What Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Date

[Sid70]

Bruce Springsteen: You?re a monster in the sack.

Rod Stewart: You?re gross.

David Bowie: You?re selective, but slutty.

Kanye West: You?re kinda mean. In a hot way.

Jay Z: You don?t take any shit. Or at least you know that you?re not supposed to.

Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded.

The Arcade Fire: You spend the first third of relationship in a romantic frenzy and the last two trying to justify it.

The Ramones: Unless you?re over 40, you?re trying to be cool.

Rush: You?re a man. And a nerdy one at that.

Led Zeppelin: If you?re a woman, you?re hot. If you?re a guy, you?re average.

AC/DC: If you?re a woman, you?re the kind of person who lets a guy move in with you after three dates because he?s temporarily homeless. If you?re a guy, you?re temporarily homeless.

My Chemical Romance: You?re not so much looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend as someone to share a "fuckyeahsuperheroeskissing" Tumblr with.

The Pixies: Relax. You're cool.

Talking Heads: You?re a good person.

Stevie Wonder: You?re husband/wife material.

Hall and Oates: You?re not the type to let your wistful nature ruin your good time.

LCD Soundsystem: You're not the type to let your strong sense of irony ruin your good time.

Insane Clown Posse: You're not the type to let common decency ruin your good time.

Judas Priest: At some point in your life, you've sniffed a little glue.

Belle and Sebastian: If you hook up, it?s gonna get weird.

The Shins: You either really liked "Garden State," or have a giant chip on your shoulder about how people only like The Shins because of "Garden State."

R.E.M.: You've got a big heart.

Tori Amos: You cry during sex and get real quiet after.

That One Peter, Bjorn and John song with the whistling: You?re a human being.

The Mountain Goats: You're very serious about your feelings.

Van Morrison: You?re a romantic. Possibly with a slight drinking problem.

No Doubt: If you?re a girl, you?re a confident person, but you know what it?s like to get treated like crap. If you?re guy, you?re just trying to get laid.

Nirvana: You're angry and hurt.

Radiohead: You're angry and hurt. But you're open to getting some professional help.

Bebel Gilberto: You?re going to flutter little kisses all over every inch of your date?s body and soon as you get the chance. Also: You?re a foodie.

T-Rex: You're an asshole.

Bob Dylan: You?re an asshole, but you don?t know it.

The Strokes: You're not really an asshole, you just act like it sometimes.

The White Stripes: You're kind of kinky.

Lil' Kim: You're really kinky.

Peaches: If you're not getting a handjob under the table right now, it's because you're giving one.

Ani Difranco: You?re a good communicator. Maybe too good.

John Mayer: You?re a virgin.

Nickelback: You have low self-esteem and bad tattoos. But, god bless you.

The Clash: You?re willing to work for it, but you?re kind of pissed that you have to.

The Cure: You fall in love WAY too easily.

Best Coast: You fall in love way too easily, but only for, like, a week.

The Rolling Stones: You?re hot.

Rihanna: You?re hot.

Beyonce: You?re sweet, but not a pushover.

Britney Spears: If you?re a gay guy or a woman, you?re normal. If you?re a straight guy, you?re trying to get laid.

Mandy Moore: You have American Girl dolls. Plural.

Guns N Roses: You?re going to have to sex in the bathroom and regret it.

Joan Jett: You?re going to have sex in the bathroom and not regret it.

Fleetwood Mac: You're reasonably well adjusted. Considering.

Jewel: Um... are you sure this is a date?

Nicki Minaj: You?re awesome. And kind of crazy.

Lil? Wayne: You?re crazy. And kind of awesome.

Regina Spektor: You might be a perfectly nice person, but you?re kind of annoying.

Panda Blood: You made that up to see if your date would pretend to have heard of them.

Kid Cudi: No one understands you. But it?s not that big a deal.

John Legend: You have emotional sex.

Eminem: You have emotional problems.

Drake: You're about whatever.

Vampire Weekend: You're about being about whatever.

Gogol Bordello: You sweat a lot and you have a nice smile.

Tool: You're either really smart or really dumb.

Peter Gabriel: Every relationship is a coming-of-age epic of which you are the star.

Leonard Cohen: You?re the kind of person that people get obsessed with for years. Too bad you?re too depressed to appreciate it.

TV on the Radio: You care. Deeply. Even if you act like you don?t.

The Smiths: It?s doomed every time, but it always takes a beautiful, long while to figure that out.

Depeche Mode: You?re screwed up, but you know it, which actually does help.

Cut Copy: You make out in public a lot.

Joni Mitchell: You make breakfast in the morning.

Wilco: You?ll make an excellent life-partner.

The Beatles: Eh. Who knows.

[Harmon]

This list needs to be updated... of course, that is unless it was intended for old mother fuckers.

[tommy5tone]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Vampire Weekend: You're about being about whatever.

Well this is my fav band on the list, but i don't get it.

[L-Pink]

"T-Rex: You're an asshole." ... lol

[Sophie Delancey]

So I'm cool, but it's going to get weird and I'll make breakfast after? Actually, that kind of does sound like me...