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Old 02-23-2009, 09:57 PM   #1
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You know you're awesome when...
So, I just had this awesome email conversation with some guy on myspace (where everyone is awesome!)

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From: - (434039472)
To: AlmostEvilGirls (273264410)
Date: Feb 23, 2009 3:51 PM
Subject: RE: Hey

We are all in house just about. We have several new sites similar to yours and a lot of the girls we work with usually want there own site. We have built thousands of sites for girls. We help them with that. And of course i will represent them in all future business deals so you dont have to worry about that. All I need is there phone numbers or emails and I'll take care of the rest.
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From: AlmostEvilGirls (273264410)
To: - (434039472)
Date: Feb 23, 2009 4:05 PM
Subject: RE: Hey


LOL so youre basically trying to leech my girls and push them into a solo girl site? I dont think thats going to happen- not only is it unprofessional, but just plain rude. I would never have my girls shoot with anyone who behaved like that. They shoot on an hourly contracted basis only, and only after know where their photos will be going.
Good luck in your business ventures.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: - (434039472)
To: AlmostEvilGirls (273264410)
Date: Feb 23, 2009 5:44 PM
Subject: RE: Hey


Thats how you interpreted the message... Alrighty then. I don't need luck I been doing this for 16 years. I have 6 freelance photographers including myself, 3 videographers, 4 editors and 7 designers and 14 freelance developers. I just saw you and I have done many partnerships with other people where we help one another be sending girls on a referral bases and we usually pay the girls $200 an hour

We also do higher end web development and don't use the crap out of tables and we know SEO, you use way to many keywords and not keyword phrases and you have pages with none and all the images without alt tags doesnt help you any and your domains going to expire in 7 months and 29 days, Google among other search engines do not take you serious if you dont take owning your domain name.

You also don't use a domain name forward so your not getting full credit for your domain inbound links.

So I wish you luck. I used dreamhost for 3 days and they couldnt handle the load of my traffic. I own dedicated servers that run me $499 a month each.

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My Final Response:
Thank you for that lovely resume of how wonderful you are. I'll be sure to pass it along. The webmaster forums should get a good laugh out of it. Your website looks spectacular. I can really see what superb designers you hire. A+++ on a job well done!
Allow me to show you his uber awesome website:
http://www.adultmg.com/

And feel free to check out his smokin' hot models (who all apparently have solo sites)
MySpace Pics

I hope I didnt make a mistake by turning this guy's awesome offer down...
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:58 PM   #2
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:00 PM   #3
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finally a thread worthy of that pic, who
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:00 PM   #4
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:02 PM   #5
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lol.. nice chit-chat you had
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:08 PM   #6
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First look, his site look better then avrg I gotta say.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM   #7
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There's some stuff on his site you could whine about a little, but it's not that bad. Though he's clearly a blowhard jerkoff asshole.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:23 PM   #8
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The site is not that bad really but the guy seems like a complete douche. you should invite him to GFY, he'd fit right in.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:27 PM   #9
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Good luck with that.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:29 PM   #10
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Yay...I think.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:37 PM   #11
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:53 AM   #12
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:55 AM   #13
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So, I just had this awesome email conversation with some guy on myspace (where everyone is awesome!)



Allow me to show you his uber awesome website:
http://www.adultmg.com/

And feel free to check out his smokin' hot models (who all apparently have solo sites)
MySpace Pics

I hope I didnt make a mistake by turning this guy's awesome offer down...
Is that you in the avatar?
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:00 PM   #14
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What a creep.
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