My most..bizarre..uhh.. phonecall lately. - GoFuckYourself.com

Jakke PNG · 11-14-2002, 10:57 AM

I really don't know why I'm telling you this.. but I feel odd.

Well..
My mom just called, we don't talk much usually. She lives a hundred miles away or so, so I rarely visit her or so.
Well, anyways, she asked what I've been up to and so forth. I said I have some pornsites, quite casually.. I forgot I haven't told her yet.. hehe. whoops.

Anyways, she started laughing, and said :
"Good for you"

I was shocked, and I don't remember much of the call, but it lasted for an hour, I said maybe "Umm yeah", "right" and "okay".. and here's few of the phrases I remember.

Mom:

"You should make money off those idiots."

"Why in the world would people pay to see porn"

"Those middle aged christians who preach against porn must be your biggest clients. After they preach at work on how they despise porn, they go home to masturbate while wearing their wife's underwear"

"I cannot understand why anyone wants to see a woman spread her C*unt or a man ramming his cock into her"

..and a LOT more, naturally you don't know my mom.. but she got really out of character!

Im really not used to talk to my mom about cocks, pussies and ramming hard cocks into orifices..
I'm really spooked, she rarely even curses.. and now I have seen a totally new side of her. I thought she wouldn't like me doing this, as when I got internet some 6 years ago she had red something about porn in some newspapers and said "I hope you don't visit those sites". She would have a problem with me if I was surfing for porn, but not if I make it.. Funny.

I'm trembling.
Well..atleast she knows what I do.

dirtyone · 11-14-2002, 11:27 AM

Makes you wonder dosen't it.

JamesK · 11-14-2002, 11:34 AM

lol thats funny

Slick · 11-14-2002, 11:34 AM

I wonder if she has her own websites, that's why she doesn't mind, he he he.

Spoonie Luv · 11-14-2002, 11:35 AM

I'm not even gonna rip on you about having a discuss with your mom about porn.

You should be happy she's cool with it.

mrthumbs · 11-14-2002, 11:38 AM

maybe she isnt a virgin anymore as well?!

Jakke PNG · 11-14-2002, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
I wonder if she has her own websites, that's why she doesn't mind, he he he.

No, she can't even operate a tv remote, yet alone computer.
She might be running a brothel though.

RATBOY · 11-14-2002, 11:39 AM

Jeez, no way in hell I am telling my mother about the second income. When I told her about the tatoo I got (four years later) she didn't speak to me for two months. I envy you bro.

Jakke PNG · 11-14-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
maybe she isnt a virgin anymore as well?!

No!!!!
She is.
I'm like jesus, I was born from a virgin.

Babaganoosh · 11-14-2002, 11:57 AM

I told my parents a couple of years ago but just within the last few months, my Dad has shown a little interest in what I do. He was over at my house watching TV one afternoon and I offered him a beer. He told me "No thanks, that's your beer". What the hell is that supposed to mean? We both drink Bud Light. Is my Bud Light not good enough? He told me...and I quote "No, I mean since you don't have a job, I don't want to drink your beer. I know it's hard for you to afford to keep beer in the fridge".

The shit hit the fan. Just because my morning commute is about 10 feet, that DOESN'T mean that I don't have a job. So I don't have to report to some asshole boss every morning, it's still a job. He was completely belittling me for about 10 minutes about how I need to "put my education to work" and "grow up". In the heat of the argument there is a knock on the door. Guess who? It was UPS with my brand new camcorder that I got with my ARS rewards points.

Dad couldn't comprehend that I got that just for selling memberships to a site AND got paid for each signup I generated. All of a sudden he was in awe of my job. He asked if it is so easy, why aren't there more people doing it. Jesus Christ, Dad...how long has it been since you have surfed the 'net? There are thousands of people doing this. I showed him my sites, software, how I generate sales, even showed him GFY (where all our bidness gets done).

The last thing he said was "So if your Mom and I wanted to start a site like these..."

Whoa...Dad...shhh...not helping with that one.

RedShoe · 11-14-2002, 12:16 PM

TGF, you do realize that your dad fucked your mom at least once, right?

