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sunrise_industries · 01-25-2009, 03:25 PM

Been in IT for 10 years and I am at the point where I ask myself .... is this it?

My mind thinks ... where are all the years going ..... as I look back ..... If I was 21 again I would do this or when I was 15 I should have nail that cunt for bitching on me!! - so many things I would have liked to have done.

So I came up with this. From now until June 1st 2009 I am going to try and raise 100,000 USD, and as from that date I leT people tell me what to do, by means of voting on tasks.

So you could tell me to:

Do a bungee jump in Queenstown in New Zealand?
Help out a run down porn queen in a trailer park in Las Vegas
Give 5000 to a small start up in Finland
Bang 4 fine chicks in Prague
Drive in the Euro Gumball race
Buy an old oil rig and help Pirate bay

The choice of what I am todo is entirely up to the voters each Sunday night after June 1st until the cash runs out.

So if you like my simple idea and trust me with your pennies then why not give a dollar or two for the cause http://www.paulkinsella.com - you also get a backlink and tag [size depends on how much you give]

give a comment or two on the site if you have the time so I can get the feelings for the logic..

Si · 01-25-2009, 03:30 PM

Iron Fist · 01-25-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries

So you could tell me to:

Do a bungee jump in Queenstown in New Zealand?
Help out a run down porn queen in a trailer park in Las Vegas
Give 5000 to a small start up in Finland
Bang 4 fine chicks in Prague
Drive in the Euro Gumball race
Buy an old oil rig and help Pirate bay

You wish! Unfortunately, people are going to want to make you do things that you don't want to do. Good luck.

polish_aristocrat · 01-25-2009, 03:32 PM

you want to get $100k in donations from GFY so that you can bang 4 fine chicks in Prague?

sunrise_industries · 01-25-2009, 03:36 PM

for sure i want to bang chicks .... i am hardly going to say things i dont like.

on june 1st all donators can state a task ..... any task, like give them money or do this or that..... then every visitor can vote ... then on Sunday evening at 7pm CET i start doing the top 3 items until the following week or until the cash runs dry

qxm · 01-25-2009, 03:46 PM

SO ur going from working in IT to begin an online human puppet? ... wow ..... this thread really makes me scratch my balls... kongratz BTW

DamageX · 01-25-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries

for sure i want to bang chicks .... i am hardly going to say things i dont like.

on june 1st all donators can state a task ..... any task, like give them money or do this or that..... then every visitor can vote ... then on Sunday evening at 7pm CET i start doing the top 3 items until the following week or until the cash runs dry

I predict you'll be the star of "one guy one cup part II".

sunrise_industries · 01-25-2009, 03:50 PM

yeap could be just that .... but watch this space.
there has to be something better than sitting behind a desktop 12 hours a day ... waiting for the weekend.

DamageX · 01-25-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries

yeap could be just that .... but watch this space.
there has to be something better than sitting behind a desktop 12 hours a day ... waiting for the weekend.

Of course, lots of things. For $200/h I'll give you a list.

sunrise_industries · 01-25-2009, 03:57 PM

yeap thats it..

STR$ · 01-25-2009, 07:25 PM

TeenCat · 01-25-2009, 07:28 PM

"No donations within the last 300 days." ... wish you luck!

halfpint · 01-25-2009, 07:29 PM

You are Irish, I take it, cause only an Irishman could think of something like this

sunrise_industries · 01-26-2009, 01:51 AM

site only up the last 24 hours so give this until St Patricks day for the mircles to work

The Duck · 01-26-2009, 01:58 AM

Well, good luck

polish_aristocrat · 01-26-2009, 08:20 AM

still no donations...

seeandsee · 01-26-2009, 08:47 AM

you won !!

tranza · 01-26-2009, 10:35 AM

If you get $10 you're a man of luck! hahahaha

so, good luck

Reak AGV · 01-26-2009, 10:38 AM

Haha, good luck :x

Juicy D. Links · 01-26-2009, 10:42 AM

wtfff lollllllllllllllllll

how much to go fuck a goattttttttttttttttttt

John-ACWM · 01-26-2009, 10:54 AM

That was something you shouldn't have said

Quagmire · 01-26-2009, 11:00 AM

I will give you $10 - $5 to buy lemon juice to soak your balls in and the other $5 to be used to give yourself paper cuts on your balls.

