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1. The UFO business? It's true. Don't tell the world, or the Xotons will kill us all.
2. Sorry about 9/11. The Xotons made us do it.
3. Osama is a computer animation. Call George Lucas if you need more tapes.
4. There's 5 lbs of gold left in Fort Knox. Spend it wisely.
5. The cloning process hurts like hell, but it only takes a few minutes. Destroy the clone after your presidency.
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Alright, that's probably not what it looks like. A man can fantasize, though