Your mom, as well as all our moms, have sucked cock, some even do anal. I know it's hard to imagine. And now most of you have a visual in your heads, that is making you sick, but it's the truth. EWWWW GROSS, I just had another visual. Imagine your mom doing an A-T-M!!! GROSSSS!!!!!!

But either way, I applaud you. My parents think I collect cans for a living. I just don't have it in me to tell them that I film college kids fucking.

SleazyDream · 11-14-2002, 12:19 PM

my mom works for me. she'll be comming to vegas in Jan as well.

I believe AL4A's mom works for him as well.

eru · 11-14-2002, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I really don't know why I'm telling you this.. but I feel odd.

Well..
My mom just called, we don't talk much usually. She lives a hundred miles away or so, so I rarely visit her or so.
Well, anyways, she asked what I've been up to and so forth. I said I have some pornsites, quite casually.. I forgot I haven't told her yet.. hehe. whoops.

Anyways, she started laughing, and said :
"Good for you"

I was shocked, and I don't remember much of the call, but it lasted for an hour, I said maybe "Umm yeah", "right" and "okay".. and here's few of the phrases I remember.

Mom:

"You should make money off those idiots."

"Why in the world would people pay to see porn"

"Those middle aged christians who preach against porn must be your biggest clients. After they preach at work on how they despise porn, they go home to masturbate while wearing their wife's underwear"

"I cannot understand why anyone wants to see a woman spread her C*unt or a man ramming his cock into her"

..and a LOT more, naturally you don't know my mom.. but she got really out of character!

Im really not used to talk to my mom about cocks, pussies and ramming hard cocks into orifices..
I'm really spooked, she rarely even curses.. and now I have seen a totally new side of her. I thought she wouldn't like me doing this, as when I got internet some 6 years ago she had red something about porn in some newspapers and said "I hope you don't visit those sites". She would have a problem with me if I was surfing for porn, but not if I make it.. Funny.

I'm trembling.
Well..atleast she knows what I do.

Dude, that's how mom-son incest stories start.

RedShoe · 11-14-2002, 12:22 PM

stories, drawn from truth perhaps?

Jakke PNG · 11-14-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
TGF, you do realize that your dad fucked your mom at least once, right?

I live in denial. I have never actually seen my dad.
I don't even know who he is, therefor my mom's a virgin.
Don't try to lie to me!

Jer · 11-14-2002, 12:25 PM

macroguru · 11-14-2002, 12:33 PM

All of my parents know.

They have been divorced, so I have the steps as well.

My mom, while I was starting out, and still working for MM and Corel, traveling all over, she came over and helped my wife and I with the kids and the house work.

Well, I would be in my office with the door closed working she would walk in, while i am building a site or something, and start talking with me. Meanwhile, I have some image of a chick spread wide on the monitor. Tripped me out.

The thing that floored me is, my dad, asked me if he could invest in my business. I sat down and discussed with him the ROI he would get in an investment, and where his money would go and so forth. I told him, my lawyer would draw up the investment contract and everything and have him sign it and so forth.

Pretty freaky, when you think about it.

Macro

.:Frog:. · 11-14-2002, 12:33 PM

Build 1 non-adult site.
You can take it serious and try to make money with it, or build it simply for show.

I did that last week and its great. If I don't want to tell someone about my adult sites I can talk about my non-adult site. They can question all they want.

look at this fucking simple site:
http://www.frogfind.com
took all of 15 minutes to create, and $8 for the domain.

BTW: my parents know.
Its my grandparents and mainly my girlfriends family that don't know.

Ludvig · 11-14-2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:Frog:.
Build 1 non-adult site.
You can take it serious and try to make money with it, or build it simply for show.

I did that last week and its great. If I don't want to tell someone about my adult sites I can talk about my non-adult site. They can question all they want.

look at this fucking simple site:
http://www.frogfind.com
took all of 15 minutes to create, and $8 for the domain.

BTW: my parents know.
Its my grandparents and mainly my girlfriends family that don't know.

But your page is hosted on a adulthost =D

.:Frog:. · 11-14-2002, 01:03 PM

Yeah I know - http://hosting.likewhoa.com/

DR_PHIL · 11-14-2002, 01:05 PM

moms are getting cooler nowdays..i guess the 60s and 70s softened them up

Kris · 11-14-2002, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
"Those middle aged christians who preach against porn must be your biggest clients. After they preach at work on how they despise porn, they go home to masturbate while wearing their wife's underwear"

so true

Manny The Freak · 11-14-2002, 01:13 PM

Three years ago I shot fo a Montreal Company. Everything was going very well until mother saw the freakin movie as she was switching chanels. All shit hit the fan and things have never been the same since.

