I'm meeting the cute bartender at 3:30am...
 

...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

GFY, wait for me...

Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote...

Thanks to the peanut gallery.

OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!

Oh I meant to ask you to all wish me luck... forgot to do that.

Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take pictures anyways. :)

If she swallows hold on to her for a while...

OK yeah the camera may take me to the next level... I mean -- no nice guy brings a camera at 3:30am...

I'm a bad man.

A bad bad man.

Hehehehe

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

definitely take pictures and post them here so we can ridicule her and point out all her deficiencies

dont forget the dirty sanchez

I had plans to meet her at 3:40, guess she isn't expecting much.

Oh yeah of course... i mean it wouldn't be GFY w/o out commentary on her ass or tits or whatever... on the other hand fuck you all like I need your gay ass sausage fest approval... it's just a date... a date at 3:30 am... no problem. It's all good.

WORD.

Fly, You're like the resident Harvey Pekar of GFY. :thumbsup

Yeah she told me she called ROTO ROUTER... The toilet is plugged...

Who is that? BTW only 50 more minutes before I head back there... LIke I want to wait around for her to clean up that nasty wilthy bar... Hell no... I'll be like bitch get in the car... LIke I have time to wait for this Pinesol to dry. Fuk that.

47... and counting.

am I desperate?

lets do a live cam

If you were smart you'd call the bar and tell her you can't make it tonight.

The she'll surely bone you next week:thumbsup

Man I have been ignoring this chick for months and months seriously... The fucked up thing is she is in a band -- and another girl in her band I think was rubbing her leg on my back tonight at the bar -- but there was two chicks behind me so fuck it was hard to tell but I am pretty sure it's the readhead... anyway I'm not a player just TheFLY...


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Ahh but the readhead is hot as hell... but...

Fuck Buddhism -- I need some booty. I'm tired of staus quo

status quo = no ass

Do you have to move anywhere for this?

Yeah like umm 10 blocks...

I think I'll take my car instead of walking...

What do you think...

I figure if I drive I have a place to talk to her... in my car...

go Fly!!!

Post pics!!!

Keep GFY alive with explicit pics!

GFY Heroes.

http://www.cgl.ucsf.edu/home/tef/cray/tribute.html

even if she won't screw you - take a pic of her clothed

:glugglug

Remind me to do this if I ever manage to get a date sometime this century.

Be like the guy who bugged his sister's apartment and then tried to set her up with all his friends.

Ethics Question:

Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her?

I say later.
Of course unless he uses the pics for content.

God forbid the ethics of you people come down on the poor lad like you all did with Dank and his issues.

after. as always, pleasure before ethics.

Since he hasn't posted for a while, I'm guessing he's on the job right now.

I guess we'll find out later :)

(Oh, and "before")

amen brother!

Shoot the motherload, get the pics, and run.

Let her find out about the herpies on her own time.

BP4L Style!

Infect and run.

on the job?

Pete has no job.

His only job is to represent the BP4L and spread his seed.

I mean nectar of the bone.

"Infect and run" lol Bone.

Sounds like Code Red :)

Cmon Pete, what the hell ya doing now... sleeping?? Plenty of time for that when you're dead. Get up and tell us how the ride was. She should be laying in your bed naked in a twist of sheets, all fucked out with a sore pussy.

No wait... show us.

"On the Job" - Brit slang for fucking.

Pete....whats the status report on the deal? did ya close the sale?

Toss me a shout when you get the chance

--Herb K

MHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHhahahHHHAAHA!
I almost pissed in my pants!

Ok, so what happened?

Where are the pics?

What does 'tossing her salad' mean? Are you going to toss her salad?

I guess we will have to wait and read about it in his "diary"

Hmmmmm.

Perhaps it didnt go as well as he thought?

Or maybe he made the mistake and told her about the herpies before he tried to get with her.