I met this guy last night..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Penny Flame · 01-22-2009, 10:54 AM

I was out drinking with my homeboy TJ and this random drunk dude comes over to comment on the fact that TJ is eating clams and I'm eating a steak. He says its all backwards blah blah blah.

Then he starts screaming steelers and we scream fuck the steelers and he says don't fuck them they have chlamydia and everyone in the bar starts screaming chlamydia, so TJ starts screaming Hep C, and I'm yelling Ghon, and drunky mcdrunkerson wanders back to talk STDs with us, at which point TJ confesses our occupation.

Now Drunky McDrunkerson has decided to take a seat and pick our brains. He wants to know all about porn. says he loves the shit. He writes my name in his blackberry so he can remember it. Not like tomorrow, but now. Every time he talks to me, he checks his bb so he can call me Penny. Finally I ask

"So who is your favorite pornstar?"

he says "I don't know, I'd probably have to say......all the free stuff. That's what I watch."

I scream "You're CUT OFF THIEFY MCSTEALERSON!!!" and push him really hard from the booth.

Instead of standing up like a normal person would, he goes careening onto the floor of the bar, where he sits for a full five minutes trying to collect his thoughts. While he's down there I'm yelling

"Do I insurance fraud your ass? NO! Do I come to your house and take your shit? NO! If you made music would I get on the internet and download it for free? NO!"

TJ is laughing his ass off the whole time because I literally threw the guy out of the booth. The hot lesbians we had been hitting on are laughing too because they work with the guy. Actually everyone in the bar works with the guy (except me and TJ), at some insurance company, and now everyone knows he steals porn from hard working freckled whores like me.

When pornstars attack.

just wanted to share

Roald · 01-22-2009, 10:59 AM

crazy I tell ya!

Machete_ · 01-22-2009, 11:00 AM

.. sounds like a bunch of morons, all of you

HorseShit · 01-22-2009, 11:00 AM

I'm sorry, it wont happen again babe

Phoenix · 01-22-2009, 11:02 AM

sounds like a good night

Martin · 01-22-2009, 11:02 AM

You're nutty.

alexchechs · 01-22-2009, 11:02 AM

Great story, wish I was there to see it as well...

collegeboobies · 01-22-2009, 11:03 AM

damn i woulda had you locked up. no online porn is worth paying for.

Rangermoore · 01-22-2009, 11:04 AM

Sounds fun

rokstarz · 01-22-2009, 11:05 AM

he wont soon forget you.

Paper_Amar · 01-22-2009, 11:07 AM

ah, so you are (looking down at his bb) Penny, yeah, penny, thats the ticket

BradM · 01-22-2009, 11:07 AM

I'd do you even if you had every STD (minus AIDS). I'd just tripple bag it.

rayadp05 · 01-22-2009, 11:10 AM

....way to go Penny!

AaronM · 01-22-2009, 11:13 AM

So you didn't call the FBI to come pick his ass up?

WTF?

Tom_PM · 01-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Hard working freckled whores are cool in my book.

seeric · 01-22-2009, 11:15 AM

yo meow

i got your message the other day. come by the crib tomorrow or even this weekend and i'll help you.

arf

Pornopat · 01-22-2009, 11:19 AM

I was wondering why I had your name in my blackberry....

salesqueenxxx · 01-22-2009, 12:02 PM

Nice Story!

WarChild · 01-22-2009, 12:08 PM

Not all free porn is stolen porn. I give away Penny Flame content for free and it's perfectly legal.

CaptainHowdy · 01-22-2009, 12:16 PM

I won't read all that... post more naked polaroids, thanks in advance.

punker barbie · 01-22-2009, 12:16 PM

poor guy. awesome read.

_Danielle_ · 01-22-2009, 12:17 PM

I love you!

NaughtyRob · 01-22-2009, 12:19 PM

Steeeeeellllerrs! You rock Penny.

munki · 01-22-2009, 12:20 PM

Penny fighting piracy, and in a bath... I'm more than just a lil hot and bothered now.

