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Old 02-17-2009, 03:42 PM   #1
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Worst day ever?

I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed.
Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever.
Drove down my street.
Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash.
It ran out of my car.
I hit the dog.
The lady started freaking out.
I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car.
The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes.
Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart.
Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air.
I put some fix-a-flat in it.
Hopefully it works.
Got to the bank.
They didn't have my check.
Started to feel a cold coming on.
Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach.
Vomited profusely.
Now, I'm ready to start work.

What's next?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:46 PM   #2
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:46 PM   #3
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Shit happens, read my picking up meltdown so you see someone with even less luck.

I would advise to get some Vitamin C and overdose with it - like 2 - 3 grams at once, it works like a clockwork for me and I'm also popping a massive boner and an adrenaline rush as a side effect, but that's probably cause I'm mixing it with two other ingredients.

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good of you to take the dog to the vet
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:50 PM   #6
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That's a hell of a start to the day...
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:52 PM   #7
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good of you to take the dog to the vet
Yeah, I could have made her do it but I do have compassion for animals. The bitch should have had it on a leash...the roads are narrow as fuck and it came out of nowhere.
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:53 PM   #8
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fuck man, that does blow. that car has been somewhat of a omen this past year.

i think i forgot my jacket after that party the other night.

my days been a little better than yours.

turn off all electronic devices and pick up the acoustic guitar. the day will get much better.
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Hollyshit... all u now need is some anal leakage and you can bag this day as the worst ever! ... sorry to hear that m8...
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Sorry to hear you had such a bad day, what a bummer! However, that was very kind of you to take the dog to the vet. Put's you on the "nice guy" list. Hope your day gets better!
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That aint shit dude.
Quit sniveling.

A Bad day goes something like this.

Wake Up.
Skip breakfast because you do not have any food.
You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain.
Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried.
Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's.
Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual.
Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords.
Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight?

THen you have a right to complain.

I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:02 PM   #12
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fuck man, that does blow. that car has been somewhat of a omen this past year.

i think i forgot my jacket after that party the other night.

my days been a little better than yours.

turn off all electronic devices and pick up the acoustic guitar. the day will get much better.
Yeah, I got your jacket. I'm saving it for you.
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G'damn. Now me getting a bill from an MRI I had over a year ago doesn't seem so bad!
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G'damn. Now me getting a bill from an MRI I had over a year ago doesn't seem so bad!
Your avatar still scares me...
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hey Jay, it gets worse

Fix a flat totally ruins the tire, its only a temporary solution until they can fix the tire.

You now need to buy a new tire. Same shit happened to me (tire wise)
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Sorry to hear you had such a bad day, what a bummer! However, that was very kind of you to take the dog to the vet. Put's you on the "nice guy" list. Hope your day gets better!
trust me no one wants to be on the "Nice Guy" list. let me tell you it's the worst curse in the world.

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sounds like a good day
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Woke up this morning my house was cold
Checked out the furnace she wasnt burnin
Went out and hoped in my old ford
Hit the engine but she aint turnin
Weve given each other some hard lessons lately
But we aint learnin
Were the same sad story thats a fact
One step up and two steps back

Bird on a wire outside my motel room
But he aint singin
Girl in white outside a church in june
But the church bells they aint ringing
Im sitting here in this bar tonight
But all Im thinkin is
Im the same old story same old act
One step up and two steps back

Its the same thing night on night
Whos wrong baby whos right
Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war
When I look at myself I dont see
The man I wanted to be
Somewhere along the line I slipped off track
Im caught movin one step up and two steps back

Theres a girl across the bar
I get the message shes sending
Mmm she aint lookin to married
And me well honey Im pretending
Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms
The music was never-ending
We danced as the evening sky faded to black
One step up and two steps back
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Shit happens, read my picking up meltdown so you see someone with even less luck.

I would advise to get some Vitamin C and overdose with it - like 2 - 3 grams at once, it works like a clockwork for me and I'm also popping a massive boner and an adrenaline rush as a side effect, but that's probably cause I'm mixing it with two other ingredients.
Doesn't taking extra doses of Vitamin C make you shit your pants?

I can't take more than a normal dose or i'm riding the bowl all day.
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Doesn't taking extra doses of Vitamin C make you shit your pants?

I can't take more than a normal dose or i'm riding the bowl all day.
Yeah, I am just figuring that out now.

2nd verse, worse than the first.
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Yeah, I am just figuring that out now.

2nd verse, worse than the first.
Harsh dude... You should swap sheets on the bed and get back in to it. Working when you have the on-set of a flu or cold just makes it last that much longer.
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Doesn't taking extra doses of Vitamin C make you shit your pants?

I can't take more than a normal dose or i'm riding the bowl all day.
Not that I would ever notice.
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Damn dude, that is a pretty shitty start to any day, hope it gets better!
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That aint shit dude.
Quit sniveling.

A Bad day goes something like this.

Wake Up.
Skip breakfast because you do not have any food.
You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain.
Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried.
Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's.
Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual.
Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords.
Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight?

THen you have a right to complain.

