T-Shirt Hell closing it doors...? - GoFuckYourself.com

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:00 PM

got this in my email...they just recently closed down torsopants.com, so it makes me think they are serious

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We're sorry to bring the news that T-Shirt Hell will be closing its doors on Tuesday, Feb 10, 2009. Everything is now on sale during our final days.

For a message from the creator of TSH, Sunshine Megatron, go here. To view our final new shirts, plus 14 shirts we are bringing back as a thank you to everyone (including some of the best of our old Worse Than Hell section), go here.

It's been a deliciously wicked ride. Devilspeed to all who supported us.

(Customer service on all orders will continue for 60 days beyond our close date.)

Brujah · 01-25-2009, 11:02 PM

Room for competition to take over the vacancy left behind then.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 01-25-2009, 11:04 PM

Why close it, why not just sell it?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-25-2009, 11:05 PM

i'm really surprised they don't just sell out to someone. it's a well branded name now. i remember when tshirt hell first opened their doors years and years ago. i'm sure someone would pick it up. things must not be so good in the offensive tshirt biz these days...

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:06 PM

this thread is useless without pics

Spunky · 01-25-2009, 11:08 PM

Shame,they had some great t shirts

Brujah · 01-25-2009, 11:09 PM

Aren't they also famous for fake publicity stunts like this one? I'm pretty sure they've done similar things like this in the past.

cess · 01-25-2009, 11:11 PM

All I could say to that guy is cry moooore. He closed the "worse than hell" section cuz he thought someone poisoned his food because of tshirthell. So now he's mad that he gets emails like that? Well no fucking shit you're gonna get emails like that running tshirthell. He makes enough cash to let someone else run it and not even bother dealing with any of it.

He says anyone with half a brain would get/understand his shirts yet he still gets those emails... Well anyone with half a brain would know you're going to get emails like that running tshirthell.

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Why close it, why not just sell it?

the offensive tshirt market isn't that great...sure, you get a lot of people hotlinking your products on forums everywhere, but in all honesty, as big as they were, I can only count MAYBE 5 times I have seen someone else wearing their merchandise...and that is since I have known they existed, easily 8+ years

plus, I have 2-3 of their shirts...not the greatest quality shirts and the sizes were all off, my XL was more like a medium, I can't even wear it now that it has shrunk...I never ordered again simply because I didn't know what I was going to get

uno · 01-25-2009, 11:12 PM

I wish they would reopen Worse Than Hell.

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cess

He makes enough cash to let someone else run it and not even bother dealing with any of it.

I honestly don't think they do all that much REAL business...lots of looky loos, but not many committed buyers

mynameisjim · 01-25-2009, 11:14 PM

I was an affiliate

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

I wish they would reopen Worse Than Hell.

worse than hell shirts have been mingled in and out of the general shirts for ages now

they have 5-6 of them in there now

punker barbie · 01-25-2009, 11:15 PM

sunshine megatron sounds like a riot.

AnniKN · 01-25-2009, 11:15 PM

The message by the owner explains it... it sucks.

Brujah · 01-25-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dial

I honestly don't think they do all that much REAL business...lots of looky loos, but not many committed buyers

He says they still sell 3,000 shirts per week even after the economic slump.

dial · 01-25-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

He says they still sell 3,000 shirts per week even after the economic slump.

yeah, but can you believe that he says on that letter? if I was seeing my sales drift down I know I wouldn't put a real amount on there

cess · 01-25-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Aren't they also famous for fake publicity stunts like this one? I'm pretty sure they've done similar things like this in the past.

They've done some odd crap in the past, so that does sound more likely than actually closing. I can't believe he would just now let something like that get to him.

mynameisjim · 01-25-2009, 11:22 PM

Just read the letter, it sounds like bullshit to me.

I just hope I get my last check.

DWB · 01-25-2009, 11:38 PM

Good. Fuck them. They stole a domain from me a few years back.

Barefootsies · 01-25-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Room for competition to take over the vacancy left behind then.

LiveDose · 01-26-2009, 12:11 AM

First AIG now Tshirt Hell... What's this world coming too?

Funny stuff btw.

SomeCreep · 01-26-2009, 12:13 AM

http://www.tshirthell.com/goodbye.php

What an odd farewell. It speaks volumes of his character.

Ozarkz · 01-26-2009, 12:15 AM

Very few people actually have the cojones to wear those t-shirts.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2009, 12:20 AM

ADG

NinjaSteve · 01-26-2009, 12:49 AM

Closing vs. selling out to a douchebag for $1mil + (if possible) is dumb. He should make some type of shirt about that.

