Question....... I am officially a "Groomsman" for my friends wedding what are my - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 09:38 PM

responsibilities????????

Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?

MetaMan · 02-19-2009, 09:43 PM

you have to shave his balls.

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you have to shave his balls.

dont joke this is serious

MetaMan · 02-19-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

dont joke this is serious

munki · 02-19-2009, 09:47 PM

Groomsmen are stripper support and drinks... hookers and blow are best man's territory

02-19-2009, 09:48 PM

Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.

born4porn · 02-19-2009, 10:00 PM

you will need the pink Flamingo!

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 10:00 PM

btw he likes his salad tossed should i get him 2 chicks to toss it for him as a last hoorah?

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 10:04 PM

i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

munki · 02-19-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

NickB. · 02-19-2009, 11:15 PM

condoms, lube - dont want the guy to share a Hoe STD with the wifey

baddog · 02-19-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

responsibilities????????

Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?

That is the best man's job, but he is probably going to come to you looking for the hook up.

baddog · 02-19-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

Spunky · 02-19-2009, 11:20 PM

Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 01:06 AM

Don't fuck the bride, that's it.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown

Shit I haven't noticed this, best reply!

Triple10Terry · 02-20-2009, 09:24 AM

You get to enjoy all the best man's hard work

UFGators2007 · 02-20-2009, 09:56 AM

Groomsmen do not have any other responsibility but to help the Best Man pay for shit during the stag party. You should also be available to help if/when the Groom gets shitfaced.

I almost forgot...you are also there to help cover up what happened that night. You need to make sure you get your story straight with all the other guys.

grumpy · 02-20-2009, 10:03 AM

gay marriage allowed in NY now?

munki · 02-20-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

Sosa · 02-20-2009, 10:04 AM

Be lucky you aren't the bestman. You get to pretty much just enjoy everything.

tranza · 02-20-2009, 10:23 AM

I always thought they do nothing!

HorseShit · 02-20-2009, 10:31 AM

Emil will be here soon to provide best practices

John-ACWM · 02-20-2009, 12:24 PM

Some useful things in this thread

Dirty F · 02-20-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

responsibilities????????

I've been thinking about that word. It's quite an odd word. Just look at it for 10 secs.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Meeper · 02-20-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.

Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol

02-20-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol

I hear ya, I was a best man once, I can't wait until I get married just to pay that mother fucker back, haha!

Davidstinator · 02-20-2009, 01:31 PM

Bestman = the worst gig in a wedding. Be glad you're just along for the ride.

That said - you might want to consult w/ the best man to make sure you don't get a bad job.. Most Bachelor parties I've been on, we had a "Buy in" - say $500 for the weekend. To cover everything. THen a "Bagman" pays everything through the weekend. THe Bagman prevents arguments, penny-pinching, and bitching. If you run out of funds, everyone hits the ATM again for a certain amount.

Usually there is some fool who will charge everything on his credit card for the miles, then you end up spending the cash too... but fuck it.. as long as you're not the bagman, it's not your responsibility.

Have fun!

webair · 02-20-2009, 01:39 PM

my new luggage

LeRoy · 02-20-2009, 01:40 PM

As a groomsman I take it upon myself to "be that really drunk guy"

webair · 02-20-2009, 01:41 PM

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