Sound fair?

devine · 01-26-2009, 11:44 AM

this thread still has a lot of potential, just parking here just in case

Grizz · 01-26-2009, 12:16 PM

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 07:09 AM

life is so great that I end up in hospital. now that worth at least something.

how about if I snog one of the nurses will that be worth a fiver?

view me in the bed - http://www.paulkinsella.com/?p=12

have fun laughing

fris · 01-27-2009, 07:25 AM

i will give you $5 if you drink a 2litre bottle of your own piss

Marcus Aurelius · 01-27-2009, 08:04 AM

This was the wrong place. you sir are in for hell...

quantum-x · 01-27-2009, 08:15 AM

50c to commit suicide?

Iron Fist · 01-27-2009, 08:15 AM

Looks like GFY is just warming up... checking back later.

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 08:18 AM

yeap I love the hath and fury ..... amazing what a neat idea can do

Jdoughs · 01-27-2009, 08:19 AM

10 years behind a desk and this is the best you could think of?

Pretty fuckin weak.

Mike Semen · 01-27-2009, 09:25 AM

I'll give you $100 if you change it down into pennies and sshove the lot up your arse on camera.

Yngwie · 01-27-2009, 09:40 AM

this has gotta be a joke. can anyone really think that something like this would work and get them some free and easy $?

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 09:59 AM

this idea has the basis of any good idea .... take a PR manager for example - what do they do in a company? must the same as this idea is doing.

if you dont like the idea you know the name of this site so go do that.

if you want to be apart of it just give a dollar if not have a laugh.... as I remember laughing at the milliondollarwebpage.com which I thought was silly but he earned 1.3 million dollars for 1 page.

so i agree this is a silly idea and i was silly to come up with it.... but I know for being in IT that the best idea most often than not never make it and its the stupid silly ideas seem to give people what they need .... 'humour'

Mike Semen · 01-27-2009, 10:02 AM

So are you game for the $100 or what?

Juicy D. Links · 01-27-2009, 10:07 AM

how much to rub habanero sauce all over your nut sack and video tape it ?

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 10:08 AM

did you not see the site - i am in hospital for crohnes disease so i will pass on that one

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 02:46 PM

i have only posted here in GFY before i post anywhere and I see a few posts why i am here.... no I know. I have no belonging here, most people waste time chatting about nothing, just like this post.

Not even $1

quantum-x · 01-27-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunrise_industries

i have only posted here in GFY before i post anywhere and I see a few posts why i am here.... no I know. I have no belonging here, most people waste time chatting about nothing, just like this post.

Not even $1

So leave

sunrise_industries · 01-27-2009, 05:04 PM

no I like all here love the business chat and the nothing chat .... thats why we come.

all i am saying to myself is when does this project become the ... ahhh thats not a bad idea!!! is it when i reach 10,000usd or 1000usd.....

as i love doing stuff when i have a point to prove..... so do we have an bets by June 1st. by people who can actually stand by their bet.

sunrise_industries · 01-30-2009, 11:36 PM

waiting for the 1dollar man from GFY - you can pay via paypal on http://www.paulkinsella.com

TeenCat · 02-01-2009, 04:12 AM

oh now you are writing about hospital there, its official internet begging, you lost me ...

JamesK · 02-01-2009, 04:23 AM

I never understood why people do stupid shit like this and embarrass themselves. Just work hard and work a lot and in the end you WILL be able to achieve your dreams. There's no need to try and come up with quick ways to become a millionaire or have fun. You'll end up being laughed at like what just happened in this thread.

Unless you manage to get insane publicity from the press (like milliondollarhomepage did) your little project is doomed to fail. I hope I'm wrong for your sake. I'd rather see people succeed... but I'm afraid this is one of the dumbest things I've heard in a while. Not to mention the way you represent yourself here is very shitty. You SHOULD've listed the things you hated to do, cause at least people would sympathize with you.

