For people who play lotto ... - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 09:49 AM

Show them this ...
http://tolearnflash.appspot.com/lotto/

Fletch XXX · 01-22-2009, 09:50 AM

i dont think ive ever played lotto, however, ive bought a few scratch offs and won enough to buy 5 more lol

LauraLee · 01-22-2009, 09:52 AM

tis a loooong shot gamble for sure. interesting way to put it in perspective.

StuartD · 01-22-2009, 09:52 AM

That's awesome. Yeah, the odds are pretty slim and yet, there's winners ever few weeks or so... so... you can just imagine the number of guesses being made from week to week.

Quagmire · 01-22-2009, 10:02 AM

Something is waaaaaay off with that RNG. I think that they are using the same RNG call to generate the "winning" numbers and then continuing on in to the "random" tickets. its showing 3000+ guesses for me right now and not even a single 3 number win.

MetaMan · 01-22-2009, 10:03 AM

You're the greaseball with the long hair and glasses if i remember correctly?

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You're the greaseball with the long hair and glasses if i remember correctly?

Not done with that 12 step program yet?

JFK · 01-22-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Show them this ...
http://tolearnflash.appspot.com/lotto/

show them This

http://www.cheatlotterynow.com/

MetaMan · 01-22-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Not done with that 12 step program yet?

ill take that as a yes.

how did you get so fucking ugly and greasy looking? do you shower in the river?

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ill take that as a yes.

How's it feel to be wrong twice in one thread? Wanna try for 3?

MetaMan · 01-22-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

How's it feel to be wrong twice in one thread? Wanna try for 3?

hows it feel to be so greasy? did you work at mcdonalds as a kid and always stand over the fryer or are you just greasy naturally? This is only round 3? lucky i am equipped to go the distance.

Tom_PM · 01-22-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Something is waaaaaay off with that RNG. I think that they are using the same RNG call to generate the "winning" numbers and then continuing on in to the "random" tickets. its showing 3000+ guesses for me right now and not even a single 3 number win.

Yeah I agree. My gf buys a powerball ticket a couple of times a month and quite often wins enough to buy more tickets. It's extremely rare that she doesnt match 1 number 100% of the time, and 2 or 3 numbers every other try or so.

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

hows it feel to be so greasy? did you work at mcdonalds as a kid and always stand over the fryer or are you just greasy naturally? This is only round 3? lucky i am equipped to go the distance.

Aren't you the guy who pretends he can get dime pieces? Please. Those girls won't even let you put in your "two cents".

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

hows it feel to be so greasy?.

If it wasn't funny the first two times it's not gonna be funny the 3rd.

MetaMan · 01-22-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Aren't you the guy who pretends he can get dime pieces? Please. Those girls won't even let you put in your "two cents".

your nuts dude, if you ever saw my pic and the pic of my girls you would understand. the people that have laugh at you.

i treat women with respect and i am not a creep, i know you are used to your greasy pony tail and wallet getting the fat drunk girls at the bar but i choose to carry myself with class.

AnniKN · 01-22-2009, 10:41 AM

Does the order of the numbers matter? If not, then that's giving fake estimates.

StuartD · 01-22-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN

Does the order of the numbers matter? If not, then that's giving fake estimates.

yeah, that seems to be the case... I've seen it rifle through a few numbers in the first row that were in other rows and it didn't count them. Therefore this is heavily skewed.

collegeboobies · 01-22-2009, 10:50 AM

Someone wins the lottery... you cant win if you dont play.

96ukssob · 01-22-2009, 10:53 AM

i never play with the assumption to ever win, just a chance at $100mm for $5

there are people that have to habitually play every week fearing if they don't their numbers will come out that week. pretty dumb IMO, but you have the same luck with winning 1-2-3-4-5 as you do with 5 random numbers

HorseShit · 01-22-2009, 10:55 AM

is the thread about the lotto or hair?

Libertine · 01-22-2009, 10:57 AM

#^%D&^^%(%&%*$^%&(*$*%^^%^_)(!(!)!!!!!

Figures that the only lotto I win is a fake one...

Got 6/6 in the first 15 guesses

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Someone wins the lottery... you cant win if you dont play.

You can't lose if you don't play either.

ADL Colin · 01-22-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i know you are used to your greasy pony tail and wallet getting the fat drunk girls at the bar but i choose to carry myself with class.

You have me mixed up with someone else. Not sure who

MikeB · 01-22-2009, 11:11 AM

previous poster is right, it is way skewed, it is looking for the numbers to be in a certain sequence, hence the # of mathces is much lower than it should be. Sequence matching should only apply to the bonus/powerball #, which is only a 1 to 1 match.

