I met this guy last night..... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

JD · 01-22-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Not very dirty but these are from my first shoot with the president of earth 7 years ago.

holy fuck... i just came FIFTY times :D

dav3 · 01-22-2009, 03:48 PM

nice pics

Khulan · 01-22-2009, 03:51 PM

STDs... How nasty!

F-U-Jimmy · 01-22-2009, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

nice pics

Thank you

xNetworx · 01-22-2009, 03:55 PM

As I was reading I was assuming you were going to blow him at the end... but nothing like that... in fact, that story made my dick go limp. 10 yard penalty, 4th down.

Redmanthatcould · 01-22-2009, 03:58 PM

My only let-down was that you didn't refer to Gonorrhea as "The Clap", but other than that it was a sexy story of love and despair.

And I think it's pretty rude to interrupt people while they are eating, so that alone warranted the check to the floor.

F-U-Jimmy · 01-22-2009, 04:00 PM

Here are a few more early shots.

Basic_man · 01-22-2009, 04:12 PM

lol, funny story!

babebuns · 01-22-2009, 04:45 PM

Fantastic. I mean what.

Penny Flame · 01-22-2009, 05:29 PM

great pics phil!!!! man!!!! those were the days. Fuckin freckle face right?

and I don't care what kind of free he meant. All I heard was free. Pussy ain't free.

Even the people who give it away for free pay for it. don't mattah to meh

and I have no clue where Jens is! Little hubby hubby with his tubby tube. bad jens.

its okay, we break up and make up all the time.

Penny Flame · 01-22-2009, 05:30 PM

and I wish I still had that bracelet. Damn lost articles of my life. Always losing things. First the mind, then the clothes then the jewelry. Fucking lost and found.

TeenCat · 01-22-2009, 05:37 PM

so you acted like a pornstar?

gimo33 · 01-22-2009, 06:26 PM

Damn! Very hot pics in this thread.

Oh, and nice story too.

boudoir · 01-22-2009, 06:27 PM

Wow, great story, awesome pics. Penny, let me know if you ever visit Nashville.

Penny Flame · 01-22-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

so you acted like a pornstar?

I don't just act like one hombre, I AM one.

a big phat presidential one.

Fletch XXX · 01-22-2009, 06:30 PM

violence always solves problematic drunk behavior

slavdogg · 01-22-2009, 06:36 PM

last night i saw a film
as i recall it was a Penny film
i grabbed by phone to read her text ... about bitches
and.. and... and.. i jizzed in my pants

Penny Flame · 01-22-2009, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg

last night i saw a film
as i recall it was a Penny film
i grabbed by phone to read her text ... about bitches
and.. and... and.. i jizzed in my pants

I want to make a million tiny slavbabies with you and sell them to people on GFY who are hurting during this "down" time.

Slavbabies could fix everything. Next time, send me your jizz instead of a text. so selfish slavdawg

ExLust · 01-22-2009, 11:28 PM

Great job Penny. Go girl!

LiveDose · 01-22-2009, 11:35 PM

Sexy ass bitch you are Penny...

mizmiz · 01-22-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I was out drinking with my homeboy TJ and this random drunk dude comes over to comment on the fact that TJ is eating clams and I'm eating a steak. He says its all backwards blah blah blah.

Then he starts screaming steelers and we scream fuck the steelers and he says don't fuck them they have chlamydia and everyone in the bar starts screaming chlamydia, so TJ starts screaming Hep C, and I'm yelling Ghon, and drunky mcdrunkerson wanders back to talk STDs with us, at which point TJ confesses our occupation.

Now Drunky McDrunkerson has decided to take a seat and pick our brains. He wants to know all about porn. says he loves the shit. He writes my name in his blackberry so he can remember it. Not like tomorrow, but now. Every time he talks to me, he checks his bb so he can call me Penny. Finally I ask

"So who is your favorite pornstar?"

he says "I don't know, I'd probably have to say......all the free stuff. That's what I watch."

I scream "You're CUT OFF THIEFY MCSTEALERSON!!!" and push him really hard from the booth.

Instead of standing up like a normal person would, he goes careening onto the floor of the bar, where he sits for a full five minutes trying to collect his thoughts. While he's down there I'm yelling

"Do I insurance fraud your ass? NO! Do I come to your house and take your shit? NO! If you made music would I get on the internet and download it for free? NO!"

TJ is laughing his ass off the whole time because I literally threw the guy out of the booth. The hot lesbians we had been hitting on are laughing too because they work with the guy. Actually everyone in the bar works with the guy (except me and TJ), at some insurance company, and now everyone knows he steals porn from hard working freckled whores like me.

When pornstars attack.

just wanted to share

Maybe hes just watching tgps for free...I think you pushed him for nothing...Id push you back bitch! Even though your a girl...Doesnt mean you can push somebody...

doridori · 01-22-2009, 11:51 PM

should've said "all the free stuff on rapidshare and pornbb"

slavdogg · 01-23-2009, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I want to make a million tiny slavbabies with you and sell them to people on GFY who are hurting during this "down" time.

Slavbabies could fix everything. Next time, send me your jizz instead of a text. so selfish slavdawg

SlavJizz is in high demand up north in some parts on Canada.
It keeps women warm and sleepless at night

bbm · 01-23-2009, 03:36 AM

hot babe

raven1083 · 01-23-2009, 03:48 AM

you really have a great night, don't you?

dynastoned · 01-23-2009, 03:55 AM

im pretty sure you hit the wrong dude. next time you're at a show hit one of the tube owners like that instead of posing for pictures with them.

The Duck · 01-23-2009, 05:09 AM

Funny story

Ethersync · 01-23-2009, 06:09 AM

good times

Sharky · 01-23-2009, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg

SlavJizz is in high demand up north in some parts on Canada.
It keeps women warm and sleepless at night

I've heard these stories as well! Slav is in High Demand.

Achmed's Wife Halimah · 01-23-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I want to make a million tiny slavbabies with you and sell them to people on GFY who are hurting during this "down" time.

Slavbabies could fix everything. Next time, send me your jizz instead of a text. so selfish slavdawg

PennyLame
you cannot have this, you cannot have this

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