Spunky · 03-10-2009, 08:25 PM

Lol,old joke but still funny

Yngwie · 03-10-2009, 08:32 PM

LOL that was funny

notoldschool · 03-10-2009, 08:51 PM

So was she in a taxi? ;)

maxxx69 · 03-10-2009, 09:16 PM

dude thats completely normal.

RRRED · 03-10-2009, 09:24 PM

That was awesome

hypedough · 03-10-2009, 09:25 PM

Go have them both checked out.

media · 03-10-2009, 09:26 PM

you put a smile on my face, I needed that tonight.. thanks

WebCashMaker · 03-10-2009, 09:31 PM

I am sure you can fix it yourself if you have the right tools.

collegeboobies · 03-10-2009, 09:39 PM

if you have to ask you should probably take it to the dealer.

Puremeds-J · 03-10-2009, 10:17 PM

hahahahaha

fujiko · 03-10-2009, 10:41 PM

that was strange but nice to read..

PornMD · 03-10-2009, 10:52 PM

LOL, funny.

D Ghost · 03-10-2009, 11:01 PM

bahahahahahah :-)

Marcus Aurelius · 03-10-2009, 11:02 PM

Is it still under warranty? take it back to the dealer

papill0n · 03-10-2009, 11:18 PM

You can easily replace the gasket yourself.

gimo33 · 03-10-2009, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebCashMaker

I am sure you can fix it yourself if you have the right tools.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

You can easily replace the gasket yourself.

What they said.

Thanks for the laugh!

ExLust · 03-11-2009, 12:03 AM

hahaha.. nice one. You better fix some errands now before it getting worst.

MediaManiac · 03-11-2009, 01:24 AM

haha good joke..

doridori · 03-11-2009, 01:26 AM

This happn to me too doridori is sad

Lance69 · 03-11-2009, 01:44 AM

Time to upgrade both. ;)

Barefootsies · 03-11-2009, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Lol,old joke but still funny

brassmonkey · 03-11-2009, 01:59 AM

what a sucker

Reak AGV · 03-11-2009, 02:27 AM

Take it to the dealer man, best tip.

2012 · 03-11-2009, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg

Raf1 · 03-11-2009, 03:43 AM

old joke. I've read it in three different languages so far

RadicalSights · 03-11-2009, 04:49 AM

Trade them both in for better models

Quagmire · 03-11-2009, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori

This happn to me too doridori is sad

Why? Did it take a long time to get the bike back from the dealer?

commonsense · 03-11-2009, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Si · 03-11-2009, 05:37 AM

CaptainHowdy · 03-11-2009, 06:07 AM

Ban old jokes!

tranza · 03-11-2009, 06:24 AM

You're fucked up bro...hahhaha

TyroneGoldberg · 03-11-2009, 07:14 AM

must have a harley

bloggerz · 03-11-2009, 07:31 AM

nice ending

u-Bob · 03-11-2009, 07:42 AM

old but funny

DarkJedi · 03-11-2009, 07:44 AM

wow, that joke has only been posted what, 500 times?

timeline please

potter · 03-11-2009, 08:48 AM

loool that was pretty good.

seeandsee · 03-11-2009, 08:51 AM

oldy but good joke

munki · 03-11-2009, 08:52 AM

ShellyCrash · 03-11-2009, 08:55 AM

That's awesome.. I had never heard it before so it caught me. Good one.

Kenny B! · 03-11-2009, 08:55 AM

haha, good one

DrChango · 03-11-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Well played, sir, well played

BradM · 03-11-2009, 09:06 AM

That was soooo funny. Never heard that one before.

woj · 03-11-2009, 09:12 AM

Achmed's Wife Halimah · 03-11-2009, 09:18 AM

even halimah have heard this one
welcome to 2005

carol.prime · 03-11-2009, 09:59 AM

LOL!!

funny stuff!

Phoenix · 03-11-2009, 10:06 AM

haha i loled

hope the bike is ok;)

Scott McD · 03-11-2009, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

timeline please

People never post timeline pics anymore...

03-10-2009, 08:20 PM	#1
Phaseman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Thailand Posts: 159	I think my girlfriend is cheating on me I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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