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What Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Date
Bruce Springsteen: You?re a monster in the sack.
Rod Stewart: You?re gross. David Bowie: You?re selective, but slutty. Kanye West: You?re kinda mean. In a hot way. Jay Z: You don?t take any shit. Or at least you know that you?re not supposed to. Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded. The Arcade Fire: You spend the first third of relationship in a romantic frenzy and the last two trying to justify it. The Ramones: Unless you?re over 40, you?re trying to be cool. Rush: You?re a man. And a nerdy one at that. Led Zeppelin: If you?re a woman, you?re hot. If you?re a guy, you?re average. AC/DC: If you?re a woman, you?re the kind of person who lets a guy move in with you after three dates because he?s temporarily homeless. If you?re a guy, you?re temporarily homeless. My Chemical Romance: You?re not so much looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend as someone to share a "fuckyeahsuperheroeskissing" Tumblr with. The Pixies: Relax. You're cool. Talking Heads: You?re a good person. Stevie Wonder: You?re husband/wife material. Hall and Oates: You?re not the type to let your wistful nature ruin your good time. LCD Soundsystem: You're not the type to let your strong sense of irony ruin your good time. Insane Clown Posse: You're not the type to let common decency ruin your good time. Judas Priest: At some point in your life, you've sniffed a little glue. Belle and Sebastian: If you hook up, it?s gonna get weird. The Shins: You either really liked "Garden State," or have a giant chip on your shoulder about how people only like The Shins because of "Garden State." R.E.M.: You've got a big heart. Tori Amos: You cry during sex and get real quiet after. That One Peter, Bjorn and John song with the whistling: You?re a human being. The Mountain Goats: You're very serious about your feelings. Van Morrison: You?re a romantic. Possibly with a slight drinking problem. No Doubt: If you?re a girl, you?re a confident person, but you know what it?s like to get treated like crap. If you?re guy, you?re just trying to get laid. Nirvana: You're angry and hurt. Radiohead: You're angry and hurt. But you're open to getting some professional help. Bebel Gilberto: You?re going to flutter little kisses all over every inch of your date?s body and soon as you get the chance. Also: You?re a foodie. T-Rex: You're an asshole. Bob Dylan: You?re an asshole, but you don?t know it. The Strokes: You're not really an asshole, you just act like it sometimes. The White Stripes: You're kind of kinky. Lil' Kim: You're really kinky. Peaches: If you're not getting a handjob under the table right now, it's because you're giving one. Ani Difranco: You?re a good communicator. Maybe too good. John Mayer: You?re a virgin. Nickelback: You have low self-esteem and bad tattoos. But, god bless you. The Clash: You?re willing to work for it, but you?re kind of pissed that you have to. The Cure: You fall in love WAY too easily. Best Coast: You fall in love way too easily, but only for, like, a week. The Rolling Stones: You?re hot. Rihanna: You?re hot. Beyonce: You?re sweet, but not a pushover. Britney Spears: If you?re a gay guy or a woman, you?re normal. If you?re a straight guy, you?re trying to get laid. Mandy Moore: You have American Girl dolls. Plural. Guns N Roses: You?re going to have to sex in the bathroom and regret it. Joan Jett: You?re going to have sex in the bathroom and not regret it. Fleetwood Mac: You're reasonably well adjusted. Considering. Jewel: Um... are you sure this is a date? Nicki Minaj: You?re awesome. And kind of crazy. Lil? Wayne: You?re crazy. And kind of awesome. Regina Spektor: You might be a perfectly nice person, but you?re kind of annoying. Panda Blood: You made that up to see if your date would pretend to have heard of them. Kid Cudi: No one understands you. But it?s not that big a deal. John Legend: You have emotional sex. Eminem: You have emotional problems. Drake: You're about whatever. Vampire Weekend: You're about being about whatever. Gogol Bordello: You sweat a lot and you have a nice smile. Tool: You're either really smart or really dumb. Peter Gabriel: Every relationship is a coming-of-age epic of which you are the star. Leonard Cohen: You?re the kind of person that people get obsessed with for years. Too bad you?re too depressed to appreciate it. TV on the Radio: You care. Deeply. Even if you act like you don?t. The Smiths: It?s doomed every time, but it always takes a beautiful, long while to figure that out. Depeche Mode: You?re screwed up, but you know it, which actually does help. Cut Copy: You make out in public a lot. Joni Mitchell: You make breakfast in the morning. Wilco: You?ll make an excellent life-partner. The Beatles: Eh. Who knows. |
This list needs to be updated... of course, that is unless it was intended for old mother fuckers. :)
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"T-Rex: You're an asshole." ... lol
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So I'm cool, but it's going to get weird and I'll make breakfast after? Actually, that kind of does sound like me...
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