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SmokeyTheBear · 01-24-2009, 11:39 PM

read the following bible passage.

Deuteronomy 25:11
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If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
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is god saying i should chop off her hand or the other guy who's balls were grabbed should chop her hand off, or he is merely saying anyone who witnesses it should do the right thing and chop off her hand

budz · 01-24-2009, 11:41 PM

yah, I think it's saying if 2 ppl are fighting donut fux

fallenmuffin · 01-24-2009, 11:49 PM

then you shall cut off her hand

Her hand touched his balls.. she's gotta lose it.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-24-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

then you shall cut off her hand

Her hand touched his balls.. she's gotta lose it.

yes but who does the chopping , you or the guy you are fighting.

fallenmuffin · 01-25-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

yes but who does the chopping , you or the guy you are fighting.

Seeing as she is your wife, I'd imagine you'd do the chopping. A cleansing type thing if you will.

The old testament also says something like "better to have your seed in the belly of a whore then on the floor" lol its full of fun facts and sayings

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-25-2009, 12:25 AM

The moral of this story is that if you're going to grab the guy's balls, you may as well rip them all the way off since you're losing your hand anyway.

bobby666 · 01-25-2009, 12:25 AM

you have problems

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