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Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 09:38 PM

Question....... I am officially a "Groomsman" for my friends wedding what are my
 
responsibilities????????


Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?

MetaMan 02-19-2009 09:43 PM

you have to shave his balls.

Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15524921)
you have to shave his balls.

dont joke this is serious :error

MetaMan 02-19-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15524922)
dont joke this is serious :error

http://deusexeverriculum.files.wordp...ay_wedding.jpg

munki 02-19-2009 09:47 PM

Groomsmen are stripper support and drinks... hookers and blow are best man's territory

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-19-2009 09:48 PM

Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.

born4porn 02-19-2009 10:00 PM

you will need the pink Flamingo! :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 10:00 PM

btw he likes his salad tossed should i get him 2 chicks to toss it for him as a last hoorah?

Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 10:04 PM

i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

munki 02-19-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15524989)
i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

:Oh crap:Oh crap

NickB. 02-19-2009 11:15 PM

condoms, lube - dont want the guy to share a Hoe STD with the wifey

baddog 02-19-2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15524913)
responsibilities????????


Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?

That is the best man's job, but he is probably going to come to you looking for the hook up.

baddog 02-19-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15524996)
:Oh crap:Oh crap

Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

Spunky 02-19-2009 11:20 PM

Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown

CarlosTheGaucho 02-20-2009 01:06 AM

Don't fuck the bride, that's it.

CarlosTheGaucho 02-20-2009 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15525252)
Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shit I haven't noticed this, best reply!

Triple10Terry 02-20-2009 09:24 AM

You get to enjoy all the best man's hard work

UFGators2007 02-20-2009 09:56 AM

Groomsmen do not have any other responsibility but to help the Best Man pay for shit during the stag party. You should also be available to help if/when the Groom gets shitfaced.

I almost forgot...you are also there to help cover up what happened that night. You need to make sure you get your story straight with all the other guys. :2 cents:

grumpy 02-20-2009 10:03 AM

gay marriage allowed in NY now?

munki 02-20-2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15525236)
Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sosa 02-20-2009 10:04 AM

Be lucky you aren't the bestman. You get to pretty much just enjoy everything.

tranza 02-20-2009 10:23 AM

I always thought they do nothing!

HorseShit 02-20-2009 10:31 AM

Emil will be here soon to provide best practices

John-ACWM 02-20-2009 12:24 PM

:1orglaugh
Some useful things in this thread
:thumbsup

Dirty F 02-20-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15524913)
responsibilities????????


I've been thinking about that word. It's quite an odd word. Just look at it for 10 secs.

CarlosTheGaucho 02-20-2009 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15526868)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Meeper 02-20-2009 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15524944)
Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.

Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-20-2009 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15527815)
Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol

I hear ya, I was a best man once, I can't wait until I get married just to pay that mother fucker back, haha!

Davidstinator 02-20-2009 01:31 PM

Bestman = the worst gig in a wedding. Be glad you're just along for the ride.

That said - you might want to consult w/ the best man to make sure you don't get a bad job.. Most Bachelor parties I've been on, we had a "Buy in" - say $500 for the weekend. To cover everything. THen a "Bagman" pays everything through the weekend. THe Bagman prevents arguments, penny-pinching, and bitching. If you run out of funds, everyone hits the ATM again for a certain amount.

Usually there is some fool who will charge everything on his credit card for the miles, then you end up spending the cash too... but fuck it.. as long as you're not the bagman, it's not your responsibility.

Have fun!

webair 02-20-2009 01:39 PM

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my new luggage

LeRoy 02-20-2009 01:40 PM

As a groomsman I take it upon myself to "be that really drunk guy"

webair 02-20-2009 01:41 PM

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...2G_228x564.jpg


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