BR Guy · 11-14-2002, 01:17 PM

I never told to anyone just to tell about my second income but if someone ask me I try to explain it.
one month back I had a strange conversation with my mom. I could swear that she and dad know about what I do in the basement. I was talking to my sister and to my mom and my sis said something my 'other job' and my mom asked me "WHAT?!"
lol
that was a quite fun. after the explanation my mom said that she liked it and I have another income.
my parents know (I believe at least...), my brothers, my sister, the ppl of my office... no big deal at all.

Jon · 11-14-2002, 01:20 PM

first time my mom found out about what i did she was convinced i was really a big time cocain dealer. "who keeps that much money in his room?!" i was also underage at the time..

i guess its a bragging thing for the 'rents.

tree · 11-14-2002, 01:27 PM

my dad didnt' even ask...but one weekend he had to send some wires for me while I was away. I think he figured me out

Wenchy · 11-14-2002, 01:49 PM

Both of my parents know what I do... mom is "cool" about it, meaning she knows better than to try and talk me out of it but she'd be happier if I were an engineer, and dad thinks it's pretty cool that his daughter slings porn for a living. Hell, when my brothers stop by, I run site layouts and text links by them for feedback. My sister doesn't know, but then my sister doesn't know anything about my life and doesn't really need to.

There would be hell to pay if anyone outside of my immediate family knew, so we keep a lid on it. Mom's southern, "bible belt" family just wouldn't get it, and my grandparents would have a shit fit... as far as they know, I'm a subcontractor who handles "marketing and promotions for a handful of web companies", and that keeps everbody happy

Undutchable · 11-14-2002, 02:00 PM

I'm still laughing about frogfind.com, I have GOT to get me one of those!!

U think swinesearch.com is still available?

salsbury · 11-14-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Im really not used to talk to my mom about cocks, pussies and ramming hard cocks into orifices..

well, i'm used to it. she's dirty.

c'mon, somebody had to say it ;)

11-14-2002, 10:57 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My most..bizarre..uhh.. phonecall lately. I really don't know why I'm telling you this.. but I feel odd. Well.. My mom just called, we don't talk much usually. She lives a hundred miles away or so, so I rarely visit her or so. Well, anyways, she asked what I've been up to and so forth. I said I have some pornsites, quite casually.. I forgot I haven't told her yet.. hehe. whoops. Anyways, she started laughing, and said : "Good for you" I was shocked, and I don't remember much of the call, but it lasted for an hour, I said maybe "Umm yeah", "right" and "okay".. and here's few of the phrases I remember. Mom: "You should make money off those idiots." "Why in the world would people pay to see porn" "Those middle aged christians who preach against porn must be your biggest clients. After they preach at work on how they despise porn, they go home to masturbate while wearing their wife's underwear" "I cannot understand why anyone wants to see a woman spread her C*unt or a man ramming his cock into her" ..and a LOT more, naturally you don't know my mom.. but she got really out of character! Im really not used to talk to my mom about cocks, pussies and ramming hard cocks into orifices.. I'm really spooked, she rarely even curses.. and now I have seen a totally new side of her. I thought she wouldn't like me doing this, as when I got internet some 6 years ago she had red something about porn in some newspapers and said "I hope you don't visit those sites". She would have a problem with me if I was surfing for porn, but not if I make it.. Funny. I'm trembling. Well..atleast she knows what I do. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I told my parents a couple of years ago but just within the last few months, my Dad has shown a little interest in what I do. He was over at my house watching TV one afternoon and I offered him a beer. He told me "No thanks, that's your beer". What the hell is that supposed to mean? We both drink Bud Light. Is my Bud Light not good enough? He told me...and I quote "No, I mean since you don't have a job, I don't want to drink your beer. I know it's hard for you to afford to keep beer in the fridge". The shit hit the fan. Just because my morning commute is about 10 feet, that DOESN'T mean that I don't have a job. So I don't have to report to some asshole boss every morning, it's still a job. He was completely belittling me for about 10 minutes about how I need to "put my education to work" and "grow up". In the heat of the argument there is a knock on the door. Guess who? It was UPS with my brand new camcorder that I got with my ARS rewards points. Dad couldn't comprehend that I got that just for selling memberships to a site AND got paid for each signup I generated. All of a sudden he was in awe of my job. He asked if it is so easy, why aren't there more people doing it. Jesus Christ, Dad...how long has it been since you have surfed the 'net? There are thousands of people doing this. I showed him my sites, software, how I generate sales, even showed him GFY (where all our bidness gets done). The last thing he said was "So if your Mom and I wanted to start a site like these..." Whoa...Dad...shhh...not helping with that one. __________________ I like pie.

