To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 01-29-2009, 06:05 PM

..........and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

CIVMatt · 01-29-2009, 06:10 PM

That's what I've been saying!!! Told you I wasn't a Alcoholic!

Redmanthatcould · 01-29-2009, 06:12 PM

My argument against water:

Water only has water content
Beer has water content AND food content

TyroneGoldberg · 01-29-2009, 06:17 PM

i like poop

BVF · 01-29-2009, 06:18 PM

Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.

BVF · 01-29-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.

It's already gone

brassmonkey · 01-29-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg

i like poop

ill make you a plate in the morning

MaDalton · 01-29-2009, 06:26 PM

i don't drink water - fish fuck in it

WiredGuy · 01-29-2009, 06:26 PM

I drink a glass of red every night ;)
WG

RyuLion · 01-29-2009, 06:33 PM

I have really good 1996 wine still..I'm just waiting for a good occasion..

BlackCrayon · 01-29-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

..........and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

Well if you buy water that is ozonated, then its not going to have poop in it.

dyna mo · 01-29-2009, 06:58 PM

2 buck chuck!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-29-2009, 07:13 PM

ADG

Spunky · 01-29-2009, 07:34 PM

Beer is life,beer is food

LiveDose · 01-29-2009, 09:14 PM

All I gotta say is I hope that's Loryn's ass in her avatar. If it's not don't spoil the fantasy!

gornyhuy · 01-29-2009, 09:25 PM

My favorite wine is "I wanna go to miaaaaamiii!"

Jman · 01-29-2009, 09:26 PM

I LOVE YOU!!!!

Nuff said!!!

tiger · 01-29-2009, 09:43 PM

I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.

fangtastic · 01-29-2009, 09:44 PM

Cheers Loryn!

fuzebox · 01-29-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I drink a glass of red every night ;)
WG

I drink a bottle every night

SomeCreep · 01-29-2009, 10:14 PM

ya, vino's cool

munki · 01-29-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

My argument against water:

Water only has water content
Beer has water content AND food content

True story...

Trend · 01-30-2009, 03:09 AM

My favorite , reasonably priced wine: Las Rocas de San Alejandro Garnacha

Good stuff!

Oracle Porn · 01-30-2009, 03:14 AM

not only that but alcohol actually gets you dehydrated. thats why there are hangovers.

Libertine · 01-30-2009, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

Note to the gullible: this isn't actually true.

ContentPimp · 01-30-2009, 03:22 AM

I love a good glass of red

After Shock Media · 01-30-2009, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger

I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.

I actually really like our tap water it is almost as good as the water a couple towns over where I eventually wish to move. Yes I am that fucking weird that I would factor in water tastes into where I wish to live.

wjxxx · 01-30-2009, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger

I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.

If you drink water from reverse osmosis filter you are insane. This water is demineralized and unhealthy

http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_...ineralized/en/

Walter Gropius · 01-30-2009, 04:57 AM

I drink all three, would be wrong to discriminate

Nick_Merlot · 01-30-2009, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.

Toast....

Emil · 01-30-2009, 06:01 AM

Sweet! I got 20 liters of homemade wisdom to drink!

VicD · 01-30-2009, 06:10 AM

Now you're talking

pornguy · 01-30-2009, 06:12 AM

Sorry to say Loryn but the best argument I have ever heard for not drinking water, was told to me from a woman that frank cold vodka straight.

She said. " Dont drink the water. Fish Fuck in it! "

Thats good enough for me.

Machete_ · 01-30-2009, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

I hope you dont belive that yourself. 1/365 of the water is not E. coli - you would have shit yourself to death within a day

CaptainHowdy · 01-30-2009, 06:40 AM

tranza · 01-30-2009, 06:56 AM

Thats a great point of view, no more water from now on....

Chicks Delivery · 01-30-2009, 06:57 AM

LOL!!!! Great to know it, Loryn!!!

Thats why I only drink Vodka!!!!!!

Pornopat · 01-30-2009, 07:03 AM

As if all the alcoholic webmasters needed justification.

thinkhype · 01-30-2009, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

Well said

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Note to the gullible: this isn't actually true.

Note to the ones without a sense of humor: DUH

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

As if all the alcoholic webmasters needed justification.

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicks Delivery

LOL!!!! Great to know it, Loryn!!!

Thats why I only drink Vodka!!!!!!

HELL YES VODKA is the way to go!!! All though a recent event brought someone to become a very good friend of mine and they turned me on to Jagermeister in a way I had not before. That and other things but hehe

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I hope you dont belive that yourself. 1/365 of the water is not E. coli - you would have shit yourself to death within a day

No babe, come on!!! I am a realist. It's just a funny way to have fun. LOL

Scott McD · 01-30-2009, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

I like it !!!

Magnus · 01-30-2009, 10:00 AM

You sleep with mico-bugs, you have countless bacteria on your skin at all times, 99% of all your food has come in contact with at least 5 humans or more that you never see.
A lil shit in the beer never killed anyone.. after 6 you're pickled anyway ')

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnus

You sleep with mico-bugs, you have countless bacteria on your skin at all times, 99% of all your food has come in contact with at least 5 humans or more that you never see.
A lil shit in the beer never killed anyone.. after 6 you're pickled anyway ')

But the shit is in the water not the beer.

I get your point. haha

Some of you are taking it way to serious, either that or you just want to spout you know information.

jimmy-3-way · 01-30-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.

Merlot? Are you a middle aged housewife?

That totally makes your site(s) weird.

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Merlot? Are you a middle aged housewife?

That totally makes your site(s) weird.

Hey nothing wrong with a man drinking Merlot...................

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-30-2009, 12:52 PM

Yeah I try to respect that formula.

Loryn · 01-30-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Yeah I try to respect that formula.

We can respect that formula together baby!!!

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