I'm meeting the cute bartender at 3:30am... - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:02 AM

...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

GFY, wait for me...

Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote...

Thanks to the peanut gallery.

OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:03 AM

Oh I meant to ask you to all wish me luck... forgot to do that.

Voodoo · 11-14-2002, 12:04 AM

Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take pictures anyways.

greentea · 11-14-2002, 12:05 AM

If she swallows hold on to her for a while...

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:06 AM

OK yeah the camera may take me to the next level... I mean -- no nice guy brings a camera at 3:30am...

I'm a bad man.

A bad bad man.

Hehehehe

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brown Bear · 11-14-2002, 12:06 AM

definitely take pictures and post them here so we can ridicule her and point out all her deficiencies

BJ · 11-14-2002, 12:06 AM

dont forget the dirty sanchez

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take

BTW COOL SIG

pictures anyways.

Jamie · 11-14-2002, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

I had plans to meet her at 3:40, guess she isn't expecting much.

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
definitely take pictures and post them here so we can ridicule her and point out all her deficiencies

Oh yeah of course... i mean it wouldn't be GFY w/o out commentary on her ass or tits or whatever... on the other hand fuck you all like I need your gay ass sausage fest approval... it's just a date... a date at 3:30 am... no problem. It's all good.

WORD.

pimplink · 11-14-2002, 12:09 AM

Fly, You're like the resident Harvey Pekar of GFY.

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie

I had plans to meet her at 3:40, guess she isn't expecting much.

Yeah she told me she called ROTO ROUTER... The toilet is plugged...

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink
Fly, You're like the resident Harvey Pekar of GFY.

Who is that? BTW only 50 more minutes before I head back there... LIke I want to wait around for her to clean up that nasty wilthy bar... Hell no... I'll be like bitch get in the car... LIke I have time to wait for this Pinesol to dry. Fuk that.

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:12 AM

47... and counting.

am I desperate?

SleazyDream · 11-14-2002, 12:14 AM

lets do a live cam

BJ · 11-14-2002, 12:14 AM

If you were smart you'd call the bar and tell her you can't make it tonight.

The she'll surely bone you next week

pimplink · 11-14-2002, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Who is that? BTW only 50 more minutes before I head back there... LIke I want to wait around for her to clean up that nasty wilthy bar... Hell no... I'll be like bitch get in the car... LIke I have time to wait for this Pinesol to dry. Fuk that.

http://www.opticalsloth.com/authors/harvey_pekar.htm

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
If you were smart you'd call the bar and tell her you can't make it tonight.

The she'll surely bone you next week

Man I have been ignoring this chick for months and months seriously... The fucked up thing is she is in a band -- and another girl in her band I think was rubbing her leg on my back tonight at the bar -- but there was two chicks behind me so fuck it was hard to tell but I am pretty sure it's the readhead... anyway I'm not a player just TheFLY...

<img src="http://www.genesisproject.co.uk/Genie.gif">

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:29 AM

Ahh but the readhead is hot as hell... but...

Fuck Buddhism -- I need some booty. I'm tired of staus quo

status quo = no ass

EscortBiz · 11-14-2002, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

GFY, wait for me...

Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote...

Thanks to the peanut gallery.

OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!

Do you have to move anywhere for this?

TheFLY · 11-14-2002, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Do you have to move anywhere for this?

Yeah like umm 10 blocks...

I think I'll take my car instead of walking...

What do you think...

I figure if I drive I have a place to talk to her... in my car...

cherrylula · 11-14-2002, 12:37 AM

go Fly!!!

Post pics!!!

Keep GFY alive with explicit pics!

GFY Heroes.

http://www.cgl.ucsf.edu/home/tef/cray/tribute.html

DarkJedi · 11-14-2002, 06:00 AM

even if she won't screw you - take a pic of her clothed

railz · 11-14-2002, 06:04 AM

Remind me to do this if I ever manage to get a date sometime this century.

Be like the guy who bugged his sister's apartment and then tried to set her up with all his friends.

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:07 AM

Ethics Question:

Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her?

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:08 AM

I say later.
Of course unless he uses the pics for content.

God forbid the ethics of you people come down on the poor lad like you all did with Dank and his issues.

quiet · 11-14-2002, 06:08 AM

after. as always, pleasure before ethics.

railz · 11-14-2002, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Ethics Question:

Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her?

Since he hasn't posted for a while, I'm guessing he's on the job right now.

