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Pathfinder · 06-17-2002, 06:34 AM

Yesterday I posted this:

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One of my kids just brought buy a fathers day gift. I don't really know why but he paid $35.00 for a Tarantula for a gift. He said I have everything else, so he bought something different.

It is big enough so I think I will get a leash for it, take it for a walk and get rid of some of the stray dogs, in the neighbor hood. I don't think they can whoop this bad mutha.

What is a good name for a Tarantula?

Well, about two hours ago I left my office and went into the den to feed it and discovered that it had broken out of its cage. I began searching through the house which led me to the bedroom.

I learned that my wife is missing from her bed, but more importantly our Min Pin was missing also.

I dialed 911 and a single officer arrived. When I explained the situation to him, he called for back up.

We did another search of the house and didn't find our dog or my wife, but we did find the Tarantula.

It went into attack mode and dug its fangs into one of the officers, so the other officers shot it. It took 16 rounds to bring it down.

I am just grief stricken about the loss of my beloved Min Pin. I knew I needed a stronger cage, but yesterday was Sunday and the Pet shop was closed.

Oh yeah, I will miss my wife too.

ServerGenius · 06-17-2002, 06:45 AM

Fuck man that´s some weird shit, I´ll nominate you for them Darwin Awards

I´m sorry man

DynaMite

foe · 06-17-2002, 07:56 AM

sorry dude that sucks

hyper · 06-17-2002, 07:59 AM

i got $35 .. what pet store did he buy it at?

foe · 06-17-2002, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by hyper
i got $35 .. what pet store did he buy it at?

I think its dead

LoveAsianChicks · 06-17-2002, 08:03 AM

A police shot your Tarantula?

LOL 16 rounds to bring it down, this was a super spider wearing a bullet proof spider vest?

eRock · 06-17-2002, 08:19 AM

I have your wife. Later today you'll recieve detailed instructions of where to leave the ransom money.

CDSmith · 06-17-2002, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by eRock
I have your wife. Later today you'll recieve detailed instructions of where to leave the ransom money.

Keep her.

mjrools23 · 06-17-2002, 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
A police shot your Tarantula?
LOL 16 rounds to bring it down, this was a super spider wearing a bullet proof spider vest?

hell yea...wtf kind of tarantula takes 16 rounds to bring down? you bought spiderman or some shit? or was the cop armed with a pellet gun?

Morgan · 06-17-2002, 08:53 AM

ServerGenius · 06-17-2002, 08:54 AM

I assume the lame ass cop wasn´t very good at aiming

DynaMite

Pathfinder · 06-17-2002, 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by mjrools23

hell yea...wtf kind of tarantula takes 16 rounds to bring down? you bought spiderman or some shit? or was the cop armed with a pellet gun?

.357 mags. I am awaiting a fork lift and flat bed truck to arrive to remove the Tarantula from the house.

I have already been on the phone making arrangements for a memorial service for my Min Pin.

Oh yeah, and for my wife too.

eRock · 06-17-2002, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Keep her.

Dammit! I just screwed myself! I need to find a place to dump this broad now. She's drivin' me crazy...just yap, yap, yap all damn day!

CDSmith · 06-17-2002, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by eRock
Dammit! I just screwed myself! I need to find a place to dump this broad now. She's drivin' me crazy...just yap, yap, yap all damn day!

You haven't yet seen this news article.... have you?

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/1514513/detail.html

If he can do it..... HA HA HA

Pathfinder · 06-17-2002, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by eRock

Dammit! I just screwed myself! I need to find a place to dump this broad now. She's drivin' me crazy...just yap, yap, yap all damn day!

I think you are running a hoax. The Taranula ate my dog and my wife, but just on the off chance, that you broke in and took my wife, did you take my dog also?

If you did I would really appreciate it if you would return my dog.

As for the wife....

eRock · 06-17-2002, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You haven't yet seen this news article.... have you?

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/1514513/detail.html

If he can do it..... HA HA HA

LMAO! Just a lesson to the ladies...never disrupt a man & his sports!

No, Pathfinder...I left the dog for the turantula. Sorry, man...if I knew it belonged to you I might've spared him.

TDF · 06-17-2002, 11:40 AM

are we having war flashbacks man?

Fletch XXX · 06-17-2002, 11:44 AM

cops are afraid of spiders.

FATPad · 06-17-2002, 11:46 AM

I'm afraid of spiders.

cherrylula · 06-17-2002, 11:47 AM

Hey I've got a mini pin too..... they're cool little dogs.

eRock · 06-17-2002, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I'm afraid of spiders.

You & me both! Those things freak me out!

JConway · 06-17-2002, 01:29 PM

Can you train a spider when and who to attack? $35 you say?

foe · 06-17-2002, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
cops are afraid of spiders.

cops are afraid of my dog too

whats your point

DarkJedi · 06-17-2002, 01:58 PM

hahaha man this is a funny post

(just to be sure, it was a joke, right?)

DarkJedi · 06-17-2002, 02:02 PM

DarkJedi · 11-16-2002, 02:46 AM

is he really dead ?

kmanrox · 11-16-2002, 02:51 AM

no he's not, i thought that was made apparent a long time ago?
he couldnt take the heat nor did he have the intellectual prowess to defend himself, so he moved along... It was a prime example of evolution.....

DarkJedi · 11-16-2002, 02:56 AM

what do you think about spacedog ? does he lurk here too ?

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