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EthnicLover 01-13-2009 08:50 PM

Jury Duty can blow me.
 
Dismissed from jury duty after only being there for one hour this morning. Just luck or something more?

Considering I've never even made it to the court room for the questions.

Has anyone sat on a jury?
Did you enjoy it or did it suck?

Juicy D. Links 01-13-2009 08:54 PM

i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

collegeboobies 01-13-2009 09:00 PM

haha jury duty sounds shityt

EthnicLover 01-13-2009 09:03 PM

Yeah, they're really serious about jury duty. Fines and/or jail time may apply if you don't show up.

Dagwolf 01-13-2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 15324105)
They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

After Shock Media 01-13-2009 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 15324121)
jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

Not all states have jury trials on traffic offenses.

Not saying I agree with what the poster said though.

tony286 01-13-2009 09:39 PM

bring a book and go its your duty as a citizen

MetaMan 01-13-2009 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 15324105)
They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

:1orglaugh

I LOVE IT!

cess 01-13-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15324055)
i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

Just send them that damn shoe pecker pic you keep posting. That will probably be the last you hear from them. :thumbsup

F-U-Jimmy 01-13-2009 11:55 PM

In 13 years i've had 14 request to do jury service. I keep telling them im a UK citizen but the thick fucks don't seem to want to listen :321GFY

John-ACWM 01-14-2009 01:14 AM

Yeah,they can go ahead and blow you :1orglaugh Never been in a jury before.They can blow me

davecummings 01-14-2009 01:14 AM

Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

Firehorse 01-14-2009 01:17 AM

Never done jury duty and touch wood never will :)

EthnicLover 01-14-2009 10:37 AM

Can you believe that being a full-time student is not an excuse for missing jury duty?

As if having four classes wasn't stressful enough, now you have to decide someone's fate.

Honez 01-14-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings (Post 15324851)
Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

Ahaha! Perfect :)

tranza 01-14-2009 12:34 PM

I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

:(

tehrugs 01-14-2009 12:39 PM

A friend of mine told me he once only answered the questions he was asked during jury selection with another question...going to have to try that if I ever get picked up.

Vendzilla 01-14-2009 12:44 PM

I got out of a murder trial by knowing the cop who investagated the case. I got out of another by wearing a NRA t-shirt. I've been up for it probably 10 times, never served!

munki 01-14-2009 12:46 PM

I was seated on a jury once, but the case was thrown out the following day... all things considered, jury duty has never really been that big of a hindrance to me, a little annoying, but ultimately not that bad.

Vicious_B 01-14-2009 12:49 PM

I have only been called twice and both time I happened to be pregnant. Both of my pregnancies were high risk and I when I called in they excused me. I didnt even have to get a doctors note or anything which I thought was unusual.

EthnicLover 01-14-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 15328365)
I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

:(

Is it mandatory that all Brazilian citizens have to got to jury duty?


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