Carmine Raguso · 02-01-2009, 04:48 AM

From this moron's blog:

Quote:

Received the first dollar this morning from Australia
Well I am still in hospital and will be here for another 4 days at least. But a nice brightener on this cold dark Irish morning is the fact that the drone project received it first $1.00 AUD from Timothy M Williams from down under.
The 1 dollar is not showing live online yet through

The 1 dollar is not showing live online yet through

What a clown. Mighty embarrassed at this thread.

Smut · 02-01-2009, 05:23 AM

You should start shooting video of yourself doing stupid things. Say 10 of them per day. Do this for 1 year, updating your blog everyday with the 10 new videos. On each video page, allow 1 banner from a sponsor at $5.00 per month. After the year is up, here is the math:

10 vids per day = 3650 videos after 1 year
That will equate to 3650 video pages @ $5.00 per month/ea = $18,250.00/mo = $219,000.00/year

MoreMagic · 02-01-2009, 08:38 AM

Ok we paid us$ 5.00 for the fun of it.

John. · 02-01-2009, 09:21 AM

An Irish Swede http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=...5#post12457065

VicD · 02-01-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smut

You should start shooting video of yourself doing stupid things. Say 10 of them per day. Do this for 1 year, updating your blog everyday with the 10 new videos. On each video page, allow 1 banner from a sponsor at $5.00 per month. After the year is up, here is the math:

10 vids per day = 3650 videos after 1 year
That will equate to 3650 video pages @ $5.00 per month/ea = $18,250.00/mo = $219,000.00/year

That sounds like a good idea

wyldblyss · 02-01-2009, 09:29 AM

Lay down the ground rules, or else you will be banging 4 hefty ugly guys in Prague rather than some hot chicks or eating dog shit

sunrise_industries · 02-01-2009, 10:24 AM

thanks for the 5 dollars

now at least got something from GFY so my job is done .... thanks

01-25-2009, 03:25 PM	#1
sunrise_industries Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 210	Give me $5 and RUN MY LIFE Been in IT for 10 years and I am at the point where I ask myself .... is this it? My mind thinks ... where are all the years going ..... as I look back ..... If I was 21 again I would do this or when I was 15 I should have nail that cunt for bitching on me!! - so many things I would have liked to have done. So I came up with this. From now until June 1st 2009 I am going to try and raise 100,000 USD, and as from that date I leT people tell me what to do, by means of voting on tasks. So you could tell me to: Do a bungee jump in Queenstown in New Zealand? Help out a run down porn queen in a trailer park in Las Vegas Give 5000 to a small start up in Finland Bang 4 fine chicks in Prague Drive in the Euro Gumball race Buy an old oil rig and help Pirate bay The choice of what I am todo is entirely up to the voters each Sunday night after June 1st until the cash runs out. So if you like my simple idea and trust me with your pennies then why not give a dollar or two for the cause http://www.paulkinsella.com - you also get a backlink and tag [size depends on how much you give] give a comment or two on the site if you have the time so I can get the feelings for the logic..

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01-27-2009, 09:59 AM	#34
sunrise_industries Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 210	this idea has the basis of any good idea .... take a PR manager for example - what do they do in a company? must the same as this idea is doing. if you dont like the idea you know the name of this site so go do that. if you want to be apart of it just give a dollar if not have a laugh.... as I remember laughing at the milliondollarwebpage.com which I thought was silly but he earned 1.3 million dollars for 1 page. so i agree this is a silly idea and i was silly to come up with it.... but I know for being in IT that the best idea most often than not never make it and its the stupid silly ideas seem to give people what they need .... 'humour'

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01-27-2009, 10:08 AM	#37
sunrise_industries Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 210	did you not see the site - i am in hospital for crohnes disease so i will pass on that one

01-27-2009, 02:46 PM	#38
sunrise_industries Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 210	i have only posted here in GFY before i post anywhere and I see a few posts why i am here.... no I know. I have no belonging here, most people waste time chatting about nothing, just like this post. Not even $1