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  • Loryn
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    • Jul 2003
    • 12853

    #1

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.....

    ..........and those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
    in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
    ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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  • CIVMatt
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    • Aug 2004
    • 13075

    #2
    That's what I've been saying!!! Told you I wasn't a Alcoholic!
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    • Redmanthatcould
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      • Dec 2006
      • 2771

      #3
      My argument against water:

      Water only has water content
      Beer has water content AND food content

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      • TyroneGoldberg
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        • Sep 2007
        • 1081

        #4
        i like poop

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        • BVF
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.

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          • BVF
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by BVF
            Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.
            It's already gone

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            • brassmonkey
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              • Sep 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by TyroneGoldberg
              i like poop
              ill make you a plate in the morning
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              • MaDalton
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                • Feb 2004
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                #8
                i don't drink water - fish fuck in it
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                • WiredGuy
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                  • Aug 2002
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                  #9
                  I drink a glass of red every night ;)
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                  • RyuLion
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 32369

                    #10
                    I have really good 1996 wine still..I'm just waiting for a good occasion..

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                    • BlackCrayon
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 19634

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Loryn
                      ..........and those who don't.

                      As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
                      in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

                      In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

                      In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

                      However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

                      Remember:

                      Water = Poop, Wine = Health

                      Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

                      There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
                      Well if you buy water that is ozonated, then its not going to have poop in it.
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                      • dyna mo
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                        #12
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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
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                            #14
                            Beer is life,beer is food

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                            • LiveDose
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                              #15
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                              • gornyhuy
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                                • May 2002
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                                #16
                                My favorite wine is "I wanna go to miaaaaamiii!"

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                                  • tiger
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                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 6986

                                    #18
                                    I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.

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                                    • fangtastic
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                                      #19
                                      Cheers Loryn!
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                                      • fuzebox
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22351

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                        I drink a glass of red every night ;)
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                                        • SomeCreep
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 26118

                                          #21
                                          ya, vino's cool

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                                          • munki
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 13393

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                            My argument against water:

                                            Water only has water content
                                            Beer has water content AND food content
                                            True story...

                                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                            • Trend
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                                              • May 2008
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                                              #23
                                              My favorite , reasonably priced wine: Las Rocas de San Alejandro Garnacha

                                              Good stuff!

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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                #24
                                                not only that but alcohol actually gets you dehydrated. thats why there are hangovers.


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                                                • Libertine
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Loryn
                                                  In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
                                                  Note to the gullible: this isn't actually true.
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                                                    #26
                                                    I love a good glass of red
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                                                    • After Shock Media
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tiger
                                                      I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.
                                                      I actually really like our tap water it is almost as good as the water a couple towns over where I eventually wish to move. Yes I am that fucking weird that I would factor in water tastes into where I wish to live.

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                                                      • wjxxx
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 4448

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by tiger
                                                        I'm a big fan of wine but if you don't already have an RO/DI filter on your home water you are insane.

                                                        If you drink water from reverse osmosis filter you are insane. This water is demineralized and unhealthy

                                                        http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_...ineralized/en/

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                                                        • Walter Gropius
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                                                          #29
                                                          I drink all three, would be wrong to discriminate
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                                                          • Nick_Merlot
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                                                            • Mar 2008
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BVF
                                                            Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.
                                                            Toast....

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                                                            • Emil
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                                                              • Feb 2007
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • VicD
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                                                                #32
                                                                Now you're talking

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                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 62912

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Sorry to say Loryn but the best argument I have ever heard for not drinking water, was told to me from a woman that frank cold vodka straight.

                                                                  She said. " Dont drink the water. Fish Fuck in it! "


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                                                                  • Machete_
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Loryn

                                                                    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

                                                                    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

                                                                    I hope you dont belive that yourself. 1/365 of the water is not E. coli - you would have shit yourself to death within a day

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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • tranza
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                                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Thats a great point of view, no more water from now on....
                                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                        • Chicks Delivery
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                                                                          • Oct 2008
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          LOL!!!! Great to know it, Loryn!!!

                                                                          Thats why I only drink Vodka!!!!!!
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                                                                          • Pornopat
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            As if all the alcoholic webmasters needed justification.
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                                                                            • thinkhype
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Loryn
                                                                              However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

                                                                              Remember:

                                                                              Water = Poop, Wine = Health

                                                                              Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

                                                                              There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
                                                                              Well said

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                                                                              • Loryn
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                                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                Note to the gullible: this isn't actually true.

                                                                                Note to the ones without a sense of humor: DUH
                                                                                ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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                                                                                • Loryn
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                  As if all the alcoholic webmasters needed justification.
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                                                                                  • Loryn
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                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 12853

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Chicks Delivery
                                                                                    LOL!!!! Great to know it, Loryn!!!

                                                                                    Thats why I only drink Vodka!!!!!!
                                                                                    HELL YES VODKA is the way to go!!! All though a recent event brought someone to become a very good friend of mine and they turned me on to Jagermeister in a way I had not before. That and other things but hehe
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                                                                                    • Loryn
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 12853

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                                                      I hope you dont belive that yourself. 1/365 of the water is not E. coli - you would have shit yourself to death within a day

                                                                                      No babe, come on!!! I am a realist. It's just a funny way to have fun. LOL
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                                                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Loryn
                                                                                        As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
                                                                                        in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
                                                                                        I like it !!!


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                                                                                        • Magnus
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 1211

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          You sleep with mico-bugs, you have countless bacteria on your skin at all times, 99% of all your food has come in contact with at least 5 humans or more that you never see.
                                                                                          A lil shit in the beer never killed anyone.. after 6 you're pickled anyway ')
                                                                                          Magnus

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                                                                                          • Loryn
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                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 12853

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Magnus
                                                                                            You sleep with mico-bugs, you have countless bacteria on your skin at all times, 99% of all your food has come in contact with at least 5 humans or more that you never see.
                                                                                            A lil shit in the beer never killed anyone.. after 6 you're pickled anyway ')

                                                                                            But the shit is in the water not the beer. I get your point. haha



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                                                                                            • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by BVF
                                                                                              Nice to know before I guzzle this glass of Merlot sitting by my laptop.
                                                                                              Merlot? Are you a middle aged housewife?

                                                                                              That totally makes your site(s) weird.
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                                                                                              • Loryn
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                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 12853

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                Merlot? Are you a middle aged housewife?

                                                                                                That totally makes your site(s) weird.
                                                                                                Hey nothing wrong with a man drinking Merlot...................
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                                                                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Yeah I try to respect that formula.
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                                                                                                  • Loryn
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                    Yeah I try to respect that formula.
                                                                                                    We can respect that formula together baby!!!
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