To #44 From #43, Bush's letter to Obama - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 01-21-2009, 01:33 PM

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Obama and his wife arrived at the White House around 1 a.m. after attending 10 official inaugural balls.
Several hours later he walked into the most famous office in America for the first time as president.
Press secretary Gibbs said in a statement that Obama spent 10 minutes alone and read a note left for him by former President George W. Bush that was in an envelope marked ?To: .44, From: .43.?

What do you think was in the note?

uno · 01-21-2009, 01:35 PM

"Presidentin is hard. If you need to know what to do, ask your boss, Joe Biden."

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 01:36 PM

whatever it was, wasnt written by GWB and he prolly dont even know.

maybe it was the Ronald Reagan speech writer guy who wrote the "tear down this wall" speech, ol Ron never wrote shit...

LOL

JD · 01-21-2009, 01:37 PM

"cocaine's a hellava drug"

papill0n · 01-21-2009, 01:37 PM

Dear George, thanks for fucking everything up now bugger off and leave it with me.

Snake Doctor · 01-21-2009, 01:38 PM

"You gotta jiggle the handle on that toilet over there, but it's better than the one in the residence that overflows all the time"

DK · 01-21-2009, 01:39 PM

You better believe it's a welcome letter to the Free Masons

JFK · 01-21-2009, 01:41 PM

tag, you're it

MaDalton · 01-21-2009, 01:41 PM

"whatever the problem is: don't call me"

SykkBoy · 01-21-2009, 01:42 PM

"I just farted in this envelope...hahahaha"

Snake Doctor · 01-21-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

"I just farted in this envelope...hahahaha"

That's pretty good.

"I licked all the cookies on that platter over there"

the Shemp · 01-21-2009, 01:52 PM

1. blame your predicessor
2. blame your staff
3. prepare a note like this one..

DaddyHalbucks · 01-21-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

"You gotta jiggle the handle on that toilet over there, but it's better than the one in the residence that overflows all the time"

PurrrsianPussyKat · 01-21-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

1. blame your predicessor
2. blame your staff
3. prepare a note like this one..

LOL That reminded me of this joke!

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."

Libertine · 01-21-2009, 02:15 PM

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1. The UFO business? It's true. Don't tell the world, or the Xotons will kill us all.
2. Sorry about 9/11. The Xotons made us do it.
3. Osama is a computer animation. Call George Lucas if you need more tapes.
4. There's 5 lbs of gold left in Fort Knox. Spend it wisely.
5. The cloning process hurts like hell, but it only takes a few minutes. Destroy the clone after your presidency.

Alright, that's probably not what it looks like. A man can fantasize, though

Tom_PM · 01-21-2009, 02:17 PM

"watcsh out 4 teh pretzless! There tryiying to keel me"

pornguy · 01-21-2009, 02:25 PM

" If you dont pardon me, I will tell the world you are black ! "

tony286 · 01-21-2009, 02:28 PM

It said glad this is now your problem not mine. Im going back to drinkin. lol

the Shemp · 01-21-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

LOL That reminded me of this joke!

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."

damn, they are stealing my material ...

_Richard_ · 01-21-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Alright, that's probably not what it looks like. A man can fantasize, though

hahahahaha

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