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Worst day ever?
I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed.
Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever.
Drove down my street.
Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash.
It ran out of my car.
I hit the dog.
The lady started freaking out.
I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car.
The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes.
Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart.
Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air.
I put some fix-a-flat in it.
Hopefully it works.
Got to the bank.
They didn't have my check.
Started to feel a cold coming on.
Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach.
Vomited profusely.
Now, I'm ready to start work.
What's next?
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