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Worst day ever?
I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed. Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever. Drove down my street. Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash. It ran out of my car. I hit the dog. The lady started freaking out. I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car. The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes. Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart. Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air. I put some fix-a-flat in it. Hopefully it works. Got to the bank. They didn't have my check. Started to feel a cold coming on. Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach. Vomited profusely. Now, I'm ready to start work. What's next? |
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Your thread gets trolled on GFY... fag.
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you might get a letter from verotel telling you that a large chunck of transactions they paid you for were no good and you owe them money
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Shit happens, read my picking up meltdown so you see someone with even less luck.
I would advise to get some Vitamin C and overdose with it - like 2 - 3 grams at once, it works like a clockwork for me and I'm also popping a massive boner and an adrenaline rush as a side effect, but that's probably cause I'm mixing it with two other ingredients.
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good of you to take the dog to the vet
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That's a hell of a start to the day...
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Yeah, I could have made her do it but I do have compassion for animals. The bitch should have had it on a leash...the roads are narrow as fuck and it came out of nowhere.
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fuck man, that does blow. that car has been somewhat of a omen this past year.
i think i forgot my jacket after that party the other night. my days been a little better than yours. turn off all electronic devices and pick up the acoustic guitar. the day will get much better. |
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Hollyshit... all u now need is some anal leakage and you can bag this day as the worst ever!
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Sorry to hear you had such a bad day, what a bummer! However, that was very kind of you to take the dog to the vet. Put's you on the "nice guy" list. Hope your day gets better!
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That aint shit dude.
Quit sniveling. A Bad day goes something like this. Wake Up. Skip breakfast because you do not have any food. You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain. Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried. Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's. Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual. Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords. Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight? THen you have a right to complain. I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.
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G'damn.
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Jay: If you've retained your sanity - you win.
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fucking idiots with dogs not on leashes
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Karma.
Google it if you have to. |
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Your avatar still scares me...
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hey Jay, it gets worse
Fix a flat totally ruins the tire, its only a temporary solution until they can fix the tire. You now need to buy a new tire. Same shit happened to me (tire wise) |
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sounds like a good day
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Bruce Springsteen One Step Up Lyrics
Woke up this morning my house was cold Checked out the furnace she wasnt burnin Went out and hoped in my old ford Hit the engine but she aint turnin Weve given each other some hard lessons lately But we aint learnin Were the same sad story thats a fact One step up and two steps back Bird on a wire outside my motel room But he aint singin Girl in white outside a church in june But the church bells they aint ringing Im sitting here in this bar tonight But all Im thinkin is Im the same old story same old act One step up and two steps back Its the same thing night on night Whos wrong baby whos right Another fight and I slam the door on Another battle in our dirty little war When I look at myself I dont see The man I wanted to be Somewhere along the line I slipped off track Im caught movin one step up and two steps back Theres a girl across the bar I get the message shes sending Mmm she aint lookin to married And me well honey Im pretending Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms The music was never-ending We danced as the evening sky faded to black One step up and two steps back |
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Don't worry, these people have it worse. www.fmylife.com
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Harsh dude... You should swap sheets on the bed and get back in to it. Working when you have the on-set of a flu or cold just makes it last that much longer.
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Damn dude, that is a pretty shitty start to any day, hope it gets better!
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Being broke when you work for yourself in porn.. and have talent.. is a CHOICE.. somewhere along the line ya slacked.
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Hope your day has a boost of good karma, xxxjay.
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Those two ingredients would be Viagra and Cocaine.
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Damn Jay... what a fucked off way to start the day. I think I had my worst day ever the other night, I got attacked by uglyness at the bar.
A bit of good for you, I just submitted some new Duke Dollar vids to you... let the sales roll in
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cave in, hot bath, hot toddy then good night! don't even leave the house tomorrow
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She succeeded at it too... but oddly enough I was never scared of her like I was/am of that hideous mud duck from the bar. I may never go back to that bar again in fear that she may show up. A scar on the chest doesn't even come close to the psychological damage that was inflicted on me the other night
I still chit chat with the girl that stabbed me, she actually moved about 3 blocks away from me in Dec. I'd like to claim that I'm smart enough to not see her, but... well, I'm just not that smart. ![]()
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That sounds like a shitty day to me,how did the dog make out?
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OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok? oh, and feel better! |
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I did hear Fix a Flat corrodes the tire/ inside of rim... take it to a tire shop, they take the tire off, wash it and fix the whole.
Hope your day gets better man.
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Not being able to get a hardon/nut out... hitting a dog would do that to me sucks man! new day tomorrow |
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that was so sweet of you to take the doggie to vet. smoke a bowl have some soup and pop some vitamin C you'll feel better. xoxo
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I think your song for today is Woke Up This Morning by Nazareth
Woke up this morning My dog was dead Someone disliked him And shot him through the head I woke up this morning And my cat had died I'm gonna miss her Sat down and cried Came home this evening My hog was gone The people here don't like me I think I'll soon move on And now somethin's happened That would make a saint frown I turned my back and My house burned down Woke up this morning My dog was dead Someone disliked him And shot him through the head I woke up this morning And my cat had died Don't you know I'm gonna miss her Sat down and cried |
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I agree with that. It was either pump up the tire or destroy the rim.
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Yeah, I think because he got to the vet so fast, he'll pull through. The lady really should have had her on a leash because the dog came out so fast I didn't even have time to break.
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I have had those days. Im glad today isn't one of them.
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work....work...then.....work... then...and again...
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She was... Bi-polar + not taking meds for a few days + a night out drinking = a bad ending to the night for me. She also hit me with her truck and threw taco bell at me. What a waste of perfectly good nachos and I was hungry.
The whole incident was caught on video, and no I wont share it.
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