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EthnicLover · 01-13-2009, 08:50 PM

Dismissed from jury duty after only being there for one hour this morning. Just luck or something more?

Considering I've never even made it to the court room for the questions.

Has anyone sat on a jury?
Did you enjoy it or did it suck?

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2009, 08:54 PM

i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

collegeboobies · 01-13-2009, 09:00 PM

haha jury duty sounds shityt

EthnicLover · 01-13-2009, 09:03 PM

Yeah, they're really serious about jury duty. Fines and/or jail time may apply if you don't show up.

Dagwolf · 01-13-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

After Shock Media · 01-13-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

Not all states have jury trials on traffic offenses.

Not saying I agree with what the poster said though.

tony286 · 01-13-2009, 09:39 PM

bring a book and go its your duty as a citizen

MetaMan · 01-13-2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

I LOVE IT!

cess · 01-13-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

Just send them that damn shoe pecker pic you keep posting. That will probably be the last you hear from them.

F-U-Jimmy · 01-13-2009, 11:55 PM

In 13 years i've had 14 request to do jury service. I keep telling them im a UK citizen but the thick fucks don't seem to want to listen

John-ACWM · 01-14-2009, 01:14 AM

Yeah,they can go ahead and blow you

Never been in a jury before.They can blow me

davecummings · 01-14-2009, 01:14 AM

Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

Firehorse · 01-14-2009, 01:17 AM

Never done jury duty and touch wood never will

EthnicLover · 01-14-2009, 10:37 AM

Can you believe that being a full-time student is not an excuse for missing jury duty?

As if having four classes wasn't stressful enough, now you have to decide someone's fate.

Honez · 01-14-2009, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings

Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

Ahaha! Perfect

tranza · 01-14-2009, 12:34 PM

I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

tehrugs · 01-14-2009, 12:39 PM

A friend of mine told me he once only answered the questions he was asked during jury selection with another question...going to have to try that if I ever get picked up.

Vendzilla · 01-14-2009, 12:44 PM

I got out of a murder trial by knowing the cop who investagated the case. I got out of another by wearing a NRA t-shirt. I've been up for it probably 10 times, never served!

munki · 01-14-2009, 12:46 PM

I was seated on a jury once, but the case was thrown out the following day... all things considered, jury duty has never really been that big of a hindrance to me, a little annoying, but ultimately not that bad.

Vicious_B · 01-14-2009, 12:49 PM

I have only been called twice and both time I happened to be pregnant. Both of my pregnancies were high risk and I when I called in they excused me. I didnt even have to get a doctors note or anything which I thought was unusual.

EthnicLover · 01-14-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

Is it mandatory that all Brazilian citizens have to got to jury duty?

01-13-2009, 08:50 PM	#1
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F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	In 13 years i've had 14 request to do jury service. I keep telling them im a UK citizen but the thick fucks don't seem to want to listen __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

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davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!! __________________ Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com www.davecummings.tv San Diego Email--- [email protected]

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

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collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	haha jury duty sounds shityt

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EthnicLover Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: S. California Posts: 1,584	Can you believe that being a full-time student is not an excuse for missing jury duty? As if having four classes wasn't stressful enough, now you have to decide someone's fate. __________________ Honest adult reviews? - Adult Reviews Ethnic paysite owners? - Get reviewed Follow me? - Twitter Porn

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tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	I got out of a murder trial by knowing the cop who investagated the case. I got out of another by wearing a NRA t-shirt. I've been up for it probably 10 times, never served! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	I was seated on a jury once, but the case was thrown out the following day... all things considered, jury duty has never really been that big of a hindrance to me, a little annoying, but ultimately not that bad. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

01-14-2009, 12:49 PM	#20
Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	I have only been called twice and both time I happened to be pregnant. Both of my pregnancies were high risk and I when I called in they excused me. I didnt even have to get a doctors note or anything which I thought was unusual. __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271