I guess we'll find out later

(Oh, and "before")

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:09 AM

amen brother!

Shoot the motherload, get the pics, and run.

Let her find out about the herpies on her own time.

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:10 AM

BP4L Style!

Infect and run.

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:11 AM

on the job?

Pete has no job.

His only job is to represent the BP4L and spread his seed.

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 06:11 AM

I mean nectar of the bone.

railz · 11-14-2002, 06:11 AM

"Infect and run" lol Bone.

Sounds like Code Red

CDSmith · 11-14-2002, 06:47 AM

Cmon Pete, what the hell ya doing now... sleeping?? Plenty of time for that when you're dead. Get up and tell us how the ride was. She should be laying in your bed naked in a twist of sheets, all fucked out with a sore pussy.

No wait... show us.

railz · 11-14-2002, 07:03 AM

"On the Job" - Brit slang for fucking.

Herb Kornfield · 11-14-2002, 07:18 AM

Pete....whats the status report on the deal? did ya close the sale?

Toss me a shout when you get the chance

--Herb K

NickB. · 11-14-2002, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
BP4L Style!

Infect and run.

MHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHhahahHHHAAHA!
I almost pissed in my pants!

boneprone · 11-14-2002, 07:01 PM

Ok, so what happened?

Where are the pics?

Bobo · 11-14-2002, 07:16 PM

What does 'tossing her salad' mean? Are you going to toss her salad?

Spoonie Luv · 11-14-2002, 07:19 PM

I guess we will have to wait and read about it in his "diary"

boneprone · 11-15-2002, 12:36 AM

Hmmmmm.

Perhaps it didnt go as well as he thought?

Or maybe he made the mistake and told her about the herpies before he tried to get with her.

11-14-2002, 12:02 AM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I'm meeting the cute bartender at 3:30am... ...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me... GFY, wait for me... Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote... Thanks to the peanut gallery. OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!

11-14-2002, 12:04 AM	#3
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take pictures anyways. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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11-14-2002, 12:06 AM	#6
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11-14-2002, 12:03 AM	#2
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Oh I meant to ask you to all wish me luck... forgot to do that.

11-14-2002, 12:06 AM	#7
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11-14-2002, 12:12 AM	#14
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	47... and counting. am I desperate?

11-14-2002, 12:14 AM	#15
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	lets do a live cam __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

11-14-2002, 12:29 AM	#19
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Ahh but the readhead is hot as hell... but... Fuck Buddhism -- I need some booty. I'm tired of staus quo status quo = no ass

11-14-2002, 12:37 AM	#22
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	go Fly!!! Post pics!!! Keep GFY alive with explicit pics! GFY Heroes. http://www.cgl.ucsf.edu/home/tef/cray/tribute.html

11-14-2002, 06:00 AM	#23
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	even if she won't screw you - take a pic of her clothed

11-14-2002, 06:04 AM	#24
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Remind me to do this if I ever manage to get a date sometime this century. Be like the guy who bugged his sister's apartment and then tried to set her up with all his friends. __________________ This Space for Rent

11-14-2002, 06:07 AM	#25
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ethics Question: Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:08 AM	#26
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I say later. Of course unless he uses the pics for content. God forbid the ethics of you people come down on the poor lad like you all did with Dank and his issues. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:08 AM	#27
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	after. as always, pleasure before ethics. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

11-14-2002, 06:09 AM	#29
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	amen brother! Shoot the motherload, get the pics, and run. Let her find out about the herpies on her own time. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:10 AM	#30
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	BP4L Style! Infect and run. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:11 AM	#31
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	on the job? Pete has no job. His only job is to represent the BP4L and spread his seed. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:11 AM	#32
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I mean nectar of the bone. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 06:47 AM	#34
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11-14-2002, 07:03 AM	#35
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	"On the Job" - Brit slang for fucking. __________________ This Space for Rent

11-14-2002, 07:18 AM	#36
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Pete....whats the status report on the deal? did ya close the sale? Toss me a shout when you get the chance --Herb K

11-14-2002, 07:01 PM	#38
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ok, so what happened? Where are the pics? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-14-2002, 07:16 PM	#39
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	What does 'tossing her salad' mean? Are you going to toss her salad?

11-14-2002, 07:19 PM	#40
Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	I guess we will have to wait and read about it in his "diary"

11-15-2002, 12:36 AM	#41
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hmmmmm. Perhaps it didnt go as well as he thought? Or maybe he made the mistake and told her about the herpies before he tried to get with her. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.