Good show queen of teh universals...

buzzy · 01-22-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

.. sounds like a bunch of morons, all of you

yeah...freaks

:

JesseD · 01-22-2009, 12:24 PM

A little Gonzo!

Miss Munki · 01-22-2009, 12:49 PM

THIEFY MCSTEALERSON

, you're so adorable

amacontent · 01-22-2009, 12:52 PM

I pray for the day when i can look down at you looking up at me !!!!!!

seeandsee · 01-22-2009, 12:57 PM

lulzzzzzzzzz

RyuLion · 01-22-2009, 12:58 PM

OMG! I so love you!

and I say that because you are the only working girl in this industry that would:
be a sport and let a drunk guy sit next to you.
listen at a drunk guy
hold your own with a drunk guy
then OWN a drunk guy and still be standing.

When a girl is this aggressive with a drunk guy he'll discover his place is OWNAGE!

xoxxo

Big Red Machine · 01-22-2009, 01:06 PM

Kick his Ass SeaBass....err I mean Penny

andy83 · 01-22-2009, 01:28 PM

lol poor guy, but yeah not all free porn are stolen :P he probably jerks off to TGPs with Sponser hosted galleries lol

(and got his ass kicked for that)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-22-2009, 01:35 PM

i'd fully willingly accept your gonnorhea babe...

John-ACWM · 01-22-2009, 01:44 PM

I don't care about your cool thread, you're simply awesome!

Deej · 01-22-2009, 01:47 PM

Good work Penny!!!

Job well done!

hjnet · 01-22-2009, 01:50 PM

I can't help it, but I somehow hate talking to drunken clowns, most of the time I don't say more than "fuck off" when they start burping at me....

Joe BrainCash · 01-22-2009, 01:50 PM

That guy stole from the President of the Earth? Send the fucker to guantanamo ( before its closed for good).

You need presidential security Penny.

RayBonga · 01-22-2009, 01:54 PM

mgp/tgp/legal tubes/hosted content/you name it = free stuff

nice story anyway ;)

F-U-Jimmy · 01-22-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

OMG! I so love you!

and I say that because you are the only working girl in this industry that would:
be a sport and let a drunk guy sit next to you.
listen at a drunk guy
hold your own with a drunk guy
then OWN a drunk guy and still be standing.

When a girl is this aggressive with a drunk guy he'll discover his place is OWNAGE!

xoxxo

WTF ?

Hey Alex i still have a gallon or Patrón, at the restaurant waiting for you since Christmas. Shall i drink it ?

RyuLion · 01-22-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

WTF ?

Hey Alex i still have a gallon or Patrón, at the restaurant waiting for you since Christmas. Shall i drink it ?

Nooooooo!

you better not!
will call you tomorrow..

lazycash · 01-22-2009, 02:12 PM

So if you feel that strongly about illegal tubes, why were you so buddy buddy with Jens?

F-U-Jimmy · 01-22-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Nooooooo!

you better not!
will call you tomorrow..

Dont threaten me

Farang · 01-22-2009, 02:20 PM

Where's your husband Jens?

Kard63 · 01-22-2009, 02:26 PM

Penny tells awesome stories. Most of the time I think people make cool shit up but I believe everything she types.

JD · 01-22-2009, 02:32 PM

this thread needs more dirty pics

F-U-Jimmy · 01-22-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

this thread needs more dirty pics

Not very dirty but these are from my first shoot with the president of earth 7 years ago.

JustDaveXxx · 01-22-2009, 03:36 PM

I love our principled Penny. The mayer of pornville.lol

Smiley · 01-22-2009, 03:39 PM

smiley still luvs ya hun.....you rule!!

still need to relive some Amsterdam & Germany fun....

btw...hit me up....still want to talk to you about YOU...Prez of the Universe!!!

WiredGuy · 01-22-2009, 03:43 PM

See what happens when you use a tube site, Penny will come over and kick your ass.
WG

qxm · 01-22-2009, 03:45 PM

rrRRRRRRrrr u aggressive Kitteh .....

01-22-2009, 10:54 AM	#1
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