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	TGF, you do realize that your dad fucked your mom at least once, right? Your mom, as well as all our moms, have sucked cock, some even do anal. I know it's hard to imagine. And now most of you have a visual in your heads, that is making you sick, but it's the truth. EWWWW GROSS, I just had another visual. Imagine your mom doing an A-T-M!!! GROSSSS!!!!!! But either way, I applaud you. My parents think I collect cans for a living. I just don't have it in me to tell them that I film college kids fucking. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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11-14-2002, 11:39 AM	#8
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11-14-2002, 12:33 PM	#17
macroguru Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out west Posts: 260	All of my parents know. They have been divorced, so I have the steps as well. My mom, while I was starting out, and still working for MM and Corel, traveling all over, she came over and helped my wife and I with the kids and the house work. Well, I would be in my office with the door closed working she would walk in, while i am building a site or something, and start talking with me. Meanwhile, I have some image of a chick spread wide on the monitor. Tripped me out. The thing that floored me is, my dad, asked me if he could invest in my business. I sat down and discussed with him the ROI he would get in an investment, and where his money would go and so forth. I told him, my lawyer would draw up the investment contract and everything and have him sign it and so forth. Pretty freaky, when you think about it. Macro __________________ MacroGuru Give Your Surfers Some Portable Strippers - Pocket Strippers

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Manny The Freak Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 1,506	Three years ago I shot fo a Montreal Company. Everything was going very well until mother saw the freakin movie as she was switching chanels. All shit hit the fan and things have never been the same since. __________________

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BR Guy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Novo Hamburgo, RS, Brasil Posts: 129	I never told to anyone just to tell about my second income but if someone ask me I try to explain it. one month back I had a strange conversation with my mom. I could swear that she and dad know about what I do in the basement. I was talking to my sister and to my mom and my sis said something my 'other job' and my mom asked me "WHAT?!" lol that was a quite fun. after the explanation my mom said that she liked it and I have another income. my parents know (I believe at least...), my brothers, my sister, the ppl of my office... no big deal at all. __________________ Do I need to fill this?

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	first time my mom found out about what i did she was convinced i was really a big time cocain dealer. "who keeps that much money in his room?!" i was also underage at the time.. i guess its a bragging thing for the 'rents. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	my dad didnt' even ask...but one weekend he had to send some wires for me while I was away. I think he figured me out

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Wenchy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mile High City Posts: 231	Both of my parents know what I do... mom is "cool" about it, meaning she knows better than to try and talk me out of it but she'd be happier if I were an engineer, and dad thinks it's pretty cool that his daughter slings porn for a living. Hell, when my brothers stop by, I run site layouts and text links by them for feedback. My sister doesn't know, but then my sister doesn't know anything about my life and doesn't really need to. There would be hell to pay if anyone outside of my immediate family knew, so we keep a lid on it. Mom's southern, "bible belt" family just wouldn't get it, and my grandparents would have a shit fit... as far as they know, I'm a subcontractor who handles "marketing and promotions for a handful of web companies", and that keeps everbody happy __________________ <br><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=920346-0000&PA=581865&HTML=http://www.1000facials.com/webmasters/" target="_blank"><b>Looking for Amateur Reality Sites?<br><img src="http://banner.1000facials.com/1000facials_120x60_01.gif"><br>One Man... One Camera... One Mission<br></b></a>

11-14-2002, 02:00 PM	#28
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I'm still laughing about frogfind.com, I have GOT to get me one of those!! U think swinesearch.com is still available?