ExLust · 01-26-2009, 01:02 AM

Nice prints I like.

WiredGuy · 01-26-2009, 01:08 AM

He should ask for a government bailout.
WG

CybermedAndy · 01-26-2009, 01:11 AM

Wow that blows me away... always visited their site for a laugh

Iron Fist · 01-26-2009, 02:47 AM

Lots of anger in that last post on the website.... well guess we wil see on Feb 10th... never bought a t-shirt there but knew about it.

After Shock Media · 01-26-2009, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MoneyBetsAndy

Wow that blows me away... always visited their site for a laugh

I think that statement there is a key problem with their business. Many did just visit for the lolz and never buy.

The Duck · 01-26-2009, 03:24 AM

Most of those shirts are just stupid and ugly.

JFK · 01-26-2009, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I think that statement there is a key problem with their business. Many did just visit for the lolz and never buy.

I agree, all their new ideas were posted on various boards, but did not transalate to sales

Drake · 01-26-2009, 03:44 AM

Hilarious shirts, but I'm also one of the people that chuckled at them but never considered actually buying or wearing one.

BigRod · 01-26-2009, 03:48 AM

All in all pretty funny

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 03:48 AM

good all that racist bull shit

Wilbo · 01-26-2009, 04:01 AM

I never could make any money with them.

hjnet · 01-26-2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dial

... my XL was more like a medium, I can't even wear it now that it has shrunk...

Mutt · 01-26-2009, 05:19 AM

i call bullshit on his bragging about how much money he's made and his claim that he could sell out for millions but he won't cuz he's such a cool little hippy dude.

the t-shirts are hysterical but seriously nobody wears them - how many people have you seen wearing a t-shirt from hell? people by them as gag gifts for friends and family and they're not worn.

DWB · 01-26-2009, 05:34 AM

I've never seen a single person in the entire world wearing ONE of their shirts.

bobby666 · 01-26-2009, 06:13 AM

really some great shirts, i have to commit that i didn't knew them

geedub · 01-26-2009, 06:58 AM

one of the guys i hunt with wears shirts from there, a few years ago we were driving up there and he was wearing the "swallow or its going in your eye" shirt. we stop for gas, he's in line in front of me in the gas station, when he leaves the girl is like, "oh does your friend have a girlfriend??" here i am thinking she's going to give me her number for him or something, then when i reply no, she says, "no wonder with a shirt like that on". at the time i had no idea what he was wearing, but knew it had to be something good.. haha that cracks me up every time i see that gas station now. on a plus note, the strippers up there always seem to appreciate tshirt hell shirts lol.

John-ACWM · 01-26-2009, 07:33 AM

Damn,they had some great t-shirts. Too bad they are closing doors

Sarah_Jayne · 01-26-2009, 07:35 AM

Even I own about four of their shirts from back in the last bush campaign.

digifan · 01-26-2009, 07:43 AM

Sic transit gloria mundi.

cykoe6 · 01-26-2009, 08:02 AM

Either this is bullshit or the owner has broken his brain with too many drugs.

01-26-2009, 08:03 AM

That blows. I never made a lot of money with them, but I just checked and I had $918 in commissions with them over the years.

So stupid if he just closes it up without selling it to someone.

Babaganoosh · 01-26-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub

one of the guys i hunt with wears shirts from there, a few years ago we were driving up there and he was wearing the "swallow or its going in your eye" shirt. we stop for gas, he's in line in front of me in the gas station, when he leaves the girl is like, "oh does your friend have a girlfriend??" here i am thinking she's going to give me her number for him or something, then when i reply no, she says, "no wonder with a shirt like that on". at the time i had no idea what he was wearing, but knew it had to be something good.. haha that cracks me up every time i see that gas station now. on a plus note, the strippers up there always seem to appreciate tshirt hell shirts lol.

I used to wear some of their shirts to the bars at night. I had a theory on the shirts; If someone is going to be offended by the shirt, they probably weren't someone that I was going to like anyway. Anyone who thought my shirt was funny and understood the satire is my type of person. That streamlined the whole "getting to know each other" process dramatically.

pornguy · 01-26-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I've never seen a single person in the entire world wearing ONE of their shirts.

Half of them will get you arrested.

JFK · 01-26-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

I wish they would reopen Worse Than Hell.

there was some great shirts in there

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