Bama · 01-22-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN

Does the order of the numbers matter? If not, then that's giving fake estimates.

Dang - you beat me to it. That's the first thing I noticed. For a pick 6 with a powerball, only the powerball number matters. The other 5 can come in any order. If no powerball, order isn't relevant at all.

AnniKN · 01-22-2009, 11:12 AM

Anyway, for those who want to calculate properly, the real chances to win are 1:32468436 if the order doesn't matter, and 1:23377273920 if the order matters and the maximum elligible number is 56.

I don't know mathematical terms in English, so I can't explain the following formula:

Oh, didn't know about the powerball, the estimate with powerball is a tad different in formula, real chances are: 1:194810616

woj · 01-22-2009, 12:56 PM

I've never played it, but it's a decent way to donate some $$ to a good cause, doesn't 60% of it go to support the chools, etc?

seeandsee · 01-22-2009, 01:01 PM

nice tool

notime · 01-22-2009, 01:07 PM

I know a guy from Greece that lives in Holland that actually won the lotto TWICE
with the SAME numbers EXACTLY ONE YEAR later

500K & 1M euro
(and blew it all later...)

notime · 01-22-2009, 01:13 PM

Keno is Vegas was nice, except the taxforms that took 50 mins. to fill in.
Same system as lotto (choose x from xx numbers)

Iphone pic:

CyberAgeGary · 01-22-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by notime

Keno is Vegas was nice, except the taxforms that took 50 mins. to fill in.
Same system as lotto (choose x from xx numbers)

Iphone pic:

Very nice.. What was the payout on that?

bigslim · 01-22-2009, 02:46 PM

my dad hit 5 out of 6 numbers once! but it didnt pay much because someone actually got 6 out of 6 on the same draw =/

notime · 01-22-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary

Very nice.. What was the payout on that?

I had 8 out of 10 on max. bet, on $1
if I had 10 I would have had 80K

40K on 9 out of 10
but 8 was nice too

Kiwigirl · 01-22-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

show them This

http://www.cheatlotterynow.com/

LMAO - I love how it mentions "WARNING, if you do not buy from this site, you are not getting the real cheaters tool kit!"

Intrinsic · 01-22-2009, 03:08 PM

this is obviously (as said above) broken
id love to see a fixed version of this however...

01-22-2009, 09:49 AM	#1
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01-22-2009, 09:52 AM	#3
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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	Something is waaaaaay off with that RNG. I think that they are using the same RNG call to generate the "winning" numbers and then continuing on in to the "random" tickets. its showing 3000+ guesses for me right now and not even a single 3 number win. __________________

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	You're the greaseball with the long hair and glasses if i remember correctly?

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01-22-2009, 10:50 AM	#18
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96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	i never play with the assumption to ever win, just a chance at $100mm for $5 there are people that have to habitually play every week fearing if they don't their numbers will come out that week. pretty dumb IMO, but you have the same luck with winning 1-2-3-4-5 as you do with 5 random numbers __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

01-22-2009, 10:55 AM	#20
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	is the thread about the lotto or hair?

01-22-2009, 10:57 AM	#21
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	#^%D&^^%(%&%$^%&($*%^^%^_)(!(!)!!!!! Figures that the only lotto I win is a fake one... Got 6/6 in the first 15 guesses __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

01-22-2009, 11:11 AM	#24
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	previous poster is right, it is way skewed, it is looking for the numbers to be in a certain sequence, hence the # of mathces is much lower than it should be. Sequence matching should only apply to the bonus/powerball #, which is only a 1 to 1 match.

01-22-2009, 11:12 AM	#26
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Anyway, for those who want to calculate properly, the real chances to win are 1:32468436 if the order doesn't matter, and 1:23377273920 if the order matters and the maximum elligible number is 56. I don't know mathematical terms in English, so I can't explain the following formula: Oh, didn't know about the powerball, the estimate with powerball is a tad different in formula, real chances are: 1:194810616 __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252 Last edited by AnniKN; 01-22-2009 at 11:15 AM..

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notime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cyberspace Posts: 8,021	I know a guy from Greece that lives in Holland that actually won the lotto TWICE with the SAME numbers EXACTLY ONE YEAR later 500K & 1M euro (and blew it all later...)

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notime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cyberspace Posts: 8,021	Keno is Vegas was nice, except the taxforms that took 50 mins. to fill in. Same system as lotto (choose x from xx numbers) Iphone pic:

01-22-2009, 02:46 PM	#32
bigslim Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 111	my dad hit 5 out of 6 numbers once! but it didnt pay much because someone actually got 6 out of 6 on the same draw =/

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Intrinsic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,589	this is obviously (as said above) broken id love to see a fixed version of this however...