GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   I think my girlfriend is cheating on me (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=892865)

Phaseman 03-10-2009 08:20 PM

I think my girlfriend is cheating on me
 
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

YellowDude 03-10-2009 08:21 PM

Do you cheat on her?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-10-2009 08:24 PM

I LOL'd. :1orglaugh

Spunky 03-10-2009 08:25 PM

Lol,old joke but still funny

Yngwie 03-10-2009 08:32 PM

LOL that was funny

notoldschool 03-10-2009 08:51 PM

So was she in a taxi? ;)

maxxx69 03-10-2009 09:16 PM

dude thats completely normal.

RRRED 03-10-2009 09:24 PM

That was awesome :thumbsup

hypedough 03-10-2009 09:25 PM

Go have them both checked out.

media 03-10-2009 09:26 PM

you put a smile on my face, I needed that tonight.. thanks

WebCashMaker 03-10-2009 09:31 PM

I am sure you can fix it yourself if you have the right tools.

collegeboobies 03-10-2009 09:39 PM

if you have to ask you should probably take it to the dealer.

Puremeds-J 03-10-2009 10:17 PM

hahahahaha

fujiko 03-10-2009 10:41 PM

that was strange but nice to read..

PornMD 03-10-2009 10:52 PM

LOL, funny.

D Ghost 03-10-2009 11:01 PM

bahahahahahah :-)

Marcus Aurelius 03-10-2009 11:02 PM

Is it still under warranty? take it back to the dealer :)

papill0n 03-10-2009 11:18 PM

You can easily replace the gasket yourself.

gimo33 03-10-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebCashMaker (Post 15611109)
I am sure you can fix it yourself if you have the right tools.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 15611323)
You can easily replace the gasket yourself.

What they said.

Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

ExLust 03-11-2009 12:03 AM

hahaha.. nice one. You better fix some errands now before it getting worst.

MediaManiac 03-11-2009 01:24 AM

haha good joke..

doridori 03-11-2009 01:26 AM

This happn to me too doridori is sad :(

Lance69 03-11-2009 01:44 AM

Time to upgrade both. ;)

Barefootsies 03-11-2009 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15610980)
Lol,old joke but still funny

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 03-11-2009 01:59 AM

what a sucker

Reak AGV 03-11-2009 02:27 AM

Take it to the dealer man, best tip.

2012 03-11-2009 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman (Post 15610960)
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg

Raf1 03-11-2009 03:43 AM

old joke. I've read it in three different languages so far :)

RadicalSights 03-11-2009 04:49 AM

Trade them both in for better models

Quagmire 03-11-2009 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15611558)
This happn to me too doridori is sad :(

Why? Did it take a long time to get the bike back from the dealer?

commonsense 03-11-2009 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman (Post 15610960)
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

:1orglaugh

Si 03-11-2009 05:37 AM

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-11-2009 06:07 AM

Ban old jokes!

tranza 03-11-2009 06:24 AM

You're fucked up bro...hahhaha

TyroneGoldberg 03-11-2009 07:14 AM

must have a harley

bloggerz 03-11-2009 07:31 AM

:1orglaugh nice ending

u-Bob 03-11-2009 07:42 AM

old but funny :)

DarkJedi 03-11-2009 07:44 AM

wow, that joke has only been posted what, 500 times?

timeline please

potter 03-11-2009 08:48 AM

loool that was pretty good.

seeandsee 03-11-2009 08:51 AM

oldy but good joke

munki 03-11-2009 08:52 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 03-11-2009 08:55 AM

That's awesome.. I had never heard it before so it caught me. Good one.

Kenny B! 03-11-2009 08:55 AM

haha, good one

DrChango 03-11-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman (Post 15610960)
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Well played, sir, well played

BradM 03-11-2009 09:06 AM

That was soooo funny. Never heard that one before.

woj 03-11-2009 09:12 AM

:1orglaugh

Achmed's Wife Halimah 03-11-2009 09:18 AM

even halimah have heard this one
welcome to 2005

carol.prime 03-11-2009 09:59 AM

LOL!! :1orglaugh
funny stuff!

Phoenix 03-11-2009 10:06 AM

haha i loled

hope the bike is ok;)

Scott McD 03-11-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15612445)
timeline please

People never post timeline pics anymore... :(


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:09 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123