I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.
Those are all choices though.. or things led by choices.
Being broke when you work for yourself in porn.. and have talent.. is a CHOICE.. somewhere along the line ya slacked.
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hey Jay, it gets worse

Fix a flat totally ruins the tire, its only a temporary solution until they can fix the tire.

You now need to buy a new tire. Same shit happened to me (tire wise)
I don't know that it ruins the tire. I have used it a few times in my past on bikes and cars, with no issues.

I am amazed that a dog can flatten a tire. How big of a dog was it?
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Shit happens, read my picking up meltdown so you see someone with even less luck.

I would advise to get some Vitamin C and overdose with it - like 2 - 3 grams at once, it works like a clockwork for me and I'm also popping a massive boner and an adrenaline rush as a side effect, but that's probably cause I'm mixing it with two other ingredients.
Let me guess....ummmm....let me see.....

Those two ingredients would be Viagra and Cocaine.
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That aint shit dude.
Quit sniveling.

A Bad day goes something like this.

Wake Up.
Skip breakfast because you do not have any food.
You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain.
Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried.
Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's.
Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual.
Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords.
Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight?

THen you have a right to complain.

I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.
If you're going to piss and moan about not having enough money to eat and fix a tooth you might want to leave out the running out of smokes part.

If you had enough money for the original pack of smokes, you can eat some STFU, because there is plenty of it.
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What's next?
Damn Jay... what a fucked off way to start the day. I think I had my worst day ever the other night, I got attacked by uglyness at the bar.

A bit of good for you, I just submitted some new Duke Dollar vids to you... let the sales roll in
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Damn Jay... what a fucked off way to start the day. I think I had my worst day ever the other night, I got attacked by uglyness at the bar.
Didn't some chick try knifing you a couple years ago?
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Didn't some chick try knifing you a couple years ago?
She succeeded at it too... but oddly enough I was never scared of her like I was/am of that hideous mud duck from the bar. I may never go back to that bar again in fear that she may show up. A scar on the chest doesn't even come close to the psychological damage that was inflicted on me the other night

I still chit chat with the girl that stabbed me, she actually moved about 3 blocks away from me in Dec. I'd like to claim that I'm smart enough to not see her, but... well, I'm just not that smart.

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Quit sniveling.

A Bad day goes something like this.

Wake Up.
Skip breakfast because you do not have any food.
You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain.
Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried.
Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's.
Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual.
Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords.
Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight?

THen you have a right to complain.

I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.

AlienQ, is this honestly how you live??
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OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok?

oh, and feel better!
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I did hear Fix a Flat corrodes the tire/ inside of rim... take it to a tire shop, they take the tire off, wash it and fix the whole.
Hope your day gets better man.
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She succeeded at it too... but oddly enough I was never scared of her like I was/am of that hideous mud duck from the bar. I may never go back to that bar again in fear that she may show up. A scar on the chest doesn't even come close to the psychological damage that was inflicted on me the other night

I still chit chat with the girl that stabbed me, she actually moved about 3 blocks away from me in Dec. I'd like to claim that I'm smart enough to not see her, but... well, I'm just not that smart.

Why did she stab you?
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:31 PM   #43
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I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed.
Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever.
Drove down my street.
Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash.
It ran out of my car.
I hit the dog.
The lady started freaking out.
I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car.
The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes.
Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart.
Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air.
I put some fix-a-flat in it.
Hopefully it works.
Got to the bank.
They didn't have my check.
Started to feel a cold coming on.
Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach.
Vomited profusely.
Now, I'm ready to start work.

What's next?

Not being able to get a hardon/nut out... hitting a dog would do that to me

sucks man! new day tomorrow
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:31 PM   #44
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that was so sweet of you to take the doggie to vet. smoke a bowl have some soup and pop some vitamin C you'll feel better. xoxo
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:44 PM   #45
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I think your song for today is Woke Up This Morning by Nazareth

Woke up this morning
My dog was dead
Someone disliked him
And shot him through the head
I woke up this morning
And my cat had died
I'm gonna miss her
Sat down and cried
Came home this evening
My hog was gone
The people here don't like me
I think I'll soon move on
And now somethin's happened
That would make a saint frown
I turned my back and
My house burned down
Woke up this morning
My dog was dead
Someone disliked him
And shot him through the head
I woke up this morning
And my cat had died
Don't you know I'm
gonna miss her
Sat down and cried
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:59 PM   #46
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I don't know that it ruins the tire. I have used it a few times in my past on bikes and cars, with no issues.
I agree with that. It was either pump up the tire or destroy the rim.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:10 PM   #47
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OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok?

oh, and feel better!
Yeah, I think because he got to the vet so fast, he'll pull through. The lady really should have had her on a leash because the dog came out so fast I didn't even have time to break.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:11 PM   #48
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I have had those days. Im glad today isn't one of them.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:12 PM   #49
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work....work...then.....work... then...and again...
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:18 PM   #50
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Why did she stab you?
She was... Bi-polar + not taking meds for a few days + a night out drinking = a bad ending to the night for me. She also hit me with her truck and threw taco bell at me. What a waste of perfectly good nachos and I was hungry.

The whole incident was caught on video, and